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6 years ago on this sight I had the DFWA (Dope as Fuck Wrestling Alliance) but with a little more free time on my hands I thought I'd bring it back for one night only. I had @Tearjerker @Chris @Char Aznable @Ricky Spanish and @Klaus each choose me five wrestlers and one tag team each and then I chose five more wrestlers and one more tag team. I will use everyone that was given to me in a PPV card and keep all the tag teams as tag teams. I did throw a few singles guys together as tag teams to keep it to a reasonable amount of matches. I will start by announcing my PPV and then give a back story on how the matches got made etc. After a few days and getting feedback from the WS community I will do the results.
this is how we got here
opening match is a ladder match for the newly introduced TV Tag TItles
these two teams each won two matches in order to meat in the finals
The Motor City Machine Guns vs The Midnight Express with Jim Cornette
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for months the Light Heavyweight Champion Dean Malenko has refused to get physical with Tessa Blanchard but that all came to a head when Tessa attacked Malenko's wife at ringside and spat in Malenko's face. Blanchard wants gold and she wants to show she can hang with the Iceman in a ring technician battle
Dean Malenko vs Tessa Blanchard
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match three is a tag match that came to be after Dusty Rhodes had his issues with Harlem Heat, the brothers from Houston claimed that Dusty held back any real talent from Texas. Things came to blows a few weeks back and DDP came out to rescue Dusty from the vicious attack....Page considers Dusty a mentor and a friend and they challenged Stevie & Booker to a match at the Stache
Harlem Heat vs DiamondDust
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Samoa Joe was facing John Cena for the #1 contender to the US title when he was blindsided by the Great Muta and got a facefull of green mist. Ever since then the Samoan submission machine has been on a rampage with only vengeance on his mind. Violence seems to be the only thing that is for certain in this grudge match.
Samoa Joe vs The Great Muta
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US Champ Sting has had his hands full lately as the Dr of Thuganomics Johh Cena has set his sights on him every since Cena debuted last month. Cena has rapped insult after insult at the Stinger in hopes of getting a title shot.
After Cena was able to beat Samoa Joe he was granted this title shot by Commissioner Ernest Miller.
Sting vs John Cena
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The Dragon Rick Steamboat had hung up his tights and was on his couch watching Friday Night Fights on FXX when heard his name mentioned by the Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle. Angle said that Steamboat retired because he didn't want to have to face the man who won and Olympic Gold Medal with a broken freakin neck. Steamboat decided to come to the next live event and asked Commish Miller if he could have a mic. Of course The Cat obliged but Steamboat only got a few words out as Angle's music hit and the YOU SUCK chants rained down on him. Angle ended up slapping The Dragon then ran away. The CEO of DFWA Bruce Prichard immediately reinstated The Dragon and here we are
Kurt Angle vs Ricky The Dragon Steamboat
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speaking of retirements it looked like Andre the Giant was calling it a career the beloved behemoth was on The Highlight Reel when he was confronted by Jim Cornette who called Andre a sad old freakshow...when Andre had Cornett by the neck he was attacked from behind by Yokozuna. Andre said he wants to retire the right way by ending Yokozuna in a last man standing match
Andre the Giant vs Yokzuna
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When Big Evil's Harley was found demolished he was irate chokeslamming everyone in sight. Then we saw video footage of the very familiar 4x4 Truck of Stan Hansen plowing through the bike in the parking lot of the arena. As Taker was seething watching the video Hansen came up from behind and almost decapitated the dead man with a lariat. After weeks of brawling all over the country the commish called for the carnage to come to an end. The only way Hansen agreed is if Taker came to his neck of the woods and they had a good old fashioned bar fight. On location at Stan's Spitoon Bar this promises to be one crazy match.
The Undertaker vs Stan Hansen
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This is a match that only came to be when last week Keith Lee debuted at DFWA and after taking care of Earthquake he was informed that it was TIME.....VADER TIME...can the Limitless one stand toe to toe with the mastodon known as Vader?
