If you are the chairman of the WWE....

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Jonathan said:
Already a thread on this,

http://wweforums.net/thread-1482.html

Can be merged.

Go away backdoor mod, no one gives a fuck.
 

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Jonathan said:
Please grow up, thanks.

You are complaining because a thread was made based on the same topic another thread was made ages ago, yet you ask me to grow up?

This thread has 4 pages of discussion, go do one.
 

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Bobby Ray said:
Looks like I ruffled your jimmies because your so called fix of the company is flawed. You should understand wrestling has changed drastically, stop trying to fix current flaws with past successes, it doesn't work like that.

My last sentence uncovers me? Oh, please elaborate, I still have time left to show you up.

Stopped reding here, tbh.
 

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You should probably also explain how, when and why you would become chairmen. Also, would you appear at shows? Would you bang Linda? And most importantly, would you go after all the divas? :vince:
 

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Bobby Ray said:
You are complaining because a thread was made based on the same topic another thread was made ages ago, yet you ask me to grow up?

This thread has 4 pages of discussion, go do one.

I'm not complaining. Find where I am complaining. I'm informing the OP that a thread has already been made on this and I reported my post to draw it to the staff's attention so they can merge the threads to create more discussion.

The other one has 6, it doesn't matter. You really are immature and cocky for being a new member.
 
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deth said:
You should probably also explain how, when and why you would become chairmen. Also, would you appear at shows? Would you bang Linda? And most importantly, would you go after all the divas? :vince:

Yes to all :ksi:
 

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Re: RE: If you are the chairman of the WWE....

deth said:
You should probably also explain how, when and why you would become chairmen. Also, would you appear at shows? Would you bang Linda? And most importantly, would you go after all the divas? :vince:

I'd become chairman by killing triple h, marrying Stephanie, framing Vince for triple h's death, and inheriting the damn company.

I'd be the super heel to Cena's Stone Cold, only I'd keep beating his ass instead of letting him open cans of whoop ass on me.

As far as Linda goes, while my new wife Stephanie would be out doing the B.A. Star trash and all the other wwe advertisement spots, I'd give Linda some vitamin Three. As long as she is down with doing nasty Threesomes with Vickie Guerrero.

As far as the other divas.... I'd say in order to get a divas title shot you'd have to have a private meeting in my office that has to be better than the one before... Lets call it the "eat the c*ck" Challenge.

~Three Said That~
 

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Candy Colored Clown said:
Marketing. Marketing. Marketing.

And more marketing. And the talent.

Vince McMahon convinced the whole world once that the upper mid-class white rapper who can't wrestle, is the best and strongest man in the world.

He even convinced us that Rey Mysterio can be the World HEAVYWEIGHT Champion.

Cena had incredible charisma though, and had the aura and look of a superstar. Mysterio never kept the belt long and I hated him winning it in the first place. WWE obviously didn't care for him as champ either since he lost so many matches clean (non-title matches), which even led to Lance Storm saying he should have won Least Pushed World Champion in 2006.

I hate the thought of Daniel Bryan being the face of the company. He is better off either competing for the secondary belt (WHC) or the IC and US belts.
 

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KLockard23 said:
I hate the thought of Daniel Bryan being the face of the company. He is better off either competing for the secondary belt (WHC) or the IC and US belts.

So, you hate when feds push their most talented wrestlers? Where have I said he would be THE face of the company? He would just be a part of the "Big Six", not neccessarily the top guy. I barely even watch WWE anymore, but every time I tune in, I see Daniel Bryan getting insane reactions and making everything WORK.

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ThreeXBetterThanU said:
I'd become chairman by killing triple h, marrying Stephanie, framing Vince for triple h's death, and inheriting the damn company.

I'd be the super heel to Cena's Stone Cold, only I'd keep beating his ass instead of letting him open cans of whoop ass on me.

As far as Linda goes, while my new wife Stephanie would be out doing the B.A. Star trash and all the other wwe advertisement spots, I'd give Linda some vitamin Three. As long as she is down with doing nasty Threesomes with Vickie Guerrero.

As far as the other divas.... I'd say in order to get a divas title shot you'd have to have a private meeting in my office that has to be better than the one before... Lets call it the "eat the c*ck" Challenge.

~Three Said That~

HIRE THIS MAN!
 

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Candy Colored Clown said:
So, you hate when feds push their most talented wrestlers? Where have I said he would be THE face of the company? He would just be a part of the "Big Six", not neccessarily the top guy. I barely even watch WWE anymore, but every time I tune in, I see Daniel Bryan getting insane reactions and making everything WORK.

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No, I'm saying people care more about character quality than in-ring quality. The most successful wrestlers, especially those who have drawn industry-changing money, are those who have drawn in people based on their charisma and aura of being a mega star. That's why it didn't matter that Cena wasn't the best performer (though I would say he is anything but a bad performer, because you don't have that many great matches if you are), he had an unbelievable amount of charisma and got over with his clever raps, and it didn't just have to do with brilliant marketing on Vince's part. I don't see the same thing happening with Daniel Bryan, no matter how many people chant Yes.
 

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KLockard23 said:
No, I'm saying people care more about character quality than in-ring quality. The most successful wrestlers, especially those who have drawn industry-changing money, are those who have drawn in people based on their charisma and aura of being a mega star. That's why it didn't matter that Cena wasn't the best performer (though I would say he is anything but a bad performer, because you don't have that many great matches if you are), he had an unbelievable amount of charisma and got over with his clever raps, and it didn't just have to do with brilliant marketing on Vince's part. I don't see the same thing happening with Daniel Bryan, no matter how many people chant Yes.

See fucker, ain't that exactly what I was saying in the first place? Thank you for spending 5 minutes on writing and confirming my previous statements. Jesus Christ...