If X were a Title: tracking the lineage of some strange stipulations

[Chris]

She was released as champion and it almost instantly went to men

 

[Sky]

One more to go!
Who is the current Queen of FCW?

Spoiler: Who holds the Queen's tiara?

2012-03-15 Raquel Diaz - is the last champion before her title is discontinued from FCW
2012-04-05 Paige - beats Diaz and Audrey Marie in a Triple Threat match on FCW TV
2012-04-06 Sofia Cortez - beats Paige and Summer Rae in a Triple Threat match at a FCW live event
2012-07-05 Caylee Turner - beats Cortez at an FCW live event
[well... RIP.]
2016-11-13 Mike Gibson - beats Toxic and Mitch Thompson in a Three-Way Elimination match at BATTLEWAR 39

 

[Sky]

I feel like doing women's awards, and hoping that some actually go to women.
Who holds the pink fuzzy dice?

Spoiler: Who holds the dice?

2008-10-14 Maria Kanellis - beats Maryse, Victoria, Natalya, and Brie Bella in a Fuzzy Dice on a Pole match on WWE SmackDown. She also becomes number 1 contender to the Divas Title, but the dice are more important.
2008-11-11 Michelle McCool - beats Maria on WWE SmackDown
2008-11-25 Maria Kanellis (2) - beats Michelle on WWE SmackDown
2008-12-05 Kelly Kelly - beats Maria at WWE Tribute to the Troops (dark)
2009-01-19 Beth Phoenix - beats Kelly on WWE Raw
2009-01-25 Melina - beats Phoenix at WWE Royal Rumble
2009-03-09 Maryse - beats Melina on WWE Raw
2009-04-14 Gail Kim - beats Maryse on WWE SmackDown
2009-04-21 Maryse (2) - beats Kim on WWE SmackDown
2009-05-04 Mickie James - beats Maryse on WWE Raw
2009-05-08 Maryse (3) - beats James at a WWE live event
2009-05-09 Mickie James (2) - beats Maryse at a WWE live event
2009-07-24 Maryse (4) - beats James at a WWE live event
2009-07-26 Mickie James (3) - beats Maryse at WWE Night of Champions
2009-09-21 Beth Phoenix (2) - beats Mickie on WWE Raw
2009-09-23 Mickie James (4) - beats Phoenix at a WWE live event
2009-10-12 Jillian Hall - beats James on WWE Raw
2009-10-12 Melina (2) - beats Jillian on WWE Raw
2010-09-19 Michelle McCool (2) - beats Melina in a Lumberjill match at WWE Night of Champions
[oh hey, this was the last match for the Women's Championship too, so we've got a double!]
2010-11-01 Natalya - beats McCool on WWE Raw
2010-12-30 AJ Lee - beats Natalya at FCW vs WWE Night
2011-04-07 Aksana - beats AJ on FCW TV
2011-09-01 Audrey Marie - beats Aksana on FCW TV
2011-11-17 AJ Lee (2) - beats Audrey and Aksana in a Triple Threat match on FCW TV
2012-01-07 Natalya (2) - beats AJ at a WWE live event
2012-01-10 Tamina Snuka - beats Natalya on WWE SmackDown
2012-02-19 Beth Phoenix (3) - beats Tamina at WWE Elimination Chamber
[Beth Phoenix was the reigning Diva of the Year 2010...]
2020-07-03 Asuka (3) - beats Bayley on WWE Raw

And rightly so, too!

 

[Sky]

As for the other retired women's belt in the WWE...
Who is the current WWE Divas Champion?

Spoiler: Who holds the Divas Title?

2016-04-03 Charlotte Flair - the final champion, also wins the match for the new [Raw] Women's Championship at WrestleMania 32. (God, what a terrible show WrestleMania 32 was.)
[Charlotte was, by a stroke of luck, also the old Women's Champion.]
2020-07-03 Asuka (3) - beats Bayley on WWE Raw

No one is ready...

 

[Bobby Barrows]

ASUKA THE GOAT.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Who holds Andre the Giant's undefeated streak.

 

[Sky]

Thanks @Grim Cornette for this idea.
Who is the current keeper of Andre the Giant's undefeated streak?

Spoiler: Who holds Andre's streak?

1987-03-29 Andre the Giant - prior to WrestleMania III, he apparently has never been pinned nor submitted in 15 years.
1987-03-29 Hulk Hogan - beats Andre at WWF WrestleMania III
1988-02-05 Andre the Giant (2) - beats Hogan on WWF The Main Event
1988-07-31 Hulk Hogan (2) - beats Andre in a Steel Cage match at WWF WrestleFest
1990-04-01 Ultimate Warrior - beats Hogan at WWF WrestleMania VI
1991-01-19 Sgt. Slaughter - beats Warrior at WWF Royal Rumble
1991-03-17 Ultimate Warrior (2) - beats Slaughter in a Steel Cage match at a WWF live event
[Warrior beats Randy Savage in his retirement match...]
1999-11-21 Bret Hart (2) - beats Benoit at WCW Mayhem

 

[Vegeta]

Bret needs to come back and lose to Orton.

 

[Sky]

Thanks to our 2002 rewatch:
Who holds the paddle from Terri vs. Trish?

