If X were a Title: tracking the lineage of some strange stipulations

[Vegeta]

Woooo! New ending!

 

[Sky]

Okay.
Who is the contender to Bret Hart's United States Championship?

Spoiler: Who holds the contendership?

1999-01-25 El Dandy - handpicked as an "easy" opponent by Bret Hart (easy? Who are you to doubt El Dandy?) but never receives his shot
1999-02-16 Fit Finlay - beats Dandy on WCW Saturday Night
1999-03-22 Rick Steiner - beats Finlay on WCW Monday Nitro
1999-04-12 Booker T - beats Steiner on WCW Monday Nitro
1999-05-09 Rick Steiner (2) - beats Booker at WCW Slamboree
1999-07-06 Buff Bagwell - beats Steiner on WCW Saturday Night (dark)
1999-09-13 Alex Wright - beats Bagwell on WCW Monday Nitro
1999-10-24 Brad Armstrong - beats Wright at WCW Halloween Havoc
1999-12-20 Madusa - beats Armstrong on WCW Monday Nitro
2000-01-16 Oklahoma (Ed Ferrara) - beats Madusa on WCW Souled Out
2002-08-07 Bo Dupp - beats Ferrera on NWA/TNA 8
2002-08-14 Teo - beats Dupp on NWA/TNA 9

I'm absolutely sure that Teo has lost the title since then, but Cagematch really doesn't cover midget wrestling shows. So yeah. I guess Teo the Extreme Midget has a shot at Bret Hart. Who are you to doubt Teo?

EDIT: Teo's victory was for something called the "Dupp Cup". So I'm going to call this a double!

Another new winner!

 

[Sky]

Who is the current holder of the J-Crown?

Spoiler: Who holds the J-Crown?

1997-11-05 Shinjiro Otani - is made to return all but one of the belts he won from El Samurai, ending the days of the J-Crown. But what if he kept them all...?
1998-02-07 Jushin Thunder Liger - beats Otani at NJPW Fighting Spirit
1998-03-14 Kendo Kashin - beats Liger at NJPW Hyper Battle
1998-04-04 Jushin Thunder Liger (2) - beats Kashin at NJPW The Final Inoki Tournament
1998-05-16 Tatsuhito Takaiwa - beats Liger at NJPW BOSJ V
1998-05-21 El Samurai - beats Takaiwa at NJPW BOSJ V
1998-06-01 Dr. Wagner Jr. - beats Samurai at NJPW BOSJ V
1998-06-03 Koji Kanemoto - beats Wagner at NJPW BOSJ V
1998-07-15 Jushin Thunder Liger (3) - beats Kanemoto at NJPW Summer Struggle
1998-08-08 The Great Sasuke - beats Liger at NJPW Rising The Next Generations
1998-08-23 Super Delfin - beats Sasuke at a Michinoku Pro live event
1999-11-21 Black Buffalo - beats Delfin at an Osaka Pro live event
1999-11-28 Super Delfin (2) - beats Buffalo at an Osaka Pro live event
2000-05-07 Takehiro Murahama - beats Delfin in a Different Style Fight at Osaka Pro 1st Year Anniversary Spicy Series
2000-06-18 Super Delfin (3) - beats Murahama in a Different Style Fight at Osaka Pro Dramatic Rain Series
2000-10-09 Jushin Thunder Liger (4) - beats Delfin at NJPW Do Judge!!
2000-10-21 Don Frye - beats Liger at NJPW Get a Right!!
2001-07-20 Kazuyuki Fujita - beats Frye at NJPW Dome-Quake
2002-08-29 Yoshihiro Takayama - beats Fujita at NJPW Cross Road
2002-09-23 Mitsuharu Misawa - beats Takayama at NOAH The Great Voyage
2003-03-01 Kenta Kobashi - beats Misawa at NOAH Navigate For Evolution
[Kobashi was the holder of the original WHC etc.]
2020-01-19 Zac Taylor - beats Zayne, ACH, and Chandler Hopkins in a Four Corners match at Inspire Pro New Ecstasy of Gold

Zac Taylor Cannot Be Stopped

Doing prestigious titles is weird, please let me do dumb stipulations again

 

[Sky]

Who holds Tara's spider Poison?

