It would take place in green bay. The lombardi trophy would actually be a penal probe that is set on probing every inadequate black schlong in green bay. Turns out the lombardi trophy is ac,tually an alien taking satisfaction in probing Nopes since the alien race has roots in ancient china and its known that chinese, even chine aliens have small peepees. Well the hero of the movie turns out to be ken anderson who I white and has a small dick too. He confronts the master alien who turns out to be...XPAC! They battle. Anderson has xpac beaten and ready to chop his lacking manhood off but...Xpac is actually Chyna! Chyna has a small click (dick-clit) and her and anderson battle and cut eachothers dicks off, bleeding to death. Bj raji comes out and dances to end this epic wrthy of sweeping the acadxemy awards.