General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Comrade Khan]

and play the Montage Song from Team America

meow he's a man a mano mano meow

 

[O-Blaze]

Okay hear me out. So Tinder is fucking dumb because if you purchase one of their gold packages, it doesn't let you pause payment, only straight up cancel. So instead of buying like 3 months for a deal and then pausing paying for another three, the website just up and assumed "I just paid for gold, now I want to immediately cancel", and so the auto-moderation system assumed I was a scammer and shadowbanned my phone number.

wow. Lmao

 

[Professor Booty]

Booty did u hear the cheesy ass speedball theme

sure did....it's very Temu Power Rangers

 

[Comrade Khan]

I am only because Ashley Madison existed and married people should be using that

I remember when ppl got fired n had their lives ruined over that scandal. Very funny

 

[Professor Booty]

@Chris put lasagna on the end of some string on stick and make him chase it

 

[Chris]

He doesn't even like human food that's the crazy part, he's picky af

 

[Grim]

wow. Lmao

It's actually horse shit that they've changed the UI so much that you can't just pause payment, it only gives you the option to cancel. I have to go to my phone store app to actually pause payments.

 

[Professor Booty]

I remember when ppl got fired n had their lives ruined over that scandal. Very funny

a business built around infidelity...what could go wrong?

 

[O-Blaze]

I remember after that I made a CAW in 2K who's gimmick was flirting with married men and I named her Ashley Madison

 

[Chris]

But thankfully his absolute favorite food is this fucking weight control and fairly healthy dry cat food lol I just have to give him less

 

[Professor Booty]

He doesn't even like human food that's the crazy part, he's picky af

I figured but lasagna would bring the laughs

 

[Professor Booty]

I remember after that I made a CAW in 2K who's gimmick was flirting with married men and I named her Ashley Madison

very clever man

 

[Grim]

Wasn't there an Ashley Madison commercial during a Super Bowl?

 

[Professor Booty]

yes

 

[Professor Booty]

I think that was the beginning of their downfall