Holy Sh!t...Porn has great dialogue these days

[LadyHotrod]

Im not sure where you guys get off saying Porno's these days have good storylines.

I actually watched a porno, or Erotica as it was listed, and it was terrible! The guy in the movie shit me right the fuck off, I didn't wanna see the smug, egotistical bastard get any. The storyline was horrid (a hotel gets confused for a sex therapy place down the road) and was accompanied by more horrid acting.

I was honestly too busy laughing at the set out of the film, and what was going to happen to bother enjoying the special bits.

They gotta make some of the guys not the stereoptypical porno-dude, as well. I saw the first guy and laughed, and the second his "buddy" came onto the screen (no pun intended) I laughed harder, "Wow, you don't work in pornos much at all, nooooooo".

I'll stick to the internets for my 'me time' aids, thank you very much. Atleast that way I can select from a wider variety of shit....

HAHAHA!

The guys are always super ugly. It's hard to believe that the girls in these movies would even want to fuck that shit.

 

[Kirsty]

Seriously, Porn movies are like Motion Pictures these days. I remember stealing my dads old tapes he would hide in the back of the closet, and it was basically just sex. Now days, Pronos are like motion picture films. I was watching one porn, and it was was so good I forgot to masturbate. I was sitting on the couch butt naked with a bucket of popcorn like :shocking:

Are you kidding??

The dialogue in porn is shit house!!

It's boring!!

 

[Mr. Mat]

Now i didnt need to know about you beeing butt naked Rell EWWWWW
& yeah the storylines are shitter then A WWE storyline.

 

[Kirsty]

LOL I'm with Mat here...i don't think ANYONE needed to know about that Rell

 

[Mr. Mat]

Theres a couple people here that liked when he said that*cough*Shane*cough*.

 

[Kirsty]

Ewwy Icky Yucky Mat!!!

 

[Mr. Mat]

Lmao Kirsty it is lol.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

idc what kind of porn it is...as long as I see a women getting wrecked I love it...

 

[Kirsty]

But doesn't everybody love that Bling??

I know i do :shifty:

 

[Hidden Blaze]

haha

I guess

I mean its not porn unless the chick is screaming so loud your ears fall off..

I wanna see that hole be gapping...