Keith Lee vs Vader
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Velveteen Dream rode a hot streak to become the 2020 King of the Ring this didn't sit to easy with the reigning king of the last 3 years.. Macho King Randy Savage. Savage reminded Velveteen just how long he'd had his crown...to which the dream responded
This of course infuriated Savage who has been like a madman ever since. Tonight we found who the true King of DFWA is
The Velveteen King vs The Macho King Randy Savage
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When the Hart Foundation and Beer Money last wrestled it was a 2 out of 3 falls match for the DFWA Tag Titles. Beer Money was victorious on that front but after the bell they and the Harts were attacked by Mr Perfect and Ravishing Rick Rude. The Heenan led team has since been on a tear and have earned the chance for a title match...that was until Bret Hart and Mr Perfect had a match where if Hart won they would be added to the match and after a 60 minute technical masterpiece Hart was the victor. Now the cards are stacked against Roode and Storm but that's just the way they like it.
Beer Money vs The Hart Foundation vs Perfectly Ravishing
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Evolution had been running roughshot over DFWA for well over a year...then there was a rift Ric Flair felt he was back in his prime and didn't see himself as the second fiddle to Hunter anymore. So he staged a mutiny and got Batista and Orton to follow suite. They brutalized Hunter so badly that he was out of action for six months. He then returned to confront his former stable...and he told them sometimes you gotta turn to your family to your blood sometimes you gotta turn to the Kliq...that's when Kevin Nash and Scott Hall come from the stands and help Trips take out Evolution. In the is deeply personal match there was only one way it could go...NO DQ NO COUNTOUTS NO HOLD BARRED
The Kliq vs Evolution
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Four Men have claimed the title of best in the world at what they do, four men always considered to be the top of their game, four men all want what is known in the industry as the workers title, four men today will battle in an elimination match to prove once and for all WHO IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!
AJ Styles vs CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan vs Chris Jericho
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Stone Cold Steve Austin has held the title for 866 days he has passed both Hulk Hogan and Bruno Sammartino on the all time list here at DFWA. Stone Cold had a celebration and was drinking beers with the Hulkster when Sammartino entered the ring. It had been a long time since The Living Legend had entered a ring here. He then began to talk about the history of the title and even praised Hogan but when it came time to talk about Austin, Bruno wasn't so kind. He called the rattlesnake a drunk disgrace to the title and he can't believe that such a man has held that great title for so long. Austin then flipped off Bruno and when he went to get another beer Sammartino did something no one has ever seen him do...the hit Austin from behind with a chair and then he pushed Hogan out of the Ring. Bruno then began to pummel Austin and now SCSA is out for blood in the main event for the DFWA World Title
Stone Cold Steve Austin v Bruno Sammartino
v
this is how we got here
opening match is a ladder match for the newly introduced TV Tag TItles
these two teams each won two matches in order to meat in the finals
The Motor City Machine Guns vs The Midnight Express with Jim Cornette
v
for months the Light Heavyweight Champion Dean Malenko has refused to get physical with Tessa Blanchard but that all came to a head when Tessa attacked Malenko's wife at ringside and spat in Malenko's face. Blanchard wants gold and she wants to show she can hang with the Iceman in a ring technician battle
Dean Malenko vs Tessa Blanchard
v
match three is a tag match that came to be after Dusty Rhodes had his issues with Harlem Heat, the brothers from Houston claimed that Dusty held back any real talent from Texas. Things came to blows a few weeks back and DDP came out to rescue Dusty from the vicious attack....Page considers Dusty a mentor and a friend and they challenged Stevie & Booker to a match at the Stache
Harlem Heat vs DiamondDust
v
Samoa Joe was facing John Cena for the #1 contender to the US title when he was blindsided by the Great Muta and got a facefull of green mist. Ever since then the Samoan submission machine has been on a rampage with only vengeance on his mind. Violence seems to be the only thing that is for certain in this grudge match.
Samoa Joe vs The Great Muta
v
US Champ Sting has had his hands full lately as the Dr of Thuganomics Johh Cena has set his sights on him every since Cena debuted last month. Cena has rapped insult after insult at the Stinger in hopes of getting a title shot.
After Cena was able to beat Samoa Joe he was granted this title shot by Commissioner Ernest Miller.
