Exclusive Interview II with Phoenix

[Slim]

And we are back at the house of Phoenix. We are already inside but this time instead of the leather couch where the kiss seen round the world happened, we are instead at the dining table. Phoenix on one side and a dark haired brunette on the other side. The cameraman going from one side to the other based solely on whoever is speaking. And right now it is on the owner.

Phoenix: Due to the high success rate of the first interview it was decided that I have a second interview. But also as can be seen… Ashley is not here. As far as why… that isn’t anybody’s business. But who we have here today is my very trusted friend of many years and not only that… she is also my own personal secretary. Help me keep things organized around ACW with the influx of all these new stars coming in… it is a lot for one woman to have to deal with… but with two it will be done and it will look nice. Now… what we have here is due to there still being a whole lot of work to be done we’re limiting this to approximately ten questions submitted by fans that Kitana will read to me. And hopefully… none of them will be embarrassing. If so… ah well. So lets go Kitana.

Kitana: Okay this question comes from…

Phoenix: Let’s leave names out of these.

Kitana: Okay well this asks… who is this person that you spoke of on your twitter page. The “stubborn one.â€

Phoenix: Oh well… me and him go way back. Back to my days as a valet. I was his valet when I first started my career and we traveled the world and I’ve seen what he is capable of. I wouldn’t have even bothered him about this if it wasn’t for PWA. But PWA wants to try to take over so now I’m going towards this guy. He has fought hard and strong for the past 10 years all over the world and has won numerous titles. He has defeated those that were deemed unbeatable. He has created records that were thought to be impossible. Plus when me and him were a tag team… there was nobody better. So who is this guy? He is a legend in the business that is coming out of retirement to help me with this PWA problem. It’s a favor he owes me.

Kitana: Okay this one is… weird but this fan wants to know if your boobs are real or fake.

Phoenix: Well... they are real but what is inside of them is fake so… I guess fake. But they look good.

Kitana: Can’t argue with that. This fan wants to know if you are ever going to wrestle in ACW.

Phoenix: Well considering ACW is my child… and I must protect my child by any means necessary… if push comes to shove I will insert myself inside of the ring.

Kitana: How was the kiss with Ashley?.

Phoenix: The kiss was actually very nice. She has very nice soft lips. Just lips that… you know too good to be true.

Kitana: Well I would have to agree they did look very nice.

Phoenix: Oh those lips… next question. Heh oops sorry Ash.

Kitana: I wouldn’t put it past you. Okay next question is… are you single.

Phoenix: Are you sure that is the next question? Really? Well… let me crush those dreams… I am not single. I am indeed taken.

Kitana: Pretty sure you’ll have many questions about that soon. This fan wants to ask for your number.

Phoenix: Oh these people are crazy. Can’t give out info like that. And yeah we’ll count that one. So that is six… onwards to seven. And the winner is…

Kitana: This fan wants to know if there is a future with you and Ashley.

Phoenix: Nope. Next.

Kitana: This fan wants to know your feelings on Claressa.

Phoenix: Oh… well she is a bitch. She looks like one of those chicks that talks up a tough game, acts tough but when confronted she will turn and run rather than fight. So my feelings… she is a little bitch that deserves to get her ass kicked and for her trying to hijack my show… she better be ready because the time will come and I will choke her scrawny little ass out.

Kitana: Is there any person in ACW that you are watching particularly carefully or you have a favorite star?

Phoenix: Nope. I cannot have favorites otherwise I could not run this company fairly. Those I dislike more than others but… that comes with the territory. And the final question is…

Kitana: Oh my. You ready for this one?

Phoenix: Yes. I’ll answer. What is it?

Kitana: Okay this fan watched your first interview and saw your calm demeanor shaken. It appears that the only time you change and show any sense of vulnerability is about Ivy. Who is Ivy.

Phoenix’s eyes open wide before she starts to close them. She takes a deep breath before finally answering.

Phoenix: My dead older sister. Okay… this concludes it. Um… I have to go.

Phoenix gets up from her seat and leaves immediately while the camera stays on Kitana.

Kitana: Okay this is over. Jess… come back.

Kitana gets up from her seat and goes looking as the camera feed cuts.

 

[Pete]

Hmmmm....Jess, eh? Colour me intrigued.

 

[Andy]

I just want to know who this person is already. lol.

 

[BDC]

Kitana: This fan wants to know your feelings on Claressa.

Phoenix: Oh… well she is a bitch. She looks like one of those chicks that talks up a tough game, acts tough but when confronted she will turn and run rather than fight. So my feelings… she is a little bitch that deserves to get her ass kicked and for her trying to hijack my show… she better be ready because the time will come and I will choke her scrawny little ass out.

When confronted with this part of the footage, Claressa King had this to say:

Claressa: I really don't understand her anger issues with the name calling and the sort. I am ABOVE ALL, a lady. And, past that, I am a business woman. I chose to make my intentions known to her in such a way, because this type of behavior is all she can understand. I'm not getting into the ring with her, because I don't need to. I OWN wrestlers. I don't need to fight them.

When asked what her intentions actually were, she had this to say:

Claressa: My Intentions? To take over the meandering assets of the ACW and remake the PWA. It's that simple. I have already been on the phone with television producers and the great marketers out there. I can have the PWA up and running and on nation wide television by the end of summer. How far is Phoenix taking them? BINGO HALLS. That's it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with TNT to get to.

 

[MaNonTheMoon]

Syn: Hmm. And now things get more interesting.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

When asked on his opinions of the current PWA vs. ACW war, Nicky Trix had this to say:

"I personally don't agree with it, why can't we all be on the same side and fight for the greater goal which is to get this company to bigger and better places? This company has heart, and I honestly wouldn't change it for anything right now."

His opinion on Claressa King's comments about taking over ACW and turning it into PWA:

"Why? It seems as though they are beating a dead horse. PWA had a decent run, A lot of companies I have been affiliated with have never made it passed the 1 year mark. And I honestly don't see Pheonix bowing down, and if Claressa were to gain control of this company, it would be through prying it from Pheonix's cold, dead hands. If the need be, I will fight for ACW, I have no affiliation with PWA, I've only had a couple friends in the company, who I'm sure would love to get into this. ACW has heart, PWA has shown it's pretty gutless if it can't handle the fact that their company went belly up."

More as the story develops.

 

[Andy]

Oh, just wait until Daniel Collins comments on the whole takeover.