TNA Victory Road 2009 - Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell T
So even before this bullshit even start, I find out this is during the time period that Don West is a heel.
SoJo Bolt comes out for reasons i don't remember, but she's in the corner of Sharmell. lol Sharmell has her own tron HAHAHAHAHAHA! She's even doing the main even mafia sign, Don West just said Sharmell is hawt like the James Bond girls HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH SHIT KONG IS IN THE CONRER OF Jenna. Poor Kong being wasted in this shitfest, Jenna is not hot and here theme song sucks but HOLT FUCKIN' SHIT AT THE WAY SHE ENTERED THE RING! She has won me over, i hope she wins. Just realized this match has 3 black woman ans on white. RACIST :sde: Sharmell is wrestling in a blue prom/hooker dress with two high slits (easy access) She gains the early advantage with a terrible knee and a forearm to the back, she begins to kick away followed by hitting Jenna's head in the mat. After some nonsense Sharmell applies a camel clutch then randomly breaks it after 5 seconds
The way these woman run the ropes is seriously the greatest thing i've ever seen, but Jenna hits the most spectacular crossbody i've ever seen for two. Sharmell continues to work the head and neck by slapping her then pulling on her hair, BUT WAIT Jenna hits a chin breaker but SoJo trips her allowing Sharmell to take back the advantage. Kong tries to chase after her but the ref puts a stop to that allowing the two thugs to beat down this poor white "rich" woman. Fans clapping to get Jenna back into this
more shitty slaps but Jenna comes back with the WORSE SLAPS EVER CAUGHT ON VIDEO SERIOUSLY A NEW BORN BABY'S SLAPS LOOK LIKE THEY WOULD HURT MORE. SPEAR FOLLOWED BY MORE SLAPS. Pointless cat fight stuff now and Jenna pulls some of Sharmell's weave out HAHAHAHAHAHA! and now begins to taunt her with it, i take everything back this is the greatest match of all time. Flair/Steamboat lolno this is the shit. Oh but things get better SoJo gets on the apron and Sharmell runs into her i think it was suppose to be Jenna moving but she just didn't give a fuck so Sharmell hits SoJo and Kong is also out of position so SoJo first hits her head off the rails then hard to the mat HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Kong playing with the weave before she knocks out Sharmell allowing Jenna to pin her by sitting on her neck lol. I have no words for this ***********3/4
WWE Judgement Day 2001 - WWE Woman's Championship: Lita vs. Chyna
This match is built off mutual respect lol code for both are faces and we have no credible heel for you. Both females are really over, Christian would kills to be getting pops like this these days
Chyna obviously wins the test of strength early but Lita uses her quickness. The early portion is all mutual respect until Chyna suckers Lita in with a handshake into a small package for two. Chyna is now in control as she attempts to take her head off with numerous clotheslines but Lita would hits DDT out of nowhere, and now she gets aggressive but hitting a flying clothesline. She attempts to work the arm now but Chyna shoves her away but like Lita is all over her again as i think something is happening in the crowd as they seem to be getting hype, oh well. Chyna shoves her off again and acts like all the arm twists didn't happen. Neckbreaker followed by a powerslam for two, military press but Chyna picks her off the mat at the count of two HAHAHAHAHAHA WAT? Lita grabs her arm and turns it into cross armbreaker and has it locked in for a good 30 seconds but Chyna counters into a head scissors. Eddie comes out onto the stage, as Chyna still has the head scissors applied but she makes it to the ropes. Chyna throws Lita 1/3 across the ring with her hair before attempting a powerbomb but that gets botched into a Rana she tries to hit the Twist of Fate but Chyna counters into a powerbomb for the win. Terrible plz leave Chyna, 2006 can't come soon enough for Lita. Post-Match: Chyna helps her up and raises her hand, what a waste.