HHH the Manwhore

[SAIYANS]

Kayfabe thread made two pages....Impressive J-Mac.

On the real, somebody tell Tapout that Shane was an idiot when it came to wrestling and that most of his ideas were nixed and the only real thing he did was bring in Akebono for Big Show, rly.

Helped negotiate Mayweaher too, but yeah Kane once put it best when he said Shane's biggest contribution was in ring

 

[Deezy]

Helped negotiate Mayweaher too, but yeah Kane once put it best when he said Shane's biggest contribution was in ring

I was going to bring up Mayweather, but I confused it with Triple H who just worked with him and laid out the match for him and Show.

But yeah, he actually rehired Vince Russo after WCW died, thinking it was either a rib, or he might've been high.

 

[Luke Flywalker]

I don't care who Hunter is fucking. Fact of the matter is, he continues to bury people and that reputation sticking with him is what makes people sick and tired of the guy.

He's talented as Hell on the mic, in the ring, and in a damn suit. But he isn't worth a damn when it comes to putting guys over, no matter if he tapped to Benoit or if he let Sheamus put him out or if he took the L to Shelton Benjamin (hell, Undertaker got eliminated by Maven... MAVEN... nevermind he beat the crap out of the guy for 30 minutes all over the arena and Maven got his wallet stolen by some fan).

I won't go over ALL of the burials over the years, but have a look at what he did to Sheamus since I mentioned him above. Sheamus took him out... put him on the shelf. H returns, needs to set an example going on to Mania w/ Taker, and Trips killed Sheamus so badly it took them forcing a YEAR of Sheamus not losing matches cleanly. Sheamus went on a bigger winning run than Cena has ever been given... and I've seen Cena lose clean before. Not only did what H do to Sheamus not help Sheamus, but the resulting shove down our throats of Sheamus ruined a lot of talent on the roster who could have benefited from a win... and also soured people on Sheamus.

Look at CM Punk. Summer of Punk was on a roll, Nash came in, obviously setting up Punk/Nash.. right? Of course not. Hunter decides it's best to get a match between he and Nash that NOBODY, including the two of them, cared about, and completely leave Punk out of it. Not to mention, Vince left around that time so Trips could be the on-screen authority who gets a little violent. Punk vs. Nash should have happened, setting up Punk vs. Hunter with the Punk victory payoff to set Punk up as THE GUY with Cena. But nope.

Then take a stroll on down to right here with Daniel Bryan. Manipulates Show. Costs Bryan the title. Should lead to a Bryan/Show match for Bryan's revenge on Show taking him out and costing him a title. But Bryan is his best buddy two nights later and Show gets fired. Where is the big Bryan/Hunter payoff? Oh yeah... taking a backseat to Orton/Show, leading to Show/Hunter which nobody, including the two of them, will care about. Again... Bryan vs. Show should have happened, leading to Bryan vs. Hunter... but nope.

Oh, and I have my theories regarding Cesaro and Hunter... jobbing Cesaro to Cena in a handicap match the same night "Face of the WWE" Orton couldn't stop the tag-champs... who just so happened to lose last week against The Real Americans. Blame booking if you want... but I find it funny how Cesaro gets shit on every single time Hero's name pops up... and Hero's biggest opponent behind the scenes was apparently Hunter. Make what you will of it.

 

[Deezy]

You forgot he made Batista at Mania 21 and solidified Cena as THE GUY the next Mania.

Cry over spilled vanilla why don't cha? lulz

 

[Tapout]

Apparently to the IWC, if you're not winning every match, and you aren't the Champion, then you're being "buried." Triple H has put over more stars then he has supposedly "buried." Bryan won the title off Cena, CLEAN. Then beat Orton for it at Night of Champions, again CLEAN. Has been featured in the main events of Raw, and Smackdown, main eventing PPV's and a part of the main story. That is not any where close to being buried. Punk was champion for over 400 days. Beating Trips record, beating Cena's record. Beating almost everyones record. Was the MAIN guy for over a year and barely lost to a returning Legend in the Rock. He was always apart of the major feuds, and segments and was on top for a good while. Yet he was buried? I can go on with many names. Because you lost a well fought feud, or you lost a 20 minute match to a top star, you are not being buried. Cesaro has pushed Cena to his limit two weeks in a row. But I guess he's just being buried as well.

