If KenFan made a movie...

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probably a pornography involving the members of this forum
 

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I think it would be like the movie The Cell, going into the mind of a serial killer and there's weird sequences of moving art pieces, muscular naked female bodybuilders and just the most random/creepy/disturbing things you've ever seen. With lots of colours!
 

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It would clearly be a movie worth....5...stars :shifty:

anyway... uhm it be the most fucked up shit ever
 
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It would take place in green bay. The lombardi trophy would actually be a penal probe that is set on probing every inadequate black schlong in green bay. Turns out the lombardi trophy is ac,tually an alien taking satisfaction in probing Nopes since the alien race has roots in ancient china and its known that chinese, even chine aliens have small peepees. Well the hero of the movie turns out to be ken anderson who I white and has a small dick too. He confronts the master alien who turns out to be...XPAC! They battle. Anderson has xpac beaten and ready to chop his lacking manhood off but...Xpac is actually Chyna! Chyna has a small click (dick-clit) and her and anderson battle and cut eachothers dicks off, bleeding to death. Bj raji comes out and dances to end this epic wrthy of sweeping the acadxemy awards.
 

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when doesn't it involve my dick?
 

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it'd be this serious over hyped "Award Winning" thing....

then, during like.... serious shit....

A scene of a under-age asian girl gettin' jerked off on ....
then cut back to a normal thing like nothin' happened....