Episode 7: Las Semifinales
Live from Gimnasio Manual Bernardo Aguirre in Chihuaha, Mexico
Thursday, April 6th, 2023
The fireworks go off as we're ready to start the penultimate episode of Ground Zero Season 4. It is the Semi Finals, which means that we're closer than ever to figuring out who is going to be the Ground Zero Season 4 champion.
Ty Johnson: Welcome to Ground Zero!
Daiquan Andrews: It's the Semi-Finals baby...
Ty Johnson: That's right...we have six competitors left. And tonight? We have THREE eliminations.
Daiquan Andrews: Every match tonight is an elimination match. Three matches, three eliminations. It's the Semi Finals, there's no playing around now. This is for all the marbles.
Ty Johnson: The stakes have never been higher. By the end of tonight we will know our three Ground Zero finalists.
Daiquan Andrews: As of right now, there are THREE members of Team Vamprya left. Who would've though the FWA rookie would have had the most successful team?
Ty Johnson: Meanwhile, Team Fantasy has two left...and TYLER is the sole member left for Team Wizard, and has been for awhile.
Daiquan Andrews: And we're wasting no time, we're about to get started with the first match of the night. El Vengador and tyler!
Ty Johnson: It's TYLER.
Daiquan Andrews: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
Ty Johnson: I'm not, I'm just saying it's TYLER.
Daiquan Andrews: THAT IS YELLING!
Ty Johnson: NO! THIS IS YELLING!
Daiquan Andrews: Stop it!
Ty Johnson: TYLER.
Daiquan Andrews: tYLeR.
Ty Johnson: Enough...let's get going.
El Vengador appears at the top of the ramp to a chorus of boos. He doesn't seem phased as he stomps down the ramp and to the ring with a look of determination.
Ty Johnson: And here he comes...from the realm of Despair, it's El Vengador.
Daiquan Andrews: This man has left a path of destruction on his way to the Semi Finals. He's single handedly responsible for Taboo's elimination last week, and he may just snap little tYLer in half.
Vengador stomps around the ring for a moment before waiting in the center for his opponent.
And coming out to cheers is none other than Tyler!
Daiquan Andrews: I hope his theme is true to heart...because he might be ready to die going up against El Vengador.
Ty Johnson: Oh stop it, I think TYLER has earned his spot at this point better than anyone.
Daiquan Andrews: Sure, but I'm pretty sure El Vengador eats bowls of nails for breakfast so...
Tyler jumps around the ring ready to go as El Vengador stares him down the entire time.
Soon enough they both end up in opposite corners ready to go.
Match One: Semi-Finals El Vengador vs TYLER Singles Match |
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Winner: TYLER (Team Wizard) |
Eliminated: El Vengador (Team Vamprya) |
Recap: El Vengador's pure rage is what pushed him the farthest in this match. He came at TYLER with everything he had including clotheslines, boot kicks, and spinebusters. But TYLER wouldn't give up. After breaking out of five straight pin attempts from El Vengador, TYLER shocked the world when he surprised El Vengador with a quick JUMPING DDT. Vengador got up right away from it and onto his feet, but was clearly dazed. While he was stumbling around, TYLER hit him with a school boy roll up and got the win. |
TYLER looks exasperated as he can't believe it. He rolls out of the ring quickly before El Vengador can get to his feet, and quickly walks backwards up the ramp as the fans cheer his name.
"TYLER!" "TYLER!" "TYLER!"
Ty Johnson: TYLER is going to the finals!
Daiquan Andrews: Wow...
Ty Johnson: He's come a long way, but the sole survivor of Team Wizard will keep on surviving.
Daiquan Andrews: El Vengador meanwhile is eliminated, after a strong first half of the season he's really had a disappointing second half. We have to wonder where his career is going from here.
Ty Johnson: I see good things, but TYLER just was better tonight.
We see one last shot of TYLER before cutting to a commercial.
After the commercial, we cut backstage to the guerilla position where Mamifero De Basura is waiting to go out for his match. He's looking visibly nervous, but he rubs Sully's E for good luck.
That's when, quite startlingly, Saint Sully himself appears right behind him!
Mamifero jumps, and then freezes in fear.
Saint Sully looks intimidatingly at him at first, but then smiles and taps him on the shoulder.
Saint Sully: Relax, rodent. I know you probably think that I am still upset about the whole stealing my E thing...but I just wanted to come personally let you know, I'm over it.
Mamifero chuckles nervously.
Mamifero De Basura: Oh...that's good! I'm glad there is no hard feelings.
Saint Sully: No hard feelings whatsoever. It's water under the bridge.
Mamifero De Basura: That's some trash that is off to the dumpster!
Saint Sully: ....was my metaphor not good enough?
Mamifero De Basura: Oh, sorry...
Saint Sully: Never the less, I just came to wish you good luck on your match! You've worked hard to get to this point, and I'm proud of how far you've come.
Mamifero still doesn't trust Sully, but he smiles and nods never the less.
Mamifero De Basura: Thanks sir. I couldn't have done it without your E!
