Gag Order PPV card

[Wangman Page]

Pre - Show match: Kanyon vs Brooklyn Brawler-- Street Fight

Orlando Jordan vs Barry Horrowitz--Bras and panties Match

Zack Ryder vs Eric Young--No 1 contender for light heavyweight title

Brutus Beefcake and Johnny B Badd vs Hillbilly Jim and Hugh G Rection 4 corner strap match and No 1 contender tag team title.

Jessie "The Body" Ventura vs "Superstar" Billy Graham No 1 contender for the Golden PLOW belt

Adrian Adonis vs Bull Buchanan in the steel cage

Lenny/Lodi Vs Kronik for the Tag Team title

Adrian Street vs Steven Richards- 60 min Iron man match with both faction banned from ringside for the Light Heavyweight title. Special enforcers on the outside will be King Kong Bundy and Big John Stud.

Main Event:

Bruno Samartino vs Iron Shiek w/ Nicolai Volkov for the Golden PLOW belt No DQ falls count anywhere and must have a winner.


*****As a special bonus Mark Madden will be in a cage above the ring and anytime a member of The Gay Gourmets win he gets lowered some and if they lose a match lotion gets dumped on him. If the Gay Gourmets win all of their matches he will be let out of the cage and can be inserted in the final match involving the Gay Gourmet group****

 

[Fuji Vice]

Thoughts on this card...

*****As a special bonus Mark Madden will be in a cage above the ring and anytime a member of The Gay Gourmets win he gets lowered some and if they lose a match lotion gets dumped on him. If the Gay Gourmets win all of their matches he will be let out of the cage and can be inserted in the final match involving the Gay Gourmet group****

Words cannot describe how much I love this idea.:


- Not sure how I feel about the Kanyon/Brooklyn Brawler match, although I know it would be something. I actually never hated the Brawler character, so it's nice to see him get an appearance even if its just on the pre-show.
- The Bra and Panties match is where the fun really starts around here. I'm probably the only person (besides Vince McMahon) who enjoyed Patterson and Briscoe's evening gown match back in the day, so it stands to reason that I'd probably enjoy the hell out of this one as well.
- Big, big EY fan and I hate, hate Zack Ryder, so here's hoping the beard beats the Z and sends him packing right the hell out of the fed! Sorry, Ryder is the worst and the only thing I ever liked about him was Kane pushing his ass of the stage.:
- Beefcake and Johnny B Badd are a team? Oh hell yeah! Mero is severely underrated and I always liked Beefcake as well. Hopefully you can also use Hillbilly Jim in an interview type show where he has guests join him on his farm. Comedy GOLD!!
- Ventura vs. Graham has some pretty solid potential as well. Not really from a workrate standpoint, but imagine the damn promos those two would come up with!
- Adrian Adonis is another really underrated worker (before he ballooned that is) and if anyone can get something out of Bull it would probably be him. Hopefully he looks up his old tag partner Ventura at some point as well.
- Lenny/Lodi vs. Kronik seems like something I'd be interested in watching so hey, good stuff!
- On the flip side, I think I would kill myself if I had to sit through 60 minutes of Adrian Street and Stevie Richards. In fact, pass me the gun now! I do like Studd and Bundy being used in the enforcer role though.
- Ultra-face vs. Uber-foreign heel? Yep, I'm down for Bruno/Shiek for sure. Can't see any reason why this wouldn't be one hell of a match with heat that's just off the charts. Great choice here.

 

[Wangman Page]

I know the Street Richards match won't be all that great but felt it was a great way for the clash of stables.

 

[Bad News Booty]

Pre - Show match: Kanyon vs Brooklyn Brawler-- Street Fight
Who Better Then Kanyon? Love that man and I think his innovative offense is perfect for a street fight

Orlando Jordan vs Barry Horrowitz--Bras and panties Match
lmfao what a spectacle of testicles this would be

Zack Ryder vs Eric Young--No 1 contender for light heavyweight title
power of the beard all the way...love EY

Brutus Beefcake and Johnny B Badd vs Hillbilly Jim and Hugh G Rection 4 corner strap match and No 1 contender tag team title.
the BeefBadd Boys are a inspired and awesome tag team Hillbilly Rection is a less so but still interesting to say the least

Jessie "The Body" Ventura vs "Superstar" Billy Graham No 1 contender for the Golden PLOW belt
battle of the boas and do rags to cover bald heads...in a match to see who is the biggest blowhard in PLOW

