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The Cool One

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Kurt angle by far. Just a selection of quotes

  • "I hope the US loses the war in Iraq (Daivari: Me too), and while I'm at it I think the greatest country in the world is France, what do you think? (Daivari: Oui Oui)and and you know truth be told I'm not a very big fan of the black people. And if I would go back in time, the one person in history I'd like to make tap out would have to be... Jesus."
  • "I just got beat by a freakin twelve year old!" (referring to Rey Mysterio)
  • "Unlike some people, I've experienced puberty!" (to Rey Mysterio)
  • (To Rey Mysterio) "Your a little boy playing in a man's world. And i'm a man who loves to play with little boys!"
  • "I can't believe I found someone in this company whiter than I am!" (referring
    to John Cena)
  • (ECW fans to Angle) You suck dick!
    (Angle, enraged) YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW!
  • (Speaking in reference to Triple H) "Tore his quad? Big deal! I tear my quad all the time! Hell, I tore my quad this morning! I'm here! [starts jumping in place] I'm jumpin around!"
  • (While battle rapping John Cena) "Once upon a time there was a kid who talked a lot of smack. He's whiter than me, but he thinks he's black! My name is Kurt Angle and what the heck?, I won a gold medal with a broken freakin neck, You better step off cause we ain't friends, I'm movin on up like the Jeffersons, You don't scare me no no no, I may suck but you just blow

They're all laugh out loud comments. Bow down in the greatness of Kurt.
 

Kaedon

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Austin, JBL, Piper, Flair, The Rock, Cena, DX, Pillman.


My favorite Austin quote: (To the Nation of Domination) "It aint a race thing, it aint a color thing, ITS A ME KICKIN YOUR ASS THING!"
 

the dark knight

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rock
y2j
austin
flair
triple h
dx
jbl
trish :inlove:
 

Kaedon

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The Warrior. He's funny, but not "ha ha funny"
 

Great One

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The Rock will always be the funniest wrestler of all time...
 
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rock real cool,warrior funny and lovable buffoon and randy savage if you could understand what he was saying was also funny.
 

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The Rock always funny
Austin did some great promo's
Jericho much like the Rock
Mick Foley
Edge And Christian in their goofy days
Goldust and Booker T
Roddy Piper
Nash a real funny guy
Eddie Guerrero.... and finally Owen Hart