After the Bogans and the Rednecks finally make it backstage. John McHenry is seen standing out in front of the arena several fans at his side as he passes out autographed merchandise, tickets to future events, and even cash.
John McHenry: So what happens… We have two rival factions duking it out inside this arena. Not a sellout crowd just but a moderate amount. As you can see, I have a few hundred outside hanging out with me. ACW. PWA. They got who knows how many people in the arena watching. They have thirty-five guys on the roster so I hope it’s more. However, a few hundred just to see me, not too shabby. Now I’m sure you could argue that I’m giving out freebies, signing autographs, kissing babes…babies. You’d be right. But these people came here to see wrestling. So why are they out here with me?
John turns to the crowd.
John McHenry: Does everyone have their legal documents?
The crowd responds with an emphatic Yes! John leads the crowd as they enter the building one by one they get their tickets checked all waiting behind John as he waits for the last person to get their ticket scanned.
John McHenry: Ok here we go.
We go to a promo for the upcoming RIOT ACT announcing the rematch of the new ACW Heavyweight Champion and the number one contender, Drew Alexander.
Abram Vance vs Zasalamel vs Heath Venomous vs Nicky Trix vs Raiden Blaze vs Aaron Asterisk
vs Jacqui M vs Henri Calvash vs Billy Young vs Andrew Sanders
Martin Mays: Well, that's one matchup nailed down for RIOT ACT. Now, we figure out who meets Eric Snow for a chance at the new ACW International Championship!
Kareem Ali: That's right! We've got a ten man...
Martin Mays corrects him: PERSON!
Kareem Ali scowls at Mays: Ten person over the top rumble to determine the new number one contender for the International Championship!
"Back In The Saddle" by Aerosmith begins to play and a good portion of the crowd jumps to it's feet. We see signs like ABRAM ROCKS and VANCE SHOULD BE CHAMPION!
Martin Mays:Here we go people! The legend, Abram Vance!
Kareem Ali: Legend? Is that short for washed up, has been?
Martin Mays:Have some respect for what the man has accomplished!
Kareem Ali: I'll be surprise if he accomplishes getting to the ring, to be honest!
Martin Mays: Well, not sure what's going on, but my sources tell me that Vance has been holding closed door meetings with not only Phoenix and his old PWA buddies, but, on top of that, he's been talking with Eric Snow! Now, what could he possibly have to work out with the man. I just don't like it!
The cameras cut to see Vance come out and take one last draw from his cigerette and smash it out on stage. He, then, takes a swig of his bottle of Jack and starts down to the ring; slapping hands all the way down.
Ashley Sparxxx: Ladies and Gentlemen, from Detroit, Michigan, Abram Vance!!
Abram leans into one of the corners so he can see the next guy out. Suddenly, the MONLIGHT SONATA by BEETHOVEN plays and Vance jumps to his feet, throwing the bottle out into the crowd! As the twisted clown, Zasalamel steps out slowly onto stage, the crowd gives him a strong pop!
Kareem Ali: Uh, oh! This is NOT good! These two should NEVER be in the ring together AGAIN!!! After OVERDRIVE and considering how much they dislike each other..
Martin Mays: It's just not a good idea!
Ashley Sparxxx: Zasalamel!!!
But, as Zasalamel creeps toward the ring and Vance motions for him to come on,
Redeemer - Marilyn Manson Queen of the Damned [Soundtrack] [Clean] - YouTube by Marlyn Manson plays and both men stop cold!
Martin Mays: Oh, no way!! The three of them in one ring?
Kareem Ali: This is just not going to end well, people!
Ashley Sparxxx: Heath VENOMOUS!!
As the smoke on stage clears, Heath Venomous steps though and marches down to the ring with a determined look on his face. Zasalamel is being held back by a couple of officials as we see Abrams smile wickedly. Heath steps passed the clown and walks around the ring. Vance is looking for a good place to jump out on him! Zasalamel finally pushed off the officials and slides into the ring and Abrams is there to meet him with flying fists! Venomous jumps up to the apron and glares down at Mays.
