laughing my fucking ass of at this
I was sitting on the couch butt naked with a bucket of popcorn like O.O
I was sitting on the couch butt naked with a bucket of popcorn like O.O
Holy Sh!t...Porn has great dialogue these days
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Exactly. I'd rather see a guy that knows what he's doing then some random guy that does some half ass performance. If anyone of the VIPs remember my Girl Go Head threads, that's actually how I watch porn.
i remeber those. i visited them daily
but if the porn storyline is good, why the hell not, i can take an extra 5 minutes to get worked up.
but if the porn storyline is good, why the hell not, i can take an extra 5 minutes to get worked up.
Yeah, nothing racist about that at all
I mean, there are ways to say things. A simple "I'm dont find black women attractive" would've been acceptable, but to say most black women are uglier than a piece of shit? Come on...
Yet another post that added fuel to the fire in case you're wondering. I let it go over my head at first...
MikeRaw
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Lol, i remember this thread.
And since its been bumped, yes, it does have quite a good storyline these days:laugh:
And since its been bumped, yes, it does have quite a good storyline these days:laugh:
Im not sure where you guys get off saying Porno's these days have good storylines.
I actually watched a porno, or Erotica as it was listed, and it was terrible! The guy in the movie shit me right the fuck off, I didn't wanna see the smug, egotistical bastard get any. The storyline was horrid (a hotel gets confused for a sex therapy place down the road) and was accompanied by more horrid acting.
I was honestly too busy laughing at the set out of the film, and what was going to happen to bother enjoying the special bits.
They gotta make some of the guys not the stereoptypical porno-dude, as well. I saw the first guy and laughed, and the second his "buddy" came onto the screen (no pun intended) I laughed harder, "Wow, you don't work in pornos much at all, nooooooo".
I'll stick to the internets for my 'me time' aids, thank you very much. Atleast that way I can select from a wider variety of shit....
I actually watched a porno, or Erotica as it was listed, and it was terrible! The guy in the movie shit me right the fuck off, I didn't wanna see the smug, egotistical bastard get any. The storyline was horrid (a hotel gets confused for a sex therapy place down the road) and was accompanied by more horrid acting.
I was honestly too busy laughing at the set out of the film, and what was going to happen to bother enjoying the special bits.
They gotta make some of the guys not the stereoptypical porno-dude, as well. I saw the first guy and laughed, and the second his "buddy" came onto the screen (no pun intended) I laughed harder, "Wow, you don't work in pornos much at all, nooooooo".
I'll stick to the internets for my 'me time' aids, thank you very much. Atleast that way I can select from a wider variety of shit....
LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL...
Wow.... This is a hella interesting topic here guys. Although I gotta say I kinda thought that whenever guys watched porn they blocked the guy from their mind and replaced him with themselves. I find it hilarious that you even noticed if there is a storyline or not. Especially since some of the guys I know have admitted to switching on the porno channel and trying to watch it when the picture was all scrambled, ( this was before the cable box) and just listening to it. Anyways, carry on. *reaches for popcorn, pauses, changes mind*
Wow.... This is a hella interesting topic here guys. Although I gotta say I kinda thought that whenever guys watched porn they blocked the guy from their mind and replaced him with themselves. I find it hilarious that you even noticed if there is a storyline or not. Especially since some of the guys I know have admitted to switching on the porno channel and trying to watch it when the picture was all scrambled, ( this was before the cable box) and just listening to it. Anyways, carry on. *reaches for popcorn, pauses, changes mind*
LadyHotrod
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Beer Money Army
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who are you trying to fool rell...
I don't really watch porn for movie storylines.. If i wanna do that i would watch a movie or wrestling.. But my porn and me are my secret times..:grabbounce:
Errrr yeh I wouldn't be reaching for anything warm and salty, that'll easily fit in your mouth or hands in this thread....
Me. The porno I was talking about was funny to watch. And I hadnt seen an actual porn film in many years (in fact, this maybe been my first actually) and I wanted to see how they gave sex a storyline.
the dark knight
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yup, nothing racist. and here we go again, you sure you know what "racist" means? i admit i went a lil bit over the line with how i expressed myself, but its all in the name of lulz.Yeah, nothing racist about that at all
I mean, there are ways to say things. A simple "I'm dont find black women attractive" would've been acceptable, but to say most black women are uglier than a piece of shit? Come on...
Yet another post that added fuel to the fire in case you're wondering. I let it go over my head at first...
why cant women get this?
girl #1: she looks ok, nothing special. you know her name, where she lives, and some other details.
girl #2: hottest big b00bie'd blonde in the world, you dunno anything about her though, you just saw her for the first time.
id pick girl 1 to fuck any day of the week, twice on sundays.
im not saying i watch porn for storylines, but good storylines actually get you off more.
J
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That may be true, but whos to say you are not fantasizing about the big boobied blonde? I dont expect an answer here. I read somewhere that statistically, some 60% of men actually picture someone else in their mind while having sex.
nah u'd pick Trish or Angie twice any day of the week, 12 times on sundays. quote in the quote.
unless the girl answer to a certain name :shifty:, u won't pick the ok girl