ever get told you look like a celebrity?

[We Are Legion]

The only time was in high school when some girl told me I looked like Chris Kattan. I actually took it as an insult and didn't talk to her much again after that.

Aside from that, no celebrities, but there was some dude near the area I lived who actually did look a lot like me. Even had the same haircut and everything. Someone told me they saw some guy at the local fair who was a splitting image of me and I was just like, "Yeah w/e" until I went to the fair later that week and saw the guy and knew immediately he was the guy without anyone even having to tell me. And when we made eye contact we both just sort of paused in this really awkward moment and then both just kinda walked away feeling pretty creeped out. No idea who he was, but that was one of the weirdest fucking things I ever saw in my life because he was almost my twin. Spent the rest of the week wondering if my dad fucked some other woman and got her pregnant and I never knew about it because it was THAT close.

 

[Mick Donalds]

That's me. A face only a mother could love.