Forgive me brothers, for I have sinned...

[Swamps]

Thats correct ladies and gentlemen, you're pal Swamps let you all down...

I got stopped by a Deputy Sheriff a few minutes ago and received a traffic citation for having a tag light out on my truck. The deputy was nice enough to reduce it to a warning though.

I'm so ashamed of my new found criminal behaviors and even more so that I let you guys down...

Please forgive my unforgivable reckless regard for not having an adequate tag light so the brave officers who protect and.serve could see my license plate.

 

[Wang Chung]

All is forgiven. Now do 30 hail Mary's.

 

[The Great Cochrane]

Hahaha, it's all good homie.

I can actually serve this as a reminder to my MMA instructor. Every single time he pulls up, he's always got his headlight out and I keep telling him one day he's gonna get pulled over for it.

 

[Shane]

I had to dig deep into my heart but I forgive you.

 

[Swamps]

Just an update... I fixed my tag light so I'm no longer ridin dirty

 

[O-Blaze]

Swamps you're a no good criminal, but I forgive you.

 

[Hate]

It's because of assholes like you that safe drivers like myself have to pay such high insurance premiums. Hope you're happy you irresponsible bastard. I hope someone farts on your pillow and it gives you pink eye.

 

[Swamps]

I'm so ashamed of myself. My massive heart has been broken. If anyone needs me I'll be at home eating a gallon of ice cream and watching a marathon of Golden Girls.