Kareem Ali: Look out, Mays. Somebody's got their eyes on you!
Martin Mays stares in horror as Heath bears his fangs. Suddenly, Vance Irishwhips Zasalamel into the self proclaimed LAST VAMPIRE; knocking him to the floor!
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There is a big pop for the young man as he runs out and down the ramp!
Ashley Sparxxx: Nicky Trix!
Martin Mays: What was Phoenix thinking? Nicky doesn't belong out here with these monsters?
Kareem Ali laughs: He's gonna get killed!
He hits the ring and starts right into Vance! Zasalamel is on the mat due to a DDT we didn't see. Suddenly, the camera angle catches sight of Heath Venomous standing behind the sick clown, Zasalamel!
Martin Mays: How in the hell did he get in there? Did anybody see him get up?
Kareem Ali: Will quit trying to sell his vampire routine!? I swear, you're in on it!
Martin Mays: NO, really! I'll have nothing to do with Venomous!
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Martin Mays: Alright! Now we're going to even the odds here!
Without hesitating or working the crowd, Raiden Blaze runs from the back and slides in. Nicky and Vance are trading blows as Raiden spears Abram by surprise!
Kareem Ali: Zasalamel has gotten caught in a half-nelson from hell, literally!
The camera cuts to show the clown in agony.
Martin Mays: Don't even kid like that!
Nicky takes an opportunity to hit Venomous with a spin kick that sends him to the corner. Trix follows up with a scissor kick to the downed clown!
Kareem Ali: This match has NOT even started yet!
ARCH ENEMY - We Will Rise (OFFICIAL VIDEO) - YouTube WE WILL RISE by Archenemy begins to play as we see Jacqui Monroe also forget the pagentry and runs to the ring! Venomous has turned the tables on Trix and has him in a strong bear hug! Zasalamel is up and hits Vance from behind and DDTs Raiden Blaze! Jacqui launches off the second rope and catches the clown with a crossbody!
Without his music, Aaron Asterisk is suddenly in the ring and hits Jacqui with a clothesline and walks right into an enzuigiri from Raiden! Zasalamel catches Vance in a vicious leg lock and begins to punish his injured legs. Jacqui M puts the fist to Venomous and it takes about five punches to make him release Trix!
Suddenly...
John and his crowd walk down through the arena the competitors in the ring slow down turning to see what all the noise is about. John with his big mob walks right up to the front row. John’s fans then begin to climb over the railing quickly overwhelming security after half of his group makes it over he climbs over and into the ring. Our of nowhere, Billy Young quickly runs toward John with a clothesline but John ducks it but quickly grabbing the guys’ neck for an Inverted DDT from behind. John spins back to his feet catches the incoming Henry Calvash with Bankrupt! The others exit the ring as John McHenry climbs to the apron.
John McHenry: Remember if they arrest you. Their fans are the people who pay the bills! Call the number on the document I gave you your legal bills will be taken care of.
As John finishes the sentence as if on command a dozen security guards head to the ring. A man in John’s mob hands him a microphone along with an amplifier as McHenry takes the center of the ring.
John McHenry: Now I’m not sure if the people at home will get to hear this so pull out your cameras and your cellphones and put it on you tube for them. But technically, if they cut me off they’d be in breach of contract as I paid for this time. Powerslam Wrestling Alliance and Alternative Championship Wrestling are…At War. Well I guess I’m at war too.
The half the crowd chuckles obviously ACW fans.
John McHenry: Alternative Championship Wrestling? Alternative how just because you’re another choice? Yeah I guess that makes you an alternative but well I don’t think it’s what they were gunning for.
John looks over as security tries to shove their way through the crowd surrounding the ring.
John McHenry: Everyone lock arms with anyone you can they can’t take you. Guys… Guys. Lackeys in the shirt that says security!
