Fantasy Basketball

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

 

[SAL]

It's my fault. I didn't treat him gently enough during trade discussions.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

PSYCH, your rebuttal...

 

[SAIYANS]

You honor, he's a dick and not willing to have any serious negotiations

 

[SAL]

I see the error of my ways. I should have let you rip me off instead of giving you the chance to rip off all the inactive players.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

My final ruling: PSYCH, stop being a ****** and doing bullshit trades with the people that don't care about the league. Sal, stop pounding his asshole so hard.

 

[SAL]

I accept this ruling.

 

[SAIYANS]

I see the error of my ways. I should have let you rip me off instead of giving you the chance to rip off all the inactive players.

Or you could have never made multiple offers and then just decided to take them back. Cock blocking me on the Love trade for the hell of it didn't help matters either.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

ORDER IN THE COURT, ASSHOLE.

 

[SAIYANS]

Fuck this courtroom! What are you going to do hold me in contempt, red rep me, and fine me points?

 

[SAL]

Or you could have never made multiple offers and then just decided to take them back. Cock blocking me on the Love trade for the hell of it didn't help matters either.

I want to live in this universe you live in where I would do something just for the fun of spiting you. I didn't want you to get the league's leading rebounder to go with all your scorers. I'm trying to, like, win.

 

[SAIYANS]

I was giving up Melo and Wade, so "Love with all your scorers" is a stretch.

 

[SAL]

I think what you should do is cry about it a little more.

 

[SAIYANS]

Fuck it!

Do you guys think Westbrook and Z-bo for Paul and Lee is a reasonable offer? I want Randolph but haven't been able to pry him or Rus away from Mak, so I am thinking about offering him that in hopes he will be willing to give them up.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

HE'S TRADING WESTBROOK? FUCK, I GOTTA COCK BLOCK YOU!