Fantasy Basketball

[SAL]

Stop trying to make your horseshit trade look semi-legitimate.

 

[SAIYANS]

Paul is even with John Wall?

What the fucking fuck?

16pts, 10asts, 3stls, 4rebs
16pts, 9asts, 2stls, 4rebs

Those averages are close

 

[SAL]

LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL.

 

[PHX]

6/7 from 3 damn Gordon.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

Kidd was 1 rebound away from a triple-double. :l

 

[SAIYANS]

When he is hot, that kid is fun to watch.

 

[SAIYANS]

Just so you guys know, I'm dealing Chris Paul to Mak for Raymond Felton.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

YOU MAKE ZERO FUCKING SENSE.

 

[SAIYANS]

I don't like Paul, you can even say I borderline hate watching him play. I only got him on my team to flip him back for a guard which I really like in Felton. I also got a big that I value more than Hibbert in Lee. Never really cared about Wes one way or the other.

 

[SAL]

Just so you know, I'm about ready to lock your team and bench everybody, just because you're that fucking aggravating.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

That's the thing with fantasy sports - you don't watch them play. You just benefit from their production.

 

[SAL]

My favorite part is the petty "I'm going to make Mak's team better now just for the hell of it" and telling me in advance he wouldn't be willing to trade with me because I made fun of him for being a tool.

 

[SAIYANS]

I get every Hornets game on 3 different channels, so it is hard to not watch them play when nothing else is on.

 

[SAIYANS]

My favorite part is the petty "I'm going to make Mak's team better now just for the hell of it" and telling me in advance he wouldn't be willing to trade with me because I made fun of him for being a tool.

Did I not offer you Pau and Felton yesterday? You responded 6 hours later and said you had no interest in them.

The last 4 times before that in which I've tried to deal with you:

1) You charge me Melo and Z-bo for Pau
2) You offer me DC, let me accept, and then take it back while posting "lol"
3) You told me you would get back to me on a deal for Camby, but never did even after I said I didn't need or want Gay
4) You offered me Deron for Wade and then took it back 5 actual minutes later.

Would you seriously believe that you would be interested in dealing with me if we swapped places and I did all that to you?

As for Mak, give me Felton who I prefer and can be slid into the SG spot while scoring slightly more over Paul who I dislike and gets more dimes. The two guys have been the top two fantasy PGs in the NBA all season long, just swap spots depending on the week.

 

[SAL]

Wait, post that Kobe "fuck you" gif again, that will really hammer all those points home I think. :