General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

They were mad they couldn't get into this frat party bc they had no reason to bc it was tame and they didn't have a warrant so they were stopping everyone before they got to the party to see if they had alcohol

 

[Chris]

I never even brought alcohol with me to parties, I'd just drink before and then drink there but this one was BYOB

 

[Kiffy Lube]

If you're throwin' a party BYOB is lame. If you can't afford how many guests you know you're gonna have, don't bother. You're the host, act like one

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Some folks will bring other shit anyways

 

[Chris]

It was just a small one that was invite only, usually pretty fun at that frat so I was cool with it

 

[Chris]

Also they had by far the hottest thots as sweethearts

 

[Chris]

So just going to watch them shake their ass on the bar was nice

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Gotcha but you still got arrested that night over it so that's some bullshit

 

[Chris]

Nah I just got a ticket that I had to pay a fine and do some community service at an animal shelter for lol

 

[Kiffy Lube]

And that's when you became a cat lady

 

[Chris]

I still got laid that night bc it was my roommate's girlfriend's best friend's ( ) birthday and she was intent on birthday sex so she settled for me bc she was fine af

 

[Chris]

Rich ass parents rented her a hotel to come visit Nacogdoches Texas

 

[Chris]

She also got an MIP that night

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Nevermind then, you won that night in the end

 

[Chris]

The next day I called my mom to tell her I got the ticket bc I was gonna have to eventually and she laughed at me for 5 minutes straight on the phone