Your attempt to look cool in real life = ratings failure.
I already tried giving you advice man. Cut your grimy hair, take a shower, do not wear a dirty teenage mustache (it is a turn off), stop talking like a nig, go outside the sun is your friend. And please get some style (wardrobe). I think you may need a toothbrush and some toothpaste, they invented that not too long ago it may be a wise investment.
But instead you take the Famou$187 route. Making up a "girlfriend" to get some e-status.