They look up at John.
John McHenry: You guys want me. If they all leave the arena right now, will you take just me?
They continue harassing the fans surrounding the ring.
John McHenry: Think about it if Phoenix doesn’t like it Lord Sidious will and vice versa. What’d ya say?
The security guards nod in agreement as the fans slowly and cautiously go over the railing. The security guards climb into the ring. John McHenry slides out under the bottom rope hoping over the opposite side of the railing as his mob and takes of running. The guards take off after McHenry as he disappears into the concession area.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The referee finally takes advantage of having all the competitors around the ring at least and starts the match! Vance rolls Calvash and Young into the ring, then follows them in. He is met by Andrew Sanders who goes to kick Abram. The older wrestler catches his foot instead and rolls him to the mat! Jacqui Monroe and Asterisk are in the ring now and going at it! Zasalamel has Nicky in a rear choke hold! Venomous drops Raiden with a big boot. He stands over the fallen bodies of Young and Calvash and grins wickedly. The crowd rises as he reaches down and picks them both up in a choke hold! Without hesitating, Heath forces them both over the top rope!
Henri Calvash and Billy Young have been eliminated!!
Kareem Ali: That was NO FAIR! If McHenry hadn't interfered!
As Abram punishes Sanders by repeatedly hitting him in the knee, Monroe drops Asterisk with a cutter! The crowd gives a big pop! Venomous forces Zasalamel to release Trix with a boot to the side of the head. Heath follows up by applying a sharpshooter!
Martin Mays: I see a lot of submission moves out there, Kareem. There's no winning a battle royal like that!
Kareem Ali: But it IS a good way to soften an opponent up!
We see Jacqui trying to force Asterisk over the top, but he refuses to go! Nicky is up and sizing up the competition and catching his breath. Sanders returns some hard punches as Heath lets go of the clown to attack Trix again! As Sanders gets up a little shaken, Zasalamel has pulled up and goes right for Andrew! They struggle on the ropes, when, suddenly, Abram Vance hits them both with a double clothes line! Sanders bounces off the apron and falls to the floor!
ANDREW SANDERS has been eliminated!
Zasalamel was able to grab the bottom rope and pull back in! He is met by Raiden Blaze who puts the boot to the clown! Finally, Asterisk forces himself off the ropes by chopping Jacqui across her chest! That makes her return a Hulk Hogan like look, only she is really enraged and bulldogs him to the mat! Vance puts his scarred shoulder into the back of Venomous. Heath releases Trix, but, instead of falling, he climbs to the top rope!
Martin Mays: No, Nicky, NO!! That's the most dangerous thing to do in a battle royal!
Kareem Ali: Mistake number one! Could be his last!!
As Abrams pummels Venomous, Nicky launches into a corkscrew Palancha that hits its mark into Vance! The crowd erupts!
Martin Mays: WHOA! Maybe not!!
Zasalamel is fighting Raiden Blaze against the ropes and seems to be weakening him! The sick clown picks the young wrestler up and flips him with a German Suplex! Jacqui has Asterisk in an Armbar and raises her knee; slamming into his shoulder! Heath Venomous stands up in the corner totally no-selling any pain. He grabs Abram and gets a punch to the midsection! Vance forces him back into the corner and begins with the knife edged chops! The crowd reacts with some WOOOs!
Kareem Ali: Is Christopher Flair back?
Jacqui gets up off the mat and finds the clown, Zasalamel with his back towards her. She grins and goes to superkick him from behind! He catches sight of it just in time and drops to the mat. Not able to stop her momentum, she catches Raiden Blaze square in the chest; sending him flipping over the top rope and onto the floor!
RAIDEN BLAZE has been eliminated!
Jacqui looks on in horror as Zasalamel tries to flip her over too! Instead of falling to the floor, she grabs the top rope with both hands. As the clown turns away, she flips back into the ring! Vance turns into the shining wizard from a recovered Nicky Trix! This sends Abram leaning over the ropes. Trix gets one leg and Venomous gets the other! They go to flip him out, but Zasalamel attacks Heath, giving Vance a chance to force his way back in!