Sully looks angry at the comment, but he grins through it.
Saint Sully: Right...of course. Anyway, good luck out there. I know you two have a lot of history, but I hope it doesn't come between you as you guys fight in one of the most important matches of your career.
Mamifero looks confused at Sully's comment.
Mamifero De Basura: Wait, I...I thought I was fighting Hemmlock?
Saint Sully's twisted smile is revealed now, as his kindness was in fact all a ploy.
Saint Sully: Oh? I'm sorry...nobody told you? We switched things up at the last minute. No, Hemmlock is fighting LaVonny Toner in the main event. You my friend...are going up against Halloween Knight.
Mamifero looks upset. He knew he'd have to fight his newly formed best friend eventually, but he didn't think it'd be now.
Saint Sully: Like I said, best of luck to you.
Sully walks away giggling with glee, as Halloween Knight soon appears quietly...determined for this match that's about to occur.
That's when, quite startlingly, Saint Sully himself appears right behind him!
Mamifero jumps, and then freezes in fear.
Saint Sully looks intimidatingly at him at first, but then smiles and taps him on the shoulder.
Saint Sully: Relax, rodent. I know you probably think that I am still upset about the whole stealing my E thing...but I just wanted to come personally let you know, I'm over it.
Mamifero chuckles nervously.
Mamifero De Basura: Oh...that's good! I'm glad there is no hard feelings.
Saint Sully: No hard feelings whatsoever. It's water under the bridge.
Mamifero De Basura: That's some trash that is off to the dumpster!
Saint Sully: ....was my metaphor not good enough?
Mamifero De Basura: Oh, sorry...
Saint Sully: Never the less, I just came to wish you good luck on your match! You've worked hard to get to this point, and I'm proud of how far you've come.
Mamifero still doesn't trust Sully, but he smiles and nods never the less.
Mamifero De Basura: Thanks sir. I couldn't have done it without your E!
Sully looks angry at the comment, but he grins through it.
Saint Sully: Right...of course. Anyway, good luck out there. I know you two have a lot of history, but I hope it doesn't come between you as you guys fight in one of the most important matches of your career.
Mamifero looks confused at Sully's comment.
Mamifero De Basura: Wait, I...I thought I was fighting Hemmlock?
Saint Sully's twisted smile is revealed now, as his kindness was in fact all a ploy.
Saint Sully: Oh? I'm sorry...nobody told you? We switched things up at the last minute. No, Hemmlock is fighting LaVonny Toner in the main event. You my friend...are going up against Halloween Knight.
Mamifero looks upset. He knew he'd have to fight his newly formed best friend eventually, but he didn't think it'd be now.
Saint Sully: Like I said, best of luck to you.
Sully walks away giggling with glee, as Halloween Knight soon appears quietly...determined for this match that's about to occur.
The crowd pops as Mamifero De Basura comes out to the top of the ramp. He looks a bit uneasy however after the news he just received from Saint Sully.
Ty Johnson: And here he comes...Trashè Mammal.
Daiquan Andrews: He was supposed to be fighting Hemmlock in this match, but I guess it was changed at the last second.
Ty Johnson: Like I said...you don't want to get on Sully's bad side. Being forced to fight his best friend in a do or die elimination match? This is Sully's doing.
Daiquan Andrews: These two made a connection early on when they teamed up in a tag team match. They're the last two members of Team Fantasy. But soon Coach Fantasy is going to only be down to one.
The crowd pops again, this time to Halloween Knight!
Ty Johnson: And here comes one of the biggest fan favorites of the show, Halloween Knight!
Daiquan Andrews: This spooky guy has had quite the season this year.
Halloween Knight dances on down to the ring. He gives his Trick or Trash partner a nod of respect as they each get in their corners.
Match Two: Semi-Finals Halloween Knight vs Mamifero De Basura Singles Match |
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Winner: Halloween Knight (Team Fantasy) |
Eliminated: Mamifero De Basura (Team Fantasy) |
Recap: One of the saddest matches of the night, the tag team of Trick or Trash had to fight against each other in an elimination match to determine which one of them would move onto the finals. With that said, neither one hesitated. In the end however it was Halloween Knight who got the win, after hitting Mamifero with a TERROR Tornado DDT and pinning him for the win. |
Following the match both Halloween Knight and Mamifero De Basura lay in the ring next to each other. Halloween Knight looks remorseful about eliminating his partner, but Mamifero gets up and tells him it's okay.
They shake hands as the crowd cheers.
Ty Johnson: Well it's a bitter sweet moment, as Halloween Knight will move on...but Mamifero De Basura will not.
Daiquan Andrews: It's truly heartbreaking...
Just then, the crowd boos in uproar as Sully struts out to the top of the ramp in his three-piece suit. He's got a big shit-eating grin on his face as Mamifero De Basura has just been eliminated. Halloween Knight is up on his feet and is standing in front of Mamifero and the E, as if he's shielding them from Sully.
