General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Smart Marx]

Some people can't take another's life and honestly I've never been faced with that choice so who knows, maybe I'll freeze up and die too, but I just know up front my choice between me and a robber is me. That's until it's tested and then who knows.

 

[Chris]

I hope I haven't made you question yourself and you still pull the trigger with all the confidence you need to feel safe

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Chris, can I make you a profile on FarmersOnly.com?

 

[Chris]

If it's free

 

[Smart Marx]

I appreciate that.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Probably not

 

[Smart Marx]

Feeling safe is always important.

 

[Smart Marx]

Kif wants to get Chris a good farmer's wife?

 

[Chris]

I'd feel safer if people didn't talk about how much they wish they could shoot people around here

 

[Smart Marx]

You're the least Texan Texan I know, Chris.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

You don't have to be lonely, on farmersonly.com

 

[Hoss]

Can't believe they didn't show Vince blowing out his quads in this documentary smh

 

[Smart Marx]

At the Rumble?

 

[Smart Marx]

That was hilarious.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You should just tell people you have a net for intruders