The JMac match...quick old-school jobber squash.
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John McHenry vs Aaron Asterisk
Ashley Sparxx: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Boston, Massachussets, weighing in at 240lbs....AARONNNNNN "A-STAAAAAR" ASTERIIIIIISSSSKKKK!!!
Remember the Name by Fort Minor begins to play, as Aaron Asterisk comes out. He stops in the middle of the ramp, as star-shaped pyro erupts behind him, then continues the run down to the ring. Once in there, he removes his flashy jacket and hands it to the ring announcer, just as another song begins to play.
Martin Mays: Asterisk looking for a win here tonight, against the always lethal John McHenry....
Kareem Ali: And speaking of the devil...
Ashley Sparxx: And introducing his opponent, from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, weighing in at 253 pounds....JOOOOOOOOHHHNNNNNN MCHENNNNNRRRRYYYYY!!!
A cash register is heard throughout the arena, soon followed by the first notes of Pink Floyd's "Money". As he walks down to the ring, John McHenry is all business, removing his suit jacket and tie so that he is in only a shirt from the waist up as he enters the ring and faces off with Asterisk.
The referee rings the bell and the two men lunge at each other. The larger McHenry immediately gains advantage, with a side headlock which he keeps for a few moments before applying a standing leg sweep to trip Asterisk up. He performs an elbow drop, then turns the younger man over and begins to apply an arm bar. Asterisk, clearly in pain, does however make it to the ropes. McHenry releases the hold, but punishes his opponent with a boot to the head.
Martin Mays: BIG boot to the head there by McHenry, as Asterisk is in all kinds of trouble!
McHenry stops to remove his shirt, before pulling his opponent to his feet and whipping him across, only to meet him with a big scoop slam. He then goes for the elbow drop to the head, but Asterisk rolls quickly out of the way, then attempts to counter with a cover...
ONE...
Aaron doesn't even get a two-count, as McHenry kicks out violently, throwing his opponent off of him, then performing a running splash onto Asterisk!
Martin Mays: What impact by McHenry! Here's the cover!
ONE...
TWO...
TH...
Asterisk kicks out just in time, but doesn't seem to be able to go much longer. McHenry, unfazed, locks in his "Ringing The Bell" submission and, with the combination of the pressure to the head and neck and the punches to the skull, soon has Asterisk tapping out.
Martin Mays: Oh my god..."Ringing The Bell"...and that's it! That's it! McHenry's got it!
Ashley Sparxx: Here is your winneeeeeerrrr....JOOOOOHNNNN MCHEENNNNNNRRRYYYY!!
The camera zooms in on McHenry, looking pretty pleased with himself for such a conclusive win, as the show cuts to commercial.