Adrian Adonis vs Bull Buchanan in the steel cage
i never found Bull to be all that bad so I can dig he vs Adonis in a catch...Adonis can get bloody if needed

Lenny/Lodi Vs Kronik for the Tag Team title
the west hollywood blonds have an uphill battle ahead of them for sure cuz say what you want Crush and Adam Bomb can throw these little twinks around with ease

Adrian Street vs Steven Richards- 60 min Iron man match with both faction banned from ringside for the Light Heavyweight title. Special enforcers on the outside will be King Kong Bundy and Big John Stud.
oh boy 60 minutes of this might make my eyes bleed here's hoping Bundy and Studd get sick of their shit and make the cage collapse on them
Main Event:

Bruno Samartino vs Iron Shiek w/ Nicolai Volkov for the Golden PLOW belt No DQ falls count anywhere and must have a winner.
can't go wrong with this battle of two legends of the WWF and a great main event.. man I gotta think that both of these men are quite disgusted with the Gay Gourmets though lol...


also that Madden stip...LMFAO

 

[Bad News Booty]

Voting Procedure
- copy and paste the match listing provided below and then write in your picks for the winners
- only post who you think wins, do not post how they win or any other thoughts
- to make this as easy on the booker as possible we need to keep it simple so like I said just the winners
- in cases of gauntlets or multi tag or person matches just pick the final winners
- please leave comments and thoughts in the card if you haven't already in a separate post then the voting one
- anyone who doesn't leave comments on the other cards will lose points at the end so comment on as many cards as you can

1. Kanyon vs Brooklyn Brawler-- Street Fight
winner:

2. Orlando Jordan vs Barry Horrowitz--Bras and panties Match
winner:

3. Zack Ryder vs Eric Young
winner:

4. Brutus Beefcake and Johnny B Badd vs Hillbilly Jim and Hugh G Rection
winner:

5. Jessie "The Body" Ventura vs "Superstar" Billy Graham
winner:

6. Adrian Adonis vs Bull Buchanan
winner:

7. Lenny/Lodi Vs Kronik
winner:

8. Adrian Street vs Steven Richards
winner:

9. Bruno Samartino vs Iron Shiek w/ Nicolai Volkov
winner:

 

[Fuji Vice]

1. Kanyon vs Brooklyn Brawler-- Street Fight
winner: Kanyon


2. Orlando Jordan vs Barry Horrowitz--Bras and panties Match
winner: Orlando Jordan


3. Zack Ryder vs Eric Young
winner: Eric Young


4. Brutus Beefcake and Johnny B Badd vs Hillbilly Jim and Hugh G Rection
winner: Beefcake/Badd


5. Jessie "The Body" Ventura vs "Superstar" Billy Graham
winner: Ventura


6. Adrian Adonis vs Bull Buchanan
winner: Adonis


7. Lenny/Lodi Vs Kronik
winner: Kronik


8. Adrian Street vs Steven Richards
winner: Adrian Street


9. Bruno Samartino vs Iron Shiek w/ Nicolai Volkov
winner: Bruno

 

[Jimmy King]

This seems like the funniest card so far, I like it.

Kanyon vs Brooklyn Brawler - This one would be great and I see this being right up Kanyon's alley with Brawler giving him a run for his money though.

Jordan vs Horowitz - lol, this would be one bizarre match but I would love to see it.

Ryder vs Young - I like both guys, and I think this one would be fun.

Brutus & B Badd vs Hillybilly Jim & Hugh G Rection - Another one that seems like it would be a lot of fun considering all guys involved.

Ventura vs Graham - The battle of egos, lol. I could see this one going back and forth with the end going any way.

Adonis vs Bull - Unfamiliar with Adonis, and Bull was underrated for a big guy.

Lenny & Lodi vs Kronik - Say what you will, but I loved the team of Kronik and I see them destroying Lenny & Lodi here.

Street vs Richards - Unfamiliar with Street, but I kind of liked Richards. Considering both Fuji and Booty's reactions to this match I don't know if I should be worried about this one.

Sammartino vs Sheik - What an awesome match this would be, and I'm Fuji saying that the heat would be off the charts.

lol at that Mark Madden stipulation.

