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Stopspot

Stopspot

Now I’m a big, fat dynamo!
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I didn't know Canadians believed in contraception. Thought that was against your shamanistic hockey puck/moose god.
 
Farooq

Farooq

Chairwoman of The New Day
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I have a eyepatch and a beard. You all just lost.
 
Crankdeer

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The Showoff
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I have climbed Mt. Olympus with nothing but loin cloths and beaver skin sandals. I wrestled the great Megladon of the Atlantic seas naked with a bowie knife. I have challenged all mighty Zeus himself to a chess match. I floated through the Mariana trench with nothing but a spoiled powder keg from the long lost ship of blackbeard himself. All of this, was completed in one day.
 
Aids Johnson

Aids Johnson

The Beast
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I got to be John Ritter and rock a 3's company with two good looking girls, and have been lucky enough to drag/carry 12 kegs in 2 hours when I was bar managing.

I still cant grow a decent beard, though.
 
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