Kurt angle by far. Just a selection of quotes
They're all laugh out loud comments. Bow down in the greatness of Kurt.
- "I hope the US loses the war in Iraq (Daivari: Me too), and while I'm at it I think the greatest country in the world is France, what do you think? (Daivari: Oui Oui)and and you know truth be told I'm not a very big fan of the black people. And if I would go back in time, the one person in history I'd like to make tap out would have to be... Jesus."
- "I just got beat by a freakin twelve year old!" (referring to Rey Mysterio)
- "Unlike some people, I've experienced puberty!" (to Rey Mysterio)
- (To Rey Mysterio) "Your a little boy playing in a man's world. And i'm a man who loves to play with little boys!"
- "I can't believe I found someone in this company whiter than I am!" (referring
to John Cena)
- (ECW fans to Angle) You suck dick!
(Angle, enraged) YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW!
- (Speaking in reference to Triple H) "Tore his quad? Big deal! I tear my quad all the time! Hell, I tore my quad this morning! I'm here! [starts jumping in place] I'm jumpin around!"
- (While battle rapping John Cena) "Once upon a time there was a kid who talked a lot of smack. He's whiter than me, but he thinks he's black! My name is Kurt Angle and what the heck?, I won a gold medal with a broken freakin neck, You better step off cause we ain't friends, I'm movin on up like the Jeffersons, You don't scare me no no no, I may suck but you just blow
They're all laugh out loud comments. Bow down in the greatness of Kurt.