As Monroe gets her bearings, she is assaulted from the side by Asterisk and drops her with a snap suplex! As Aaron stalks the downed female, Vance plows into him sending him over the top and out to the floor!
AARON ASTERISK has been eliminated!
Zasalamel and Venomous war in one corner while Nicky Trix is climbing the next one!
Kareem Ali: He's at it again!
Martin Mays: One too many times to the well?
Out of nowhere, Vance Abrams runs in and knocks him off the top turnbuckle!
Martin Mays: OH, NO! Nicky!
But instead of falling to the floor, Trix hits the commentator's table hard!
Martin Mays: Both feet didn't touch the floor! He's still in!!
Kareem Ali: Ok, smarty! How's he supposed to get back to the match?
Abrams laughs as Jacqui Monroe hits him with a super kick of her own; knocking him into the corner turnbuckle hard! She turns to see Venomous trying to force Zasalamel out and decides to help! She backs up and hits the ropes and ricochets into a flying elbow shot to the back of Venomous's head! All three competitors go over! Zasalamel grabs the apron and flails his legs over the floor! Venomous has grabbed the top rope and pulled himself back in! Unfortunately, Jacqui bounces hard off the apron and falls to the floor!
JACQUI MONROE has been eliminated!
Martin Mays: NO, WAY!
Kareem Ali: What's wrong, Mays? Your two favorites out?
Martin Mays: Well, a couple of my favorites have been eliminated, but Nicky is still in!
Kareem Ali: Well, good luck, getting him back in the ring!
We see Trix stirring on the table as Vance goes after Venomous again; thinking them the only two left! The fists fly into a huge slug fest into the middle of the ring! Suddenly, Zasalamel launches off the ropes and surprises the two of them with a flying knew that separates the two of them. The clown lands in the middle and Vance falls back toward the ramp side of the ring. Venomous flys into the corner nearer the commentator's table! Nicky is up and sizing up the distance!
Kareem Ali: There's no way!
Martin Mays: He wouldn't...
But he does! He gets a running start and jumps to the apron! Venomous is standing up, but doesn't see him coming! He makes the distance and catches Heath's head and cutters him hard to the turnbuckle! It takes everything Trix has to catch a rope and pull himself back in!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Martin Mays: I have never seen a move like that done!!
Kareem Ali: And he had the presence of mind to pull himself into the ring! I'm speechless!
Martin Mays: Now, don't be ridiculous, Mr. Ali!
As Zasalamel pulls himself off the mat, looking rather rough, Vance gets a running start and grabs the clown for a running clothesline over the top rope! Zasalamel hits the apron hard, but hangs on yet again! As the clown gets up, Abram catches him with a Uraken (spinning backfist) that clocks Zasalamel sending him hard to the ground!
ZASALAMEL has been eliminated!
Martin Mays: We are down to three and one of these men will be the new number one contender for the International title!
The crowd gets loud and the final three pull themselves up in separate parts of the ring. All three men are bleeding and look a mess. But the fire is still there in each of their eyes. Suddenly both Vance and Trix go after the young brute Venomous; Abram with fists and Nicky with kicks!
Kareem Ali: Obviously, these two are sensing, if they are to win, they need to take out Heath Venomous!
Venomous blocks as much as he can, but the attacks are taking their toll! As the self proclaimed LAST VAMPIRE seems to be weakening, Vance Abrams turns and grabs Nicky Trix in an elevated choke hold!! The smaller competitor struggles, but Abrams carries him over to the ropes! But, before he can eliminate the high flyer, Venomous hits him from behind!!
Martin Mays; Is there no stopping Heath Venomous?
Kareem Ali: A big truck or a bus, maybe?