 

[Jimmy King]

1. Kanyon vs Brooklyn Brawler-- Street Fight
winner: Kanyon

2. Orlando Jordan vs Barry Horrowitz--Bras and panties Match
winner: Orlando Jordan

3. Zack Ryder vs Eric Young
winner: Zack Ryder

4. Brutus Beefcake and Johnny B Badd vs Hillbilly Jim and Hugh G Rection
winner: Beefcake & Johnny B Badd

5. Jessie "The Body" Ventura vs "Superstar" Billy Graham
winner: Jesse "The Body" Ventura

6. Adrian Adonis vs Bull Buchanan
winner: Bull Buchanan

7. Lenny/Lodi Vs Kronik
winner: Kronik

8. Adrian Street vs Steven Richards
winner: Steven Richards

9. Bruno Samartino vs Iron Shiek w/ Nicolai Volkov
winner: Bruno Sammartino

 

[Joey]

1. Kanyon vs Brooklyn Brawler-- Street Fight
winner: Kanyon

2. Orlando Jordan vs Barry Horrowitz--Bras and panties Match
winner: Orlando Jordan

3. Zack Ryder vs Eric Young
winner: Zack Ryder

4. Brutus Beefcake and Johnny B Badd vs Hillbilly Jim and Hugh G Rection
winner: Beefcake and Johnny B Badd

5. Jessie "The Body" Ventura vs "Superstar" Billy Graham
winner: Jesse Ventura

6. Adrian Adonis vs Bull Buchanan
winner: Adrian Adonis

7. Lenny/Lodi Vs Kronik
winner: Kronik

8. Adrian Street vs Steven Richards
winner: Steven Richards

9. Bruno Samartino vs Iron Shiek w/ Nicolai Volkov
winner: Iron Shiek

 

[Lover Boy]

1. Kanyon vs Brooklyn Brawler-- Street Fight
winner: Kanyon

2. Orlando Jordan vs Barry Horrowitz--Bras and panties Match
winner: Orlando Jordan

3. Zack Ryder vs Eric Young
winner: Zack Ryder

4. Brutus Beefcake and Johnny B Badd vs Hillbilly Jim and Hugh G Rection
winner: Brutus Beefcake and Johnny B Badd

5. Jessie "The Body" Ventura vs "Superstar" Billy Graham
winner: Billy Graham

6. Adrian Adonis vs Bull Buchanan
winner: Adrian Adonis

7. Lenny/Lodi Vs Kronik
winner: Kronik

8. Adrian Street vs Steven Richards
winner: Steven Richards

9. Bruno Samartino vs Iron Shiek w/ Nicolai Volkov
winner: Bruno Samartino

 

[Wangman Page]

Whomever threw that picture in there lots of love.

Oh the tag team of Brutus and Johnny B Badd are calling them selves. Badd cakes.

 

[Bad News Booty]

Whomever threw that picture in there lots of love.

Oh the tag team of Brutus and Johnny B Badd are calling them selves. Badd cakes.

that was me and great name buddy

 

[Wangman Page]

that was me and great name buddy

I was actually looking at that pic yesterday to put up there later so I was super shocked to see the same. Great minds.

 

[Joey]

Comments:

You have a great thing going here, definitely looks to be the most creative so far. I can see this fed thriving just off the theme alone, and thats not even counting all these great bouts.

Ironman matches are always great, I'll keep an eye open, I really want to see how that goes down.

Ryder and Young could be wicked fun, i think they both have potential to put on a great match, its all up to you i suppose.

Although I dont know much about most of these wrestlers, I can see what you're aiming for and thats good enough for me.

Nice work.

 

[Bad News Booty]

1. Kanyon vs Brooklyn Brawler-- Street Fight
winner: Kanyon

2. Orlando Jordan vs Barry Horrowitz--Bras and panties Match
winner: Jordan

3. Zack Ryder vs Eric Young
winner: EY

4. Brutus Beefcake and Johnny B Badd vs Hillbilly Jim and Hugh G Rection
winner: Baddcakes

5. Jessie "The Body" Ventura vs "Superstar" Billy Graham
winner: Graham

6. Adrian Adonis vs Bull Buchanan
winner: Adonis

7. Lenny/Lodi Vs Kronik
winner: Kronik

8. Adrian Street vs Steven Richards
winner: Street

9. Bruno Samartino vs Iron Shiek w/ Nicolai Volkov
winner: Bruno