If I were a wrestler....

[JurassicBonez]

Yes, I'm implying that Maryse was a disappointment when she toke her clothes off. She looks alot better with clothes on. I've gone sour on the chick since I've seen the nudes.

 

[jerseyboybastard]

If I were in better shape, I'd be Dean Malenko. If I were in better shape and orange, I'd be Tazz, minus the thick NY accent, though.

 

[He who knows more than Nation]

The Iron Shiek. I hate Jew motherfuckers.

 

[Wordlife]

I'd probably somewhere along the lines of AJ Styles.... I have finesse and the smarts in the ring knowing my opponent in and out (reading their next move). I'm also a good speaker like AJ is on the mic.

 

[Lady Redfield]

My tits are real so you don't have to worry about any disappointment.

 

[PeepShow]

Orlando Jordan

 

[Hometown Kid]

Definitely Daniel Bryan/Danielson.

 

[JurassicBonez]

My tits are real so you don't have to worry about any disappointment.

*awaits for the standard "tits or get the fuck out" comment.

Definitely Daniel Bryan/Danielson.

2 different people. One's a pussy kiss ass, the other over-rated.

 

[NinoBrown]

If I were in better shape, I'd be Dean Malenko. If I were in better shape and orange, I'd be Tazz, minus the thick NY accent, though.

So you dunk your bus tickets then? You're legs swing on the curb? You're short?

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Michael Tarver.

 

[Klide]

Paul London or Kendrick some cruiser weight.

 

[Axis]

Paul London or Kendrick some cruiser weight.

because small penis LOL amirit?

 

[His Highness C4]

I'd love to be Eric Bischoff.

But guess I'll have to stick with Muhammad Hassan instead.

 

[NasJayz]

I'm so like Rob Van dam.

 

[newmie]

I'd probably say i'm a mix between Christian and Jeff Hardy. Always doing goofy shit and just fucking around much like Christian (esp. during E + C), but then i megally insult people as well and bag the shit outta people (Like Christian and Tomko). Also i be pretty fucked in the head sometimes, which is completely jeff hardy lol