how many different fucks have you fucks fucked?

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Dolph'sZiggler

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I don't try to understand anymore. Im not going to complain at a proper bj either. I don't really fool around anymore. Lots of stress
lol what does a chick even say after sucking your dick but not wanting to fuck?

::wiping jizz from her mouth:: I'm not a slut you know!
 
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lol what does a chick even say after sucking your dick but not wanting to fuck?

::wiping jizz from her mouth:: I'm not a slut you know!
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No idea what they think. One girl came back and said "face fuck me" her words not mine. After i impregnated her mouth she said she was insecure about getting naked but wanted to fool around or something. She also went to a.a. Rehab a couple months later. Wasn't ugly by any means, but lil loopy
 

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No idea what they think. One girl came back and said "face fuck me" her words not mine. After i impregnated her mouth she said she was insecure about getting naked but wanted to fool around or something. She also went to a.a. Rehab a couple months later. Wasn't ugly by any means, but lil loopy
as for the rest, totally reminds me of the scene from Clerks. The high and mighty GF had only fucked 3 dudes but sucked 37 dicks and acted like that didn't mean anything
 

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lol what does a chick even say after sucking your dick but not wanting to fuck?

::wiping jizz from her mouth:: I'm not a slut you know!
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What kind of conversation can you have between gargling and getting the fuck out? :haha:

Usually it's girls who dont want to hook up the first time, so you end up with the 2nd best thing.
 
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What kind of conversation can you have between gargling and getting the fuck out? :haha:

Usually it's girls who dont want to hook up the first time, so you end up with the 2nd best thing.
maybe girls just don't like the way your jizz tastes. I've never gotten my dick sucked without fucking after. I can't even really bust just getting head unless its from Crayo.
 

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hahaha so much swag.

I might have to watch Clerks now for the 50th time

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You should. It's only one of the greatest and funniest movies of all time. Also, a chick friend and I have talked about dressing as Jay and Silent Bob for Halloween this year. We need Randall.
 

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maybe girls just don't like the way your jizz tastes. I've never gotten my dick sucked without fucking after. I can't even really bust just getting head unless its from Crayo.
haha im the same way, but some girls dont want to give it all up the first time you hang out. How it goes after is up in the air bud.

plus we are talking 80% of the girls ive been with are taking home from a bar/event i worked, not met in a library or sober out in the real world, not that i know your situation.