I gave up a promising football career to marry his my love Audrey after we were involved in an auto accident. However, our marriage is dissolving, to the distress of my little brtoher. Returning from a job interview in New York, I am the sole survivor of a horrific train wreck that killed 131 passengers, sustaining no injuries. I was contacted Elijah, who proposed that I am a real instance of the kind of person after whom comic-book superheroes are modeled. I tried to ignore him, but Elijah stalked me and my wife, trying to get my attention. I finally agreed to hear Elijah, and began to test myself. While lifting weights with my little brother, we discovered that my physical strength is far beyond what I previously thought and my little brother began to idolize me and believe I was a superhero. Turns out I’m not I just haven’t broken any bones cause I don’t participate in that kind of dumbassery.