Hornswoggle Gone for Good?

[xtremebadass]

That's part of what I was trying to say as well. He wouldn't be so bad if the WWE writers would stop making him act like an annoying little douchebag and just made him normal. Him speaking gibberish and having Triple H suddenly know how to translate it is stupid. If he had the same amount of TV time he has right now but actually put some good use into it, I wouldn't care that he's on Raw each week, but when I know as soon as I turn on Raw that there will eventually be a really gay segment with him and DX, it makes me want to vomit.

Yes. Its not like all midgets are unbearable in WWE. Usually midgets are cool. Not this one. They literally portray him as a GIANT (little person) blueberry.

 

[LadyHotrod]

What appeal would a perfectly normal average speaking midget have?
There was a reason Mini-Me was funny.... just sayin.

In Hornswoggle's case, it has more to do with him just being annoying the way he is right now. If they actually made him funny, sure, that would be GREAT, but some annoying little dick pestering DX and acting plain stupid each and every single time we see him is bullshit.

The only time I like Hornswoggle is when he is getting hurt.

 

[noumenon]

It's not supposed to be funny to you, he's aimed at children. As is 90% of the product.

 

[LadyHotrod]

I know that but I don't know how a blueberry who speaks gibberish and does crotch chops is suppose to make a kid think WOW HE'S SO COOL. They probably think he's a fag as well, haha.

 

[noumenon]

You'd be shocked how young of an audience WWE is pulling in lately. Take a look out in the crowd, there are tons of 5 and 6 year olds on their dad's shoulders clad in Cena and Hornswoggle gear.

 

[LKP]

^^^^ LOL

I think he just had the week off to be honest. I mean no Hornswoggle for one week on raw and we get a thread about it? SHEEESH!

 

[LadyHotrod]

You'd be shocked how young of an audience WWE is pulling in lately. Take a look out in the crowd, there are tons of 5 and 6 year olds on their dad's shoulders clad in Cena and Hornswoggle gear.

I noticed a few when I went, lol, but it's hilarious how their excuse for Hornswoggle is that he is aimed for kids but he does crotch chops.

 

[straight_edge76]

^which is something all the kids love doing. I remember as a kid during the original DX run that was like the coolest shit ever lol.

 

[noumenon]

Forget it, I remember my friends and I crotch choppin our way through the school when we were younger...lol

 

[xtremebadass]

I remember when I was in the third grade, all my classmates used to run around doing the crotch chop at recess. I could just imagine kids these days running around doing the crotch chop at recess but also screaming like an escaped mental patient.

 

[LadyHotrod]

^which is something all the kids love doing. I remember as a kid during the original DX run that was like the coolest shit ever lol.

I know, lol, I see a lot of kids break out in crotch chops, it's just funny how they promote it and a lot of parents (the sissy ones) would be offended by it.

 

[Famou$ 187]

On Topic: I hope he stays.
Off Topic: Anyone following Kofi Kingston on twitter & see the picture he posted of Hornswoggle?

 

[straight_edge76]

I know, lol, I see a lot of kids break out in crotch chops, it's just funny how they promote it and a lot of parents (the sissy ones) would be offended by it.

Yeah a few parents/teachers when I was in school would get all pissy about it but for the most part they just let it slide. My mom found me running around doing crotch chops in the 3rd grade the funniest thing ever.

 

[iamironman]

hbk absolutly sucks as a heel that is all

 

[LadyHotrod]

Hey, kinda off topic but..
Anyone else wonder what HBK's reaction in Canada will be now?

I can guarantee 'you screwed Bret' comments, lol.