General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Bobby Barrows]

Well, whaddya know! They made Adolph a leader!

 

[Hidden Blaze]

its NASCAR having a WWE car like next week or smth?

mhm they are

 

[Canadian Dragon]

Well people started hearing his speeches, and they started liking the cut of his jib! Adolph would tell the people how so utterly wonderful they are, and how they could be even greater if all they did was lift themselves up by their bootstraps! So people started saying, "That Adolph boy should be a leader!"

sounds like a few politicians I know now

 

[Canadian Dragon]

get to the part he forgot it snowed in Russia in winter

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Adolph's first order of business was telling everyone that he would make things better! How did he do this? Well he made the economy strong! He made the German people happy! And then he saw all the evil around him, and he told the German people, "We must save everyone else! They're suffering, so let's rescue them and help them join us!"

 

[Canadian Dragon]

super awkward way of wording (its dave) but yeah wrestling is doing fine

 

[Bobby Barrows]

So what does that scamp Adolph do? He politely asks Austria, Czechoslovakia, and other nations to come join him for a bonfire!

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Poland didn't want to come though, and this made poor Adolph sad. "Why does Poland not want to come join us on the bonfire!" he asks himself, but Adolph's good friend Stalin arrived and told him, "Worry not, my good friend Adolph, I'll convince Poland to join!" And in the end, Poland joined the bonfire!

 

[Kross Rhodes]

Fine, but still not as hot as it once was. That’s comparing specifically to cable which has historically never been super high in ratings. Raw used to be in the 10 programs compared to Football and Network shows. That said, the overall ecosystem for live events is probably even better than it was back then. It used to be the big three, but now there’s probably a good 7-8 national feds making decent money.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

This made the UK and France mad though, because Poland was their friend, and he was pressured into joining! That's bullying!

 

[Bobby Barrows]

So Adolph went to France to have a long talk with them, but the UK was always away on business or something. Meanwhile, Adolph made more friends in a funny bald man named Mussolini, and a Japanese samurai named Hirohito. They were thick as thieves those ol boys. Some would even nickname them the Axis... like the Axis of the sun, right?

 

[Rosie]

Grim

 

[Rosie]

What are you doing?

 

[Rosie]

You're not oversimplified, and he did WW2 already

 

[Canadian Dragon]

Fine, but still not as hot as it once was. That’s comparing specifically to cable which has historically never been super high in ratings. Raw used to be in the 10 programs compared to Football and Network shows. That said, the overall ecosystem for live events is probably even better than it was back then. It used to be the big three, but now there’s probably a good 7-8 national feds making decent money.

its literally the best on tv though each week. who cares about the past, literally NOTHING draws like the past either, its a weird argument that I dont think matters at all. Wrestling is the most popular it has been since the attitude era , and more importantly, it makes a SHITLOAD more money than it ever has, every year