Saint Sully: Oh, Halloweenie...Chivalry isn't dead. But don't worry, I'm not coming down there. I have no reason to...but let t that be a lesson to anyone who decides to mess with me...to steal my E. There will be consequences. Mamifero tried his best, he did. He fought of El Vengador, he made it through the Don't Get Pinned Tournament...but going up against his best friend? Oh what kind of monster would force that upon him...ME.
I am the monster!
And guess what, I am still not done with you...you...you rodent. Because Mamifero, you may be eliminated...but April 19th is my birthday. And you're invited! I'm inviting you to my big birthday bash in Mexico City. And you don't really have a chance on whether you want to show up or not, because we still have your rabies infested ass under contract.
And for my birthday, you're going to fighting...I've had enough playing around. Your putting that E on the line, in a match. How tough are you going to be when you're in the ring at the same time as me?
I will not show you any mercy until my E is returned, rodent.
With that, Sully drops the mic on the ramp as his theme music plays. The crowd boos, but Halloween Knight and Mamifero go back to celebrating...at least for now.
After the commercial, Sully is back in his office. He's pacing and planning on just how things are going to play out on April 19th when he has Mamifero competing with the E on the line.
Suddenly however, he's interrupted by none other than Hemmlock.
Sully looks surprised to see her.
Saint Sully: Oh...Hemm...um...
Hemmlock: Did I just hear you say you're going to wrestle on April 19th? You can't wrestle...you're retired, remember? Your injury?
Saint Sully chuckles nervously at her.
Saint Sully: Well, if it isn't Ground Zero's little superhero coming to tell me what's right and what's wrong. What business is it to you anyway?
Hemmlock doesn't look amused.
Hemmlock: You know what business it is to me...
Saint Sully: Well, Hemmlock, don't you worry about it. I have big plans in store...for my big birthday bash. I think on my birthday I am allowed to indulge a little bit, no? Why shouldn't I...that E was stolen from me. I think it's worth risking my life and limb to go out there and dance around a little bit. Besides, this is The Trash Mammal we're talking about here. If I actually wanted to, I could fight him without breaking a sweat.
Hemmlock: Breaking a sweat? What about breaking a vertabrae?
Saint Sully: Don't you have a big match to get ready for yourself?
Hemmlock: Whatever...
Hemmlock rolls her eyes and walks out of the host's office as we cut to one more commercial before the main event.
LaVonny Toner appears at the top of the ramp to a good pop from the crowd. He struts down to the ring with confidence as he's all out ready to go.
Ty Johnson: And here comes LaVonny Toner!
Daiquan Andrews: I don't know if anyone has had more wins on this season of Ground Zero so far than LaVonny.
Ty Johnson: Last week he didn't even need to compete in the Don't Get Pinned tournament, as he had immunity.
Daiquan Andrews: Well he's competing tonight, and he's ready to go. We already have two of our finalists set for April 19th. The big question is...who will be the third?
LaVonny makes it to the ring and awaits his opponent.
Another pop from the crowd as the tiny Hemmlock appears! She jumps all around the ring as the crowd chants along with her theme song.
"MUCHA LUCHA!"
"MUCHA LUCHA!"
Ty Johnson: And here comes one of the biggest underdogs of the season...Hemmlock!
Daiquan Andrews: I gotta admit, I counted her out early because of her size, but she's held her own in this one.
Hemmlock smiles as she then sprints down the ramp and slides in the ring.
She heads into the opposite corner of Toner as we're ready to get this one started.
Main Event: Semi-Finals LaVonny Toner (Team Vamprya) vs Hemmlock (Team Vamprya) Singles Match |
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Winner: LaVonny Toner (Team Vampyra) |
Eliminated: Hemmlock (Team Vampyra) |
Recap: One of the longest matches of the night. Hemmlock's strategy this entire show has been speed and avoidance. During battle royales she's lurked in the background and took her opportunities. But now in a one on one match against one of the toughest competitors of the show, she had nowhere to hide. She held her own for quite some time, holding LaVonny off with some Muay Thai kicks. But her speed wasn't enough to overpower Toner, as in the end he'd hit her with a quick “Ode to the OG” (Triple-Rope Jump Double Axe-Handle) before pinning her and getting the win. |
LaVonny Toner rolls off Hemmlock and raises his hands in the air! He has done it. Coach Vamprya comes out to the ring and shakes both his hand and Hemmlock's.
Her team fought hard, but LaVonny is moving on.
Ty Johnson: And our three finalists are set!
Daiquan Andrews: That's right. LaVonny Toner, Halloween Knight, and TYLER are all going to be competing for the crown of Ground Zero Season 4 Champion.
Ty Johnson: A representative from each team. You can beat all three of their coaches are going to get heavily involved in this one.
Daiquan Andrews: Well they have 13 days to get ready.
Ty Johnson: That's right...on April 19th, we will be in Mexico City, for the final episode of Ground Zero Season 4. Tune in, and see who will be getting a guaranteed roster spot in the FWA.
Our final shot is of LaVonny Toner standing in the ring...looking more determined as ever now that he's headed to the Ground Zero finales.
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