Fantasy Basketball 2011

[PHX]

Rubio at the half as 6 rebounds to only 3 assist. Something is wrong with this picture.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

My team is too good. 'Dre, Westbrook & Gasol raping bitches, Anderson racking up the FT and rebounds, and everyone else contributing nicely.

 

[SAL]

Nah. I'd have too much fun with Sal talking about Pierce being a sidekick and needing to ride Kobe's back to become a multiple time champ. And really LA isn't stupid enough to trade Pau or Bynum for him, so any deal they would make for him would be one that rapes Boston so they can cut costs.

You know the Lakers would have to give up Blake/Fisher/Barnes/Murphy/Kapono/Caracter/Ebanks/Goudelock/Morris to make the salaries work, right? And yeah I know they have a $9 million trade exception, but the Celtics aren't going to clear cap room for the sake of clearing cap room. They want actually talented basketball players. The Lakers have a few of them, and they all make $20 million.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

Wtf? Big Baby pulls his pants down after Richard Jefferson dunks on him. VIDEO:

In related news, Andre Miller, Russell Westbrook, Marc Gasol and Ryan Anderson's stats make me want to masturbate.

 

[PHX]

Monta - 30 pts, 5 ast & 6 steals
MVSteve - 26 pts on 75% 5 rebs & 11 ast

Love it, team overall is playing well with a few still going and still got Blake coming up.

 

[SAIYANS]

You know the Lakers would have to give up Blake/Fisher/Barnes/Murphy/Kapono/Caracter/Ebanks/Goudelock/Morris to make the salaries work, right? And yeah I know they have a $9 million trade exception, but the Celtics aren't going to clear cap room for the sake of clearing cap room. They want actually talented basketball players. The Lakers have a few of them, and they all make $20 million.

LA would give them Luke, MWP, Ebanks, Goudelock, a 2nd, lube, and tell them to smile. Salaries work as well

 

[SAL]

Luke's $6M next year and Artest's player option can get the fuck outta here. Like the Lakers need another fucking old guy to fossilize next to Kobe anyway.

 

[shutupchico]

fuckin brandon

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

What?

 

[PHX]

Probably picking up Ariza, lol. Good pick up, well pick back up I should say.

 

[LaBrandon Aldridge]

I've been needling Sal for Deng for a while, but I saw Ariza is back and added him.

 

[PHX]

Just saw how Rondo fell on his wrist. Shit made my wrist hurt.

 

[shutupchico]

yep, ariza. didn't really wanna get rid of any of my guys though so happy in a way u got him. rondo's actually fine, guess it looked worse than it was. don't think he'll miss any time.

 

[SAIYANS]

Surprised Prince was on the wire still after his recent string of 5 games

 

[PHX]

Kinda figure he won't it just looked really fucked up like that arm injury he had in the playoffs.