News IMPACT Wrestling Cancelled by Spike TV?

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Relax, fattie.

I wish I were fat. I've been on the Chris Hero diet but I'm still skinny asf

 

[Dixies Faded Looks]

DIXIE: AWWW LITTLE GIRL YOU'RE LIKE SO CUTE!! ONE DAY YOUR LOOKS WILL FADE LIKE MINE LOL

 

[Dixies Faded Looks]

WAITER: Sorry ma'am, I thought... I thought you liked brie.

*SILENT TREATMENT*

 

[Dixies Faded Looks]

TOMMY: You owe me a burrito. I'm fat. I also will accept lasagnas.

 

[Dixies Faded Looks]

DIXIE: I DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE! WHEN I THINK ABOUT MY FADED LOOKS I TOUCH MYSELF

 

[Dixies Faded Looks]

HULK: CHECK MY EYES, BROTHER. I'M PRETTY STONED.

 

[Dixies Faded Looks]

DIXIE: I MEAN Y'ALL WOULD STILL FUCK ME RIGHT?
BLUE SHIRT: Wellll.....
GREEN SHIRT: LOLOL

 

[CM Punk]

Hilarious. Now fuck off.

 

[Testify]

That's weird because the one Bellator PPV sold the equivalent of like 10 TNA PPVs

Nothing wierd about it, it's common sense that "real" sports is way more popular than pro wrestling. 750k audience of Bellator getting 100-150k buys compared to 1.3m audience of Impact getting 15k buys should come as no surprise lol. Unfortunately

I was uncertain on Bellator. Heard that Spike was high on them so I figured their ratings had something to do with that.

Impact 9pm-11pm gets 1.3 million audience, Bellator 11-12pm gets like 500-700k. Even when Impact went from 8-10pm, and Bellator from 10-11pm, it had the same audience lol.

 

[A TNA THAT I USED TO KNOW]

DIXIE: oh dag is that free range organic, y'all?

 

[A TNA THAT I USED TO KNOW]

DIXIE: Once I tongued Jeff Jarrett's butthole but it was purely a business decision.

 

[Tgmiveld]

I wish I were fat. I've been on the Chris Hero diet but I'm still skinny asf

you need less bells and whistles lads

get some hairs on your chest

 

[CFCrusader]

Wait, could this not be just random bullshit? TMZ or whatever they're called started this, apparently, and it spread but what if Spike's undecided and Dixie called a meeting for something else and they're going to announce a new TV deal later this week? plz. (

 

[Senhor Perfect]

This will be good news for me if they get on a network that my cable company carries.

 

[CM Punk]

Wait, could this not be just random bullshit? TMZ or whatever they're called started this, apparently, and it spread but what if Spike's undecided and Dixie called a meeting for something else and they're going to announce a new TV deal later this week? plz. (

I'd take TMZ over most wrestling dirtsheets.