Spoiler: Who holds the paddle?

2002-04-01 Trish Stratus - beats Terri in a Bikini Paddle on a Pole match on WWF Raw
2002-04-08 Molly Holly - beats Trish on WWF Raw
2002-04-15 Trish Stratus (2) - beats Molly on WWF Raw
2002-04-20 Jazz - beats Trish at a WWF live event
2003-03-08 Victoria - beats Jazz and Trish in a Triple Threat match at a WWE live event
2003-03-30 Trish Stratus (3) - beats Victoria and Jazz in a Triple Threat match at WWE WrestleMania XIX
2003-04-27 Jazz (2) - beats Trish at WWE Backlash
2003-08-29 Molly Holly (2) - beats Jazz and Trish in a Triple Threat match at a WWE live event
2004-01-25 Victoria (2) - beats Molly on WWE Heat
[2004-03-14 Victoria wins Molly's hair...]
2020-07-03 Asuka (3) - beats Bayley on WWE Raw

Obviously.

 

[Sky]

Completely random one, coming from an obscure match, but one that has potential to go all over the world.
Who holds Ozz's hair?

Spoiler: Who holds Ozz's hair?

2019-10-19 Mr. Aguila - beats Ozz in a Hair vs. Hair match at Supremacia
2019-11-23 Mr. Anderson - beats Aguila at Fight Forever: Tribute to Bret Hart
2019-12-14 Eli Drake - beats Anderson at NWA Into the Fire
2021-03-24 Bronson Reed - beats LA Knight on WWE NXT
2021-04-08 Johnny Gargano - beats Reed at WWE NXT TakeOver: Stand & Deliver
2021-05-18 Bronson Reed (2) - beats Gargano in a Steel Cage match on WWE NXT
2021-06-29 Isaiah "Swerve" Scott - beats Reed on WWE NXT
2021-10-12 Carmelo Hayes - beats Swerve on WWE NXT 2.0
2021-11-09 Pete Dunne - beats Carmelo on WWE NXT 2.0
2021-11-23 Carmelo Hayes (2) - beats Dunne and Gargano on WWE NXT 2.0
2022-04-02 Cameron Grimes - beats Carmelo and 3 others in a Ladder match at NXT Stand and Deliver

(edited in May 2022 to reflect changes and clean up the OP)

 

[Bobby Barrows]

E. LI. DRAKE.

 

[Sky]

Spoiler: Raw July 27

Unlike the Raw Women's Championship, titles in this thread cannot change hands on a countout. Asuka retains her 9 accolades.

EDIT: Come to think of it, should the large set of women's accolades have a name like the E-Crown?

 

[Sky]

Who holds the mask Kane wore on the 2002-04-08 Raw?

Spoiler: Who holds Kane's mask? (2002-04-08)

2002-04-08 X-Pac - beats Kane in a Falls Count Anywhere match on WWF Raw, and takes off his mask
2002-04-12 Kane - beats X-Pac at a WWF live event
2002-09-13 Triple H - beats Kane at a WWE live event
[2002-10-20 HHH beats Kane at No Mercy, unifying the mask with the jacket...]
2020-06-07 Randy Orton (7) - beats Edge at WWE Backlash

 

[Sky]

Who holds Kane's mask from the 2003-06-23 Raw?

Spoiler: Who holds Kane's mask? (2003-06-23)

2003-06-23 Triple H - beats Kane in a Title vs. Mask match on WWE Raw
[and yeah, HHH holds the other mask.]
2020-06-07 Randy Orton (7) - beats Edge at WWE Backlash

 

[Sky]

Who gets to sleep in the Wrestle House ring?

Spoiler: Impact

2020-07-19 Acey Romero - beats Crazzy Steve on Impact Wrestling
2020-07-19 Larry D - beats Romero on Impact Wrestling
2020-09-19 Zachary Wentz (as Suicide) - beats Larry D on Impact Xplosion
2020-10-10 WARHORSE - beats Wentz at GLORY Are Ya Wrestling, Son?
2020-10-11 Jake Something - beats WARHORSE at BLP Threat Level Noon
2020-10-20 Hernandez - beats Jake, Heath, Rhino and Alisha in a Five-Way match on Impact Wrestling
2020-10-30 Gino Medina - beats Hernandez at Loko Reggie Jackson's House of Horrors
2020-11-05 Aereo - beats Gino at a Promociones Medina TV taping
2020-12-19 Mecha Wolf 450 - beats Aereo at Promociones Medina Noche de Leyendas
2021-04-09 Exodus Prime - beats Mecha Wolf 450, Super Beast, and Zarek Camacho in a Four-Way match at DFW All-Pro vs. The World
2021-05-08 Gino Medina - beats Exodus Prime at Independent Wrestling Expo 4
2021-05-29 Chris Bey - beats Medina at New Texas Pro Bomaye
2021-06-26 Will Allday - beats Bey at New Texas Pro Boesch
2021-08-20 Richard Holliday - beats Allday at GSW Global Festival
2021-08-28 Matias Denapoli - beats Holliday at PAPW Rumble in Paradise
2021-09-11 Richard Holliday (2) - beats Matias at NEW Homecoming
2021-09-25 Matias Denapoli (2) - beats Holliday at PAPW DieselMania V