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My youngest brother is 5. I am 26 (for three more days! :D). If I had a child it would have a five year old uncle. I fail to see the issue here.
 

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Of course that means he's not 21 but that's no surprise. I imagine that's a very common false age to be given from US residents.
 

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He would have a 5 year old uncle alright.

But how can his uncle be born 5 years after his birth?
 

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His Father's brother has another child five years afterwards? It can happen.

But as I said, I still believe that his age is a fallacy.
 

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Actually I got a friend his uncle is 7 years youger than him. Its just because viagra was recently made and those old fucks gave it a try I guess.
 

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My mate's got a niece seven years older than him.
 

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Yeah, what the fuck? An uncle is your mom or dad's brother. I think this guy mixed up cousin and uncle. Or he's just full of shit and isn't related to sterl (likely)
In order for Sterl to be this dudes uncle, sterl would have to be about 40, because this dude is 21 apparently, meaning his dad should be at least 41, and if sterl is the brother of a 41 year old, sterl would have to be between 35 and 45.
What the fuck...

Ya he is my real cousin, the uncle comment is his attempt to make a funny exit to the forum because he told me this place was boring as hell.

That should pretty clear this up
 

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Lol, I'm guessing he found it boring cause he was never accepted in, probably because noone ever even knew he existed. Not our fault though. The dude never made an entrance ramp, or posted frequently, so meh.
 

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lol no, he's just more into having his own opinion on wrestling and not talking to other people about it. He doesn't think anybody on here knows shit about wrestling either. So basically he just said fuck you to this and went back to not talking to other people outside of me and a few friends we have
 

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Well a forum clearly isn't a place for him then. Lol. I guess if he wants to live a secluded little life where only his opinion matters, and he doesn't have to face anyone elses, that's his problem... Anyways, moving on...
 

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Damn I was gonna answer the uncle thing to seem smart but Monk had to ruin it for me. But I knew that from King of The Hill. See Hank's dad had another kid..making him Hank's Brother and since Hank had a kid his younger brother*who is younger then bobby* was Bobby's Uncle...and people say TV doesn't teach you anything unless you watch a learning channel.
 

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lol no, he's just more into having his own opinion on wrestling and not talking to other people about it. He doesn't think anybody on here knows shit about wrestling either. So basically he just said fuck you to this and went back to not talking to other people outside of me and a few friends we have

correct, at least I tried this place out. I just can't get into the whole forum thing to discuss wrestling. I did make an entrance ramp and I basically only posted a couple of gaming posts.

I think you guys are decent people, reading your reactions to this whole thing made me laugh.

*Despite the numerous rumors, RioCreekOrton didn't die in a swimming pool. I planted a dead body in my pool. It was just my way of making a big return at TNA Impact next month.

I wish you all the best, except my uncle, SterlIsGod