Spoiler: Who holds Poison?

2010-04-05 Tara - gets it out of a box in the Lockbox Challenge on TNA Impact. This also means she loses the Knockouts Championship. At random. It's Russo.
2010-04-20 Madison Rayne - beats Tara and Angelina Love in a Three-Way match on TNA Impact
2010-05-17 Roxxi - beats Rayne on TNA Impact
2010-06-13 Madison Rayne (2) - beats Roxxi in a Title vs. Career match at TNA Slammiversary VIII
2010-07-02 Angelina Love - beats Rayne at a TNA live event
2010-07-03 Madison Rayne (3) - beats Love at a TNA live event
2010-08-09 Angelina Love (2) - beats Rayne on TNA Impact
2010-09-08 Sarita - beats Love on TNA Xplosion
2010-10-11 Mickie James - beats Sarita on TNA Xplosion
2010-12-05 Tara (2) - beats Mickie in a Falls Count Anywhere match at TNA Final Resolution
2010-12-06 Mickie James (2) - beats Tara in a Steel Cage match on TNA Impact
2011-01-06 Madison Rayne (4) - beats Mickie at a TNA live event
2011-01-11 Mickie James (3) - beats Rayne, Sarita, and Velvet Sky in a Four-Way match on TNA Impact
2011-01-14 Madison Rayne (5) - beats Mickie at a TNA live event
2011-04-09 Traci Brooks - beats Rayne at a TNA live event
2011-10-01 ODB - beats Brooks and Seleziya Sparx in a Three-Way match at MPW Wicked Eve
2011-10-07 Brooke Tessmacher - beats ODB at a TNA live event
2011-10-19 Madison Rayne (6) - beats Brooke on TNA Xplosion
2011-11-05 Tara (3) - beats Rayne at FWE Fallout
2011-11-14 Mickie James (4) - beats Tara and 8 others in a Gauntlet match on TNA Impact Wrestling
2011-12-11 Gail Kim - beats Mickie at TNA Final Resolution
2012-01-28 Tara (4) - beats Kim on TNA Impact Wrestling
2012-02-12 Gail Kim (2) - beats Tara at TNA Against All Odds
2012-04-18 Brooke Tessmacher (2) - beats Kim on TNA Impact Wrestling
2012-05-13 Gail Kim (3) - beats Brooke at TNA Sacrifice
2012-06-10 Brooke Tessmacher (3) - beats Kim at TNA Slammiversary X
2012-08-12 Madison Rayne (7) - beats Brooke at TNA Hardcore Justice
2012-08-16 Brooke Tessmacher (4) - beats Rayne on TNA Impact Wrestling
2012-08-23 Tara (5) - beats Brooke on TNA Impact Wrestling
2012-09-09 Brooke Tessmacher (5) - beats Tara at TNA No Surrender
2012-10-14 Tara (6) - beats Brooke at TNA Bound For Glory
2012-10-18 ODB (2) - beats Tara on TNA Impact
2012-10-26 Tara (7) - beats ODB at a TNA live event
2012-12-01 ODB (3) - beats Tara at a TNA live event
2012-12-02 Tara (8) - beats ODB at a TNA live event
2012-12-30 Velvet Sky - beats Tara at a TNA live event
2013-01-18 Tara (9) - beats Velvet at a TNA live event
2013-01-25 Brooke Tessmacher (6) - beats Tara on TNA Impact Wrestling
2013-01-26 Velvet Sky (2) - beats Brooke, Tara, and Kim in a Four-Way Elimination match on TNA Impact Wrestling
2013-02-02 Tara (10) - beats Velvet at a TNA live event
2013-02-08 Velvet Sky (3) - beats Tara at a TNA live event
2013-02-09 Tara (11) - beats Velvet at a TNA live event
2013-02-28 Velvet Sky (4) - beats Tara on TNA Impact Wrestling
2013-05-23 Mickie James (5) - beats Velvet on TNA Impact Wrestling
2013-08-15 ODB (4) - beats Mickie and Kim in a Three-Way Hardcore match on TNA Impact Wrestling
2013-08-15 Gail Kim (4) - beats ODB on TNA Impact Wrestling
2013-08-29 ODB (5) - beats Kim in a 2/3 Falls match on TNA Impact Wrestling
2013-08-30 Mickie James (6) - beats ODB at a TNA live event
