General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Professor Booty]

tinder banning people is weird

 

[Professor Booty]

and Chris you need to get him on a workout regiment and film it

 

[Professor Booty]

go viral

 

[Butters]

i was just on there to snoop on ppl i knew so i put fake pics and a fake name

 

[Comrade Khan]

Get him a lil retro headband for the montage

 

[Professor Booty]

weirdo stalker

 

[Butters]

well they removed the pics and i thought it was just some glitch so i put the pics back up and so it said i violated the terms of services so now im banned

 

[Chris]

I looked at cat wheels, the cheapest was $200 so nah

 

[Butters]

weirdo stalker

you'd be suprised how many "married but looking" accounts there are

 

[Comrade Khan]

Lol just get him a cat tree n some string

 

[Grim]

The fuck did not you do

Okay hear me out. So Tinder is fucking dumb because if you purchase one of their gold packages, it doesn't let you pause payment, only straight up cancel. So instead of buying like 3 months for a deal and then pausing paying for another three, the website just up and assumed "I just paid for gold, now I want to immediately cancel", and so the auto-moderation system assumed I was a scammer and shadowbanned my phone number.

 

[Professor Booty]

and play the Montage Song from Team America

 

[O-Blaze]

you'd be suprised how many "married but looking" accounts there are

nah I wouldn't be. People ain't loyal no more

 

[Comrade Khan]

Booty did u hear the cheesy ass speedball theme

 

[Professor Booty]

you'd be suprised how many "married but looking" accounts there are

I am only because Ashley Madison existed and married people should be using that