Sting vs John Cena
v
The Dragon Rick Steamboat had hung up his tights and was on his couch watching Friday Night Fights on FXX when heard his name mentioned by the Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle. Angle said that Steamboat retired because he didn't want to have to face the man who won and Olympic Gold Medal with a broken freakin neck. Steamboat decided to come to the next live event and asked Commish Miller if he could have a mic. Of course The Cat obliged but Steamboat only got a few words out as Angle's music hit and the YOU SUCK chants rained down on him. Angle ended up slapping The Dragon then ran away. The CEO of DFWA Bruce Prichard immediately reinstated The Dragon and here we are
Kurt Angle vs Ricky The Dragon Steamboat
v
speaking of retirements it looked like Andre the Giant was calling it a career the beloved behemoth was on The Highlight Reel when he was confronted by Jim Cornette who called Andre a sad old freakshow...when Andre had Cornett by the neck he was attacked from behind by Yokozuna. Andre said he wants to retire the right way by ending Yokozuna in a last man standing match
Andre the Giant vs Yokzuna
v
When Big Evil's Harley was found demolished he was irate chokeslamming everyone in sight. Then we saw video footage of the very familiar 4x4 Truck of Stan Hansen plowing through the bike in the parking lot of the arena. As Taker was seething watching the video Hansen came up from behind and almost decapitated the dead man with a lariat. After weeks of brawling all over the country the commish called for the carnage to come to an end. The only way Hansen agreed is if Taker came to his neck of the woods and they had a good old fashioned bar fight. On location at Stan's Spitoon Bar this promises to be one crazy match.
The Undertaker vs Stan Hansen
v
This is a match that only came to be when last week Keith Lee debuted at DFWA and after taking care of Earthquake he was informed that it was TIME.....VADER TIME...can the Limitless one stand toe to toe with the mastodon known as Vader?
Keith Lee vs Vader
v
Velveteen Dream rode a hot streak to become the 2020 King of the Ring this didn't sit to easy with the reigning king of the last 3 years.. Macho King Randy Savage. Savage reminded Velveteen just how long he'd had his crown...to which the dream responded
This of course infuriated Savage who has been like a madman ever since. Tonight we found who the true King of DFWA is
The Velveteen King vs The Macho King Randy Savage
v
When the Hart Foundation and Beer Money last wrestled it was a 2 out of 3 falls match for the DFWA Tag Titles. Beer Money was victorious on that front but after the bell they and the Harts were attacked by Mr Perfect and Ravishing Rick Rude. The Heenan led team has since been on a tear and have earned the chance for a title match...that was until Bret Hart and Mr Perfect had a match where if Hart won they would be added to the match and after a 60 minute technical masterpiece Hart was the victor. Now the cards are stacked against Roode and Storm but that's just the way they like it.
Beer Money vs The Hart Foundation vs Perfectly Ravishing
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v
Evolution had been running roughshot over DFWA for well over a year...then there was a rift Ric Flair felt he was back in his prime and didn't see himself as the second fiddle to Hunter anymore. So he staged a mutiny and got Batista and Orton to follow suite. They brutalized Hunter so badly that he was out of action for six months. He then returned to confront his former stable...and he told them sometimes you gotta turn to your family to your blood sometimes you gotta turn to the Kliq...that's when Kevin Nash and Scott Hall come from the stands and help Trips take out Evolution. In the is deeply personal match there was only one way it could go...NO DQ NO COUNTOUTS NO HOLD BARRED
The Kliq vs Evolution
v
Four Men have claimed the title of best in the world at what they do, four men always considered to be the top of their game, four men all want what is known in the industry as the workers title, four men today will battle in an elimination match to prove once and for all WHO IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!
AJ Styles vs CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan vs Chris Jericho
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v
v
Stone Cold Steve Austin has held the title for 866 days he has passed both Hulk Hogan and Bruno Sammartino on the all time list here at DFWA. Stone Cold had a celebration and was drinking beers with the Hulkster when Sammartino entered the ring. It had been a long time since The Living Legend had entered a ring here. He then began to talk about the history of the title and even praised Hogan but when it came time to talk about Austin, Bruno wasn't so kind. He called the rattlesnake a drunk disgrace to the title and he can't believe that such a man has held that great title for so long. Austin then flipped off Bruno and when he went to get another beer Sammartino did something no one has ever seen him do...the hit Austin from behind with a chair and then he pushed Hogan out of the Ring. Bruno then began to pummel Austin and now SCSA is out for blood in the main event for the DFWA World Title
Stone Cold Steve Austin v Bruno Sammartino
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