Holy Sh!t...Porn has great dialogue these days

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Seriously, Porn movies are like Motion Pictures these days. I remember stealing my dads old tapes he would hide in the back of the closet, and it was basically just sex. Now days, Pronos are like motion picture films. I was watching one porn, and it was was so good I forgot to masturbate. I was sitting on the couch butt naked with a bucket of popcorn like :shocking:
 

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ROFLMAO...... But that is so true not about the Masturbating part but it is like changed for sure now.
 

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lol, its true. But the thing is, the acting is terrible. But the sex is still good, lol.
 

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A - Men to the sex still being good..... lol at having taps in the back of the cupboard get with the times DVD's lol :lol:
 

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:laugh: I have dvd's now, but growing up in the 90's I could only find retro 80's video tapes that were stashed around. Talk about bush :08:
 

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lol probably in like ten years they will talk about DVD's being shit and Blue Ray PS3 HD discs will be the hit. And than about ten or so years after they will have this virtual world of porn where you put like a special machine on and your in the room having sex virtually. LOL
 

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I like the compilation porns tbh. No story, just like 25 scenes...and they're cheaper.

I got one called "Black by Popular Demand." I wish I would have known that there were just as many scenes of black men and white women as there were just black women.

I'll be getting "Taco Flavored Kisses" next time.
 

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I'm guessing you like black women Chuck? I love black and latin women, hell I love all women :D
 

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Black & Latin Women > All females! lol.

And yeah, the ones with just a bunch of scenes on it rules (mostly thats black porno) the white porno is the one with story's and shit. Fuck the story's, just get your clothes off and get that penis in ya mouth, bitch!

^ha^
 

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Latin and black women don't come to often in pornos, thats why I enjoy them more. The guys too, white dudes just seem boring to me. They honestly dissappear when I'm watching it. But the black dudes, theres a tall ass, sometimes dreaded negro juss laying it down? You can't miss that.
 

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So, Nino, basically what you're sayin is you'd rather see a tall, black man, with dreads having sex in a porno?........Hey, more power to ya'
 

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Nah, I understand what Nino is saying. With porn, who wants to see some cornball trying to fuck a fine woman? You wanna see a woman get her brains fucked out right?
 

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im sorry but i just find black sex disgusting. most black women are uglier than a piece of shit....but its all tastes. this has nothing to do with racism btw..

anyway, i remember being in the same situation as rell last summer lol. i watched pirates.....the acting was cheesy but it had an actual story..really felt like a movie lol. i got a lot of boners, especially in jesse jane's scenes but i didnt wanna start spankin the monkey...i might miss something >_>

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fav DVDs: jesse jane's scream, pirates and....ill say naked aces 2.