General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

I toured a distillery for a class in college and they couldn't sell you drinks there but if you bought a tour of their one room building you got free ones

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You should get a tent and put in the busiest road in town with a megaphone drunk yellin' and slurrin' that you aren't leavin' until alcohol is fully legal here

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Even more dumbass loopholes

 

[Kiffy Lube]

 

[Chris]

It's hilarious bro, the Texas liqour laws are so strict. My grandpa hated dealing with them when he had his liquor store

 

[Kiffy Lube]

How do you tailgate at Longhorn games?

 

[Chris]

As long as there's no purchasing they don't give a fuck

 

[Chris]

But I'm 5 hours from Austin so I'm not 100% sure

 

[Chris]

I know cops didn't give a fuck when we'd drink at tailgates at SFA even if we were underage

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I bet it's taxed heavily too

 

[Chris]

They were just there to make sure no one fought

 

[Chris]

I think so, I know cigarrettes are. I don't pay attention bc I'm buying it anyway

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Cops like to assume all college students are 21 unless they're too rowdy

 

[Chris]

Except for when I got my MIP when I was a month away from being 21

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Well that backfired late