General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Comrade Khan]

Maybe the sun just blows up

just has a bad day, sends a solar flare that radiates the planet to a crisp for 1000 years. Reset

 

[Chris]

Possibly caused by residual atomic energy from all our tests the last hundred years of we wanna get poetic

 

[Comrade Khan]

Early supernova by a few billion years

twitter finally reached it and it said fuck this I'm out

 

[Comrade Khan]

The funniest shit would be to get enslaved by aliens after all this. Would be ironic

 

[Chris]

Oppenheimer was good btw, I liked that it got the part right about how a good portion of the scientists thought the first time they tested the atom bomb the entire atmosphere would collapse

 

[Grim]

The funniest shit would be to get enslaved by aliens after all this. Would be ironic

We deserve it tbh

 

[Chris]

Funny enough the alien thing is as less likely now than ever unless they got good cloaking bc we got a very good view of the solar system

 

[Grim]

I imagine all the supremacists would deny being enslaved tho "No no, you don't understand, we're just their servants, and it's a gentile form of servitude!"

 

[Chris]

Crazy how far life must be from each other out there, or maybe we're the anomaly all alone

 

[Grim]

I firmly believe there's life out there, but I imagine it's just as primitive as we are, relatively speaking.

 

[Chris]

I don't mean that as in only life, I mean an anomaly that we don't have any cosmic neighbors

 

[Samoa Looch]

Found on the bad site

 

[Chris]

The statistical improbability that we're the only life would be enough to make me believe any religion in the world of that were proven true

 

[Chris]

Something divine put us here if that's true lmao

 

[Grim]

Not to mention that I think there is in fact several planets already discovered with similar atmospheres to earth.