2013-09-12 ODB (6) - beats Mickie on TNA Impact Wrestling
2013-10-20 Gail Kim (5) - beats ODB and Brooke in a Three-Way match at TNA Bound For Glory
2013-12-04 Madison Rayne (8) - beats Kim on TNA Impact Wrestling
2014-01-03 Gail Kim (6) - beats Rayne at a TNA live event
2014-01-16 Madison Rayne (9) - beats Kim on TNA Impact Wrestling
2014-01-31 Gail Kim (7) - beats Rayne in a Street Fight on TNA Impact Wrestling
2014-02-07 Velvet Sky (5) - beats Kim at a TNA live event
2014-04-10 Madison Rayne (10) - beats Velvet in a Street Fight on TNA Impact Wrestling
2014-04-12 Gail Kim (8) - beats Rayne at TNA One Night Only: World Cup
2014-04-18 Madison Rayne (11) - beats Kim at a TNA live event
2014-04-27 Angelina Love (3) - beats Rayne at TNA Sacrifice
2014-06-20 Gail Kim (9) - beats Love on TNA Impact Wrestling
2014-09-06 Taryn Terrell - beats Kim at TNA One Night Only: Rivals
2014-09-16 Madison Rayne (12) - beats Taryn and Love in a Three-Way match on TNA Impact Wrestling
2014-09-17 Havok - beats Rayne on TNA Impact Wrestling
2014-09-19 Taryn Terrell (2) - beats Havok and Kim on TNA Impact Wrestling
2015-02-15 Gail Kim (10) - beats Terrell at TNA One Night Only: World Cup
2015-03-14 Awesome Kong - beats Kim on TNA Impact Wrestling
2015-03-15 Taryn Terrell (3) - beats Kong in a No Disqualification match on TNA Impact Wrestling
2015-06-25 Brooke Tessmacher (7) - beats Taryn on TNA Impact Wrestling
2015-07-25 Madison Rayne (13) - beats Brooke on TNA Impact Wrestling
2015-09-19 Awesome Kong (2) - beats Rayne at a TNA live event
2015-10-04 Gail Kim (11) - beats Kong at TNA Bound For Glory
2016-03-17 Jade - beats Kim and Rayne in a Three-Way match on TNA Impact Wrestling
2016-03-19 Maria Kanellis - beats Jade and 5 others in a Ladder match on TNA Impact Wrestling
[that ladder match was for the position of Head of the Knockouts. So this is another double!]
2016-10-02 Gail Kim (12) - beats Maria at TNA Bound For Glory
2017-08-17 Sienna - beats Kim on GFW Impact
2017-09-17 Allie - beats Sienna at SMASH 100
2017-11-05 Gail Kim (13) - beats Allie and Sienna in a Three-Way match at Impact Bound For Glory
2017-12-03 Allie (2) - beats Kim at SMASH CANUSA Classic
2018-04-12 Kris Wolf - beats Allie at Bar Wrestling 11
2018-04-15 Nicole Matthews - beats Wolf at SHIMMER Volume 104
2018-06-09 Kimber Lee - beats Matthews at DEFY Requiem
2018-06-21 Shotzi Blackheart - beats Lee at IWA-MS Revolution Strong Style Tournament
2018-06-22 Nicole Savoy - beats Blackheart at APW Bay Area Bash
2018-08-02 Kris Wolf (2) - beats Savoy at Bar Wrestling 16
2018-08-31 Killer Kelly - beats Wolf and Melanie Gray in a Three-Way match at wXw Fans Appreciation Night
2018-09-01 Melanie Gray - beats Kelly and Alpha Female in a Three-Way match at wXw Fans Appreciation Night
2018-09-15 Alpha Female - beats Gray at Next Step Gold Rush
2018-09-29 Chihiro Hashimoto - beats Female at EVE Strong Women Style
2019-06-08 Sareee - beats Hashimoto at Sendai Girls Women's Pro Wrestling Big Show
2019-09-14 Tsukasa Fujimoto - beats Sareee on Ice Ribbon TV
2019-09-27 Nina Samuels - beats Fujimoto and Sammii Jayne at EVE Friday Night Riot
2019-10-04 Xia Brookside - beats Samuels on WWE NXT UK
2019-10-05 Kay Lee Ray - beats Xia on WWE NXT UK

