I gotta move on...

[Beer]

Wait, Sterl is your uncle, and you're older than him......? Odd.

 

[TK.GFX]

IWF would like to wish you the best in your future endeavours.

TNA Wrestling is pleased to announce that we have signed former IWF superstar, RioCreekOrton.

 

[seX-Power]

He should follow today's hot trend and do a FLIPPY MOVE~! off a 13 story building.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

TNA Wrestling is pleased to announce that we have signed former IWF superstar, RioCreekOrton.

Your winner, and new TNA World Champion... RioCreekOrton!

 

[Kizza]

After a -**** clash with Bobby Heenan?

And cos TNA CROSS TEH LEINZ~!, it was a bra & panties match.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Nah, Bobby Heenan's a fucking smurf who refuses to go in bra n panties matches. Jimmy Hart was down for that shit though. >_>

 

[Italian Outsider]

Your winner, and new TNA World Champion... RioCreekOrton!

Breaking news:
Tna world champion RioCreekOrton found dead in a swimming pool.
Steroid and crack abuse is the suspected cause.

 

[rosewt01]

Save_TNA.RioCreekOrton

Can you break the code?
The answer is the question.
Can you break the code?

Edit: He's dead....

 

[Kizza]

An Asian an officer and Ted? Jeez, that's a massacre.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Breaking news:
Tna world champion RioCreekOrton found dead in a swimming pool.
Steroid and crack abuse is the suspected cause.

NEW BREAKING NEWS

It is now apparent that RioCreekOrton is the latest man to be playing Suicide in TNA. He is following in the footsteps of Crash Holly, who played Suicide in 2003. Meanwhile in 2005, Apolo and Sonny Siaki played Homicide when they killed Chris Candido as a result of breaking his leg. The current wrestler playing Homicide in TNA is neither of these men.

 

[Airfixx]

Nah, Bobby Heenan's a fucking smurf who refuses to go in bra n panties matches. Jimmy Hart was down for that shit though. >_>

Oi, watch your mouth... No dissing The Brain. :n:


Besides, you heard of Weasle suit matches right? ...Bobby woulda got his freak on, beleive! ;o]

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

They don't exist on EWR.

 

[C4]

Your uncle was born four years after your birth?

 

[MikeRaw]

Yeah, what the fuck? An uncle is your mom or dad's brother. I think this guy mixed up cousin and uncle. Or he's just full of shit and isn't related to sterl (likely)
In order for Sterl to be this dudes uncle, sterl would have to be about 40, because this dude is 21 apparently, meaning his dad should be at least 41, and if sterl is the brother of a 41 year old, sterl would have to be between 35 and 45.
What the fuck...

 

[C4]

Lol.