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Dolph'sZiggler

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no man i see all these people happy and i drank to the point of being drunk (didnt black out) but within 3 hours of sleep i had a dream where i was with her still man. When that thread with lucid dreams came out i posted it.

I legit dream about this girl every single night and it sucks more dicks than i can tell you buddy. I just hope i didnt go out of line on anyone here, because at least when im here i can get away from it.

is it Kia???

he said halfway in yellow font
 

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is it Kia???

he said halfway in yellow font
lol i met kia here bro. When i first joined and i was at my worst i was at the tail end of the relationship this girl would end.

No im not gonna get into it but she was my IRL girlfriend for over a year, ending shortly after i came here. When people say i was nice in my first couple months, it's because when things ended with her it was about june

Again im honestly surprised this thread even got any hits, most people avoid the fuck out of aids threads....knowing i was drunk when i posted that shit.
 

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lol ive had bongs for years buddy. Isypropohal and rice will do your shit well, and clean the water twice a day if using it. First of all it keeps taste up and 2nd of all not doing it will stink like none other.
 

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lol i met kia here bro. When i first joined and i was at my worst i was at the tail end of the relationship this girl would end.

No im not gonna get into it but she was my IRL girlfriend for over a year, ending shortly after i came here. When people say i was nice in my first couple months, it's because when things ended with her it was about june

Again im honestly surprised this thread even got any hits, most people avoid the fuck out of aids threads....knowing i was drunk when i posted that shit.
 

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bro i hit nearly 50 girls before i met that one. Someday you'll meet some girl who will blow you away like me. She randomly hits me up and it fucks my month up, fuck the week.

To be fair when today ends man i can finally get my life moved forward, and for that im thankful. No more booze once i pass my piss test, i miss Mary more than anything in the world.
 

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I don't think I would ever be sprung honestly but I guess it could happen.


I never knew you were such a slut btw
 

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I don't think I would ever be sprung honestly but I guess it could happen.
anything is possible bro. I mean this chick loaded the first bowl, loved the brewers more than me, was smart as hell and made me wait for it. The last part is the most important, i mean our first hook up was 4/20 lol....but we had been hanging out since early march.

She is fucking great but typing up how awesome just makes me miss her more tbh, i just cant wait for this wedding shit to end so i can stop being the jelly bridesmaid.