Would you believe it, a TNA title's found itself in WWE. Two of them, in fact.

There was a real danger of this title passing to the men, as in 2015, Madison Rayne and Brooke were involved in a huge 32-person World Championship tournament. Which involved a group of the Knockouts. Thankfully, neither of the two made it out of their group.

 

[Sky]

Let's stay in TNA, because why not?
Who has SoCal Val's hand in marriage?

Spoiler: Who holds Val's ring?

2008-09-14 Sonjay Dutt - beats Jay Lethal in a Ladder of Love match at TNA No Surrender, after SoCal Val turns heel on her previous on-screen fiancé Lethal
2008-09-27 Slyck Wagner Brown - beats Dutt at NWA Upstate Upstate 8 Indytational
2008-09-27 Jimmy Olsen - beats Slyck at NWA Upstate Upstate 8 Indytational
2008-10-24 Slyck Wagner Brown (2) - beats Olsen at 2CW Unfinished Business 3
2008-11-08 Thomas Marr - beats Slyck at an SCW live event
2009-04-24 Jaison Moore - beats Marr, Aaron Epic and Sheik Khan Abadi in a Four-Way match at a PWE live event
2009-05-30 CJ O'Doyle - beats Moore at D1PW Against the Wall
2009-06-09 Sideshow - beats O'Doyle at an ACW live event
2009-06-23 Eddie Taurus - beats Sideshow at an ACW live event
2009-06-27 Bruce Santee - beats Taurus at a VASW live event
2009-07-25 Nooie Lee - beats Santee at an ACW live event
2009-08-04 Shawn Spears - beats Lee at an ACW live event
2009-09-25 Thunder - beats Spears at WWC Septiembre Negro Tour
2009-11-20 Idol Stevens - beats Thunder at a WWC live event
2010-01-16 Shawn Spears (2) - beats Stevens at WWC Euphoria Mega Event
2010-01-23 Idol Stevens (2) - beats Spears at WWC The Event that Doesn't Need a Name
2010-02-18 Abbad - beats Stevens at WWC La Hora de la Verdad
2010-03-13 Ray Gonzalez - beats Abbad and BJ in a Three-Way match at a WWC live event
2010-04-23 Chicano - beats Gonzalez at WWC Honor vs. Traicion
2010-05-29 Eric Escobar - beats Chicano at WWC Summer Madness Tour
2016-08-03 Hiram Tua - beats Escobar at WWL Summer Blast
2016-09-17 Dennis Rivera - beats Tua, Noel Rodriguez, and Robbie E in a Four-Way match on WWL High Voltage
2016-11-04 Noel Rodriguez - beats Rivera on WWL High Voltage
2018-09-01 Electro - beats Rodriguez at WWL High Voltage Live
2019-11-15 Justin Dynamite - beats Electro and Mark Davidson in a Three-Way match at WWL Guerra de Poder
2020-01-25 Zcion RT1 - beats Dynamite at a WWC live event
2020-02-15 Xix Xavant - beats Zcion at a WWC live event
2021-09-25 Carlos Calderon - beats Xavant on WWC Superstars of Wrestling
2022-04-16 Xavant - beats Calderon on WWC Superstars of Wrestling
2022-07-02 Carlos Calderon - beats Xavant on WWC Superstars of Wrestling
2022-07-16 Pedro Portillo III - beats Calderon and Samuray del Sol at LAWE SummerFest

Facts about this run: In that tournament Jimmy Olsen won, he beat Orange Cassidy in the first round.

2022-09 edit: moving this here for OP cleanup

 

[Chris]

Eric Escobar was undefeated for 6 years?

