General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Death By Looch]

Even a blind chicken finds a kernel sometimes

 

[Jacob Fox]

I made two horror anothology movies in the early 90s.. unfortunately, an ex of mine has the only copy and he is a dick and won't send it to me

 

[Death By Looch]

Sounds like you have to go there and beat him

 

[Jacob Fox]

Which is too bad because in the first one, my best friend plays a detective who is investigating a strange food called Soybean Porkrinds

 

[Jacob Fox]

He finally just looks at the ingredient list and gets scared and runs toward the camera crying "Soybean Porkrinds are made out of people! Theyre made out of people!"

 

[Death By Looch]

I always knew soy products are

 

[Death By Looch]

Already sounds like a better product than The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke on My Aunt Gertrude

 

[Jacob Fox]

I did a short Frankenstein movie where the monster awakes and I yell "IT's ALIVE, IT's Alive!" Then my sister breaks down the door and shoots the monster dead and when she leaves I go "Oh well."

 

[Jacob Fox]

Already sounds like a better product than The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke on My Aunt Gertrude

I hadn't heard of that

 

[Death By Looch]

I learned about it from watching Cinema Snob

 

[Death By Looch]

Spoiler

 

[Wang Chung]

He finally just looks at the ingredient list and gets scared and runs toward the camera crying "Soybean Porkrinds are made out of people! Theyre made out of people!"

Sounds like Motel Hell

 

[Wang Chung]

Also Vigo Mortesnson was in 2 well before he was in middle earth


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Yes he was and Witness with Harrison Ford

 

[Death By Looch]

The Wang came

 

[Death By Looch]

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