If you want to see someone getting truely buried, look at Miz.

 

[Nate]

Apparently to the IWC, if you're not winning every match, and you aren't the Champion, then you're being "buried." Triple H has put over more stars then he has supposedly "buried." Bryan won the title off Cena, CLEAN. Then beat Orton for it at Night of Champions, again CLEAN. Has been featured in the main events of Raw, and Smackdown, main eventing PPV's and a part of the main story. That is not any where close to being buried. Punk was champion for over 400 days. Beating Trips record, beating Cena's record. Beating almost everyones record. Was the MAIN guy for over a year and barely lost to a returning Legend in the Rock. He was always apart of the major feuds, and segments and was on top for a good while. Yet he was buried? I can go on with many names. Because you lost a well fought feud, or you lost a 20 minute match to a top star, you are not being buried. Cesaro has pushed Cena to his limit two weeks in a row. But I guess he's just being buried as well.

If you want to see someone getting truely buried, look at Miz.

The term 'buried' his honestly the most loosest term ever nowadays. People don't understand the fucking difference between somebody getting 'buried' and losing a fucking match. I like Bryan because he's a good wrestler, and I understand that he won't be in the main events because he's not a good draw (which is unfotunate), but how the hell is Bryan an example of somebody that Triple H 'put over'? Bryan defeated Cena clean, but Orton won the belt literally two minutes later. Bryan beat Orton clean against a NOC but he was stripped of the title the next night. He's a two time WWE Champion but he hasn't been WWE Champion for not even 24 hours COMBINED! That tells me that the Triple H or whoever the fuck is in charge doesn't believe that Bryan can draw. And I hate to say it but the buyrates don't lie, Bryan simply can't draw. Punk became champion at the time because he was over with the crowd. I don't understand how he was champion for that long but considering his opponents all throughout 2012 (Bryan, Ryback, Cena) it should not be that hard. They could've given it to Cena but they want Cena's title win from the Rock in their rematch to be something special. Also Punk was not the top guy by far. Being the Champion doesn't make you to top dog of the company behind that curtain. Only someone who is a mark for themselves would actually believe that. Also what do you mean 'barely' losing to The Rock? Either you won or you lost the match; that's all that matters to the fans. Of course The Rock and Punk we're going to go at it for a decent amount of time, I'd be pissed if I saw The Rock wrestle a 5 minute match a night, especially since he's in great shape. And hats off to The Rock for actually wanting to come back btw, last time I heard he was making a killing being in films. I'm pretty sure Punk would be the last vanilla midget in the WWE roster that would be considered 'buried', and anyone claiming that should just stop watching the product in general. They're the same fucking people that say 'Cena can't wrestle'. And as for the Miz, well I personally could care less about him.

 

[SAIYANS]

I hear all the Cena, Vanilla Midget Twin, HHH, and Orton bitching constantly, but ADR has been in 11 straight world title matches on ppv yet no one gives a flying fuck

 

[Dale]

Nobody gives a flying fuck? Have you been living under a rock or something because i'm pretty sure the vast majority are sick to death of Del Rio

 

[Chris]

Yeah, there's always complaints about Del Rio.

 

[Nate]

To be fair I've only started complaining about Del Rio ever since he got rid of Ricardo. Oh and how the fuck him and Big Show had a singles match at Elimination Chamber AFTER they had a LMS match at the RR. Beating a dead horse I know but still.

 

[Deezy]

The term buried is so objective it gets stupid at times, wonder if people were saying Austin was buried by Bret Hart at Mania 13? Or Bret himself was buried at Summerslam 92? Or Shawn Michaels at Mania 11? Or his ladder match at Mania 10?

 

[John McHenry]

I'm so bored of complaining about ADR I get bored of doing it and don't