 

[Sky]

oh yeah and

Spoiler: SPOILERS FOR RAW

Who is the Greatest Wrestler Ever?

2020-06-17 Randy Orton - is declared as such after beating Edge in the Greatest Wrestling Match Ever

 

[Sky]

Eric Escobar was undefeated for 6 years?

'Twould seem so going by Cagematch results

 

[Vegeta]

Eric Escobar was undefeated for 6 years?

Well, I guess so if Battle Royal's don't count.

 

[Sky]

I toyed with the idea of starting a title history of CHIKARA's belt, but nah, I don't want to celebrate a belt given the circumstances of what Quackenbush did. So...
Who is the current ECW FTW Heavyweight Champion?

Spoiler: Who holds the FTW Title?

1999-03-21 Tazz - beats Sabu in an Extreme Deathmatch at ECW Living Dangerously, regaining his belt and unifying it with the ECW World Heavyweight Championship
1999-09-03 Sabu - beats Tazz at an ECW live event
1999-09-19 Justin Credible - beats Sabu at ECW Anarchy Rulz
1999-09-26 Sabu (2) - beats Credible at an ECW live event
1999-11-18 Rob Van Dam - beats Sabu on ECW on TNN
2000-05-14 Jerry Lynn - beats RVD at ECW Hardcore Heaven
2000-05-20 Justin Credible (2) - beats Lynn on ECW Hardcore TV
2000-10-01 Jerry Lynn (2) - beats Credible at ECW Anarchy Rulz
2000-11-05 Steve Corino - beats Lynn, Credible, and Sandman in a Double Jeopardy match at ECW November to Remember
2001-01-07 Sandman - beats Corino and Credible in a Tables, Ladders, Chairs, and Canes match at ECW Guilty as Charged
2001-01-07 Rhyno - beats Sandman at ECW Guilty as Charged
[Well shit, I guess it really was unified with the ECW World belt after all...]
2013-07-21 Ripper - beats Golden Dragon at a GALLI live event

 

[Vegeta]

I'm trying to remember, was there ever a match for the Undertaker's Urn? I'm pretty sure that happened. If so, who has that now would be wonderful.

 

[Sky]

It doesn't seem there was a match for the urn. Though, I did discover this.
Who is the rightful "Superstar of the Year" Slammy Award winner for 2009?

Spoiler: Who holds Superstar of the Year?

2009-12-14 John Cena - beats Randy Orton on WWE Raw, winning a tournament final to get the award
2010-01-11 Randy Orton - beats Cena and Kofi Kingston in a Triple Threat match on WWE Raw
2010-02-08 Cody Rhodes - beats Orton on WWE Raw
2010-03-06 Christian - beats Rhodes at a WWE live event
2010-03-19 The Miz - beats Christian, Evan Bourne, and MVP in a Fatal Four-Way match at a WWE live event
2010-03-22 John Morrison - beats Miz on WWE Raw
2010-04-06 Jack Swagger - beats Morrison on WWE SmackDown
2010-04-19 The Undertaker - beats Swagger on WWE Raw
2010-08-30 Sheamus - beats Taker and Cena in a Steel Cage match on WWE Raw (dark)
2010-09-19 Randy Orton (2) - beats Sheamus, Cena, Edge, Chris Jericho and Wade Barrett in a Six-Pack Elimination match at WWE Night of Champions
[2010-10-19 Orton beats Kane on SmackDown...]
2011-01-31 Edge - beats Miz on WWE Raw
2020-06-07 Randy Orton (3) - beats Edge at WWE Backlash

And we're back. The big 2-0.

 

[Vegeta]

Orton truly is the greatest wrestler ever.

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Okay

Who holds the rights to:

- Cut Molly Holly’s hair?
- Cut Eric Bischoff’s hair?
- Cut Vince McMahon’s hair?


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[Sky]

Okay

Who holds the rights to:

- Cut Molly Holly’s hair?
- Cut Eric Bischoff’s hair?
- Cut Vince McMahon’s hair?


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When did each of these happen? Gonna do another one in the meantime