If I were a wrestler....

[noumenon]

Simple enough. If you were any WWE/TNA superstar, who would you be? Who best matches your personality. Be honest.

I'd have to say I'd be a pretty even mix of Zack Ryder and Chris Jericho. Yeah, I've got the whole Long Island meathead look to me.... but I am a pretty intelligent guy and have the same snarky dry sense of humor as Jericho. WOO WOO WOO.

 

[J...]

Hmmm I'd say I have a little Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Brian Kendrick, and Jeff Hardy mixed all together XP. Seriously though the kind of person I am Im always cracking jokes and making people laugh so probably Santino with no accent.

 

[Lady Redfield]

Easily Maryse, no fucking question about it. I was doing that goddamn hand thing way before her but I <3 her so she can do it, too.

 

[NinoBrown]

Well the boys do all love LHR. Except McFly.

I'd say The Rock. It's almost like comedy hour when I'm on a roll, plus I insult the fuck outta people lol

 

[Axis]

Chris Benoit.

 

[-Constantine]

I'd go with Rock too. I always got people cracking up. I don't do the eyebrow, though. That's a bit much. I can pull insults and jokes practically outta mid-air when I'm with my friends.

 

[noumenon]

How's your wife doin'?

 

[Lady Redfield]

Well the boys do all love LHR. Except McFly.

I'd say The Rock. It's almost like comedy hour when I'm on a roll, plus I insult the fuck outta people lol

Don't let McFly fool you, he has a pic of me from 2 years ago saved to his comp and joined a group dedicated to me so he's just venting his frustrations over not being able to have a piece of this fresh, white meat.

 

[Axis]

LOL YA IM SO FUNNI 2 MY FRIENDS ALSO I AM SOOO TEH ROCK TOO LETS ALL ME THE ROCK ACCEPT IM ALSO STONE COLD CUZ IM A BAD ASS SO IM LIKE A ROCK FUNNY GUY STONE COLD BAD ASS MIX LOL XD

 

[noumenon]

axis<3

 

[FabulousRougeauBrother]

Jake the Snake Roberts, along with his tag team partner Jim Beam.

 

[Lady Redfield]

LOL YA IM SO FUNNI 2 MY FRIENDS ALSO I AM SOOO TEH ROCK TOO LETS ALL ME THE ROCK ACCEPT IM ALSO STONE COLD CUZ IM A BAD ASS SO IM LIKE A ROCK FUNNY GUY STONE COLD BAD ASS MIX LOL XD

Make this man smod.

 

[Toddy]

I would say probably CM Punk as in real life I have a holier than thou attitude to many people.

 

[JurassicBonez]

D'Angelo Dinero.

Easily Maryse, no fucking question about it. I was doing that goddamn hand thing way before her but I <3 her so she can do it, too.

I hope your not a huge disappointment when you take your clothes off.

LOL YA IM SO FUNNI 2 MY FRIENDS ALSO I AM SOOO TEH ROCK TOO LETS ALL ME THE ROCK ACCEPT IM ALSO STONE COLD CUZ IM A BAD ASS SO IM LIKE A ROCK FUNNY GUY STONE COLD BAD ASS MIX LOL XD

Had you not said anything, I bet that answer would have popped up.

 

[chessarmy]

I hope your not a huge disappointment when you take your clothes off.

Please don't tell me you're implying that Maryse was a big disappointment when she took her clothes off.

Anyways, to answer the question I'd probably call myself "The Don Of Lebanon" and use a Muhammad Hassan type gimmick even though I'm not muslim