Abram seems to be losing ground to the younger opponent when suddenly a few figures walk out on stage from the back! It's Zack Bronko, Lord Peter Vycious and Claressa King and the crowd is not happy! The haughty young female executive stands in the center, flanked by a somber Vycious and a grinning Bronko!
Martin Mays: This is what the meetings were about! They were planning in getting involved to help Vance win! This is despicable!
Kareem Ali: Hey, no rule against it...
Vance smiles as Heath Venomous and Nicky Trix prepare for the attack. Suddenly, Zack Bronko smiles real big and Claressa shakes her head NO. It dawns on Abram that his cavalry isn't coming and so do his opponents! As the PWA insurgents turn and leave, Venomous grabs Vance and rushes him to the ropes. All the wind out of his sails, he begins to lose ground; looking down at the ground below from over the top rope! Nicky runs to the side ropes and jumps to the top rope and launches himself; catching Venomous across the back of the neck with a high leg drop! As Heath flips over the ropes, he grabs at Vance! They both grab ropes and pull up on the apron; brawling one handed!
Kareem Ali: These two are determined to kill each other out here!
Vance, suddenly, swings Venomous into a standing chicken wing; trying desperately to force him down!
Martin Mays: is he nuts?
Kareem Ali: Yeah, talk about your stupid moves! But Vance usually has a plan!
The cameras quickly catch a glimpse of Nicky Trix standing on top of the nearest turnbuckle!
Kareem Ali: Speaking of nuts!!
Nicky jumps and catches Heath Venomous in an amazing Hurricarana! Heath lets go and takes Abram with him! It looks like all three are going into the floor, but Nicky Trix, at the last possible moment, catches one of the bottom ropes! As Vance and Venomous slam into the floor, Trix's legs dangle over them. Both men begin to reach at him to pull him down! But Nicky quickly pulls up with all his might and flips back over the top rope and lands in the ring safety!
Heath Venomous and Abram Vance have both been eliminated!
The bell rings and Ashley Sparxxx announces the winner: Your winner and NEW number one contender for the ACW International Championship; Nicky Trix!!!
The crowd erupts mostly because of the amazing match they just say, but also because Nicky has a lot of new fans!
Vance and Venomous pull themselves up into seated positions across from each other; bleeding and bruised.
Martin Mays: Nicky Trix will meet Eric Snow at RIOT ACT in two weeks people!
Kareem Ali: Damn good match. Damn good!
Martin Mays: AMEN!
We catch a shot of Nicky celebrating in the ring as the crowd is on its feet!
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After the crowd calms down after that unbelievable ten man rumble:
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Ashley Sparxxx: The following is a tag team contest and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 440lbs, RIPPERCUSSIONS!
The usual entrance music of "The Boys Are Back In Town" begins to play, as Jack Ripper comes through the curtain conferencing with his partner Darren. Whatever it is Jack's saying, Darren doesn't seem too convinced, but after a second he shrugs, and Jack smiles. Turning to the audience for the first time, the young fashion designer then gestures for the music to be cut and brings a microphone to his lips:
Jack Ripper: You know...we've been noticing that you guys have a problem with my sexuality...
The babyface wrestler is immediately interrupted by a chorus of "YOU'RE A smurf", but seems surprisingly okay with it. He lets the crowd get it all out of their system before speaking again, with his smile still in place:
Jack Ripper: Yes, I KNOW I'm a smurf, thank you very much. And you seem to know it too. And I think you think Darren is one as well, right?
The crowd once again interrupts the lean cruiserweight, this time with a chorus of "YOU'RE BOTH smurfs!" Darren looks a little riled up this time around, and begins to rant off the mic to Jackie, but the fashion designer just holds up a hand, telling him to wait, and continues:
Jack Ripper: That's what I thought. And that is why, for one night only, here tonight...we've decided to change our theme song!
As the crowd begins to cheer in anticipation, Jack - his grin wider than ever - gestures for the technicians to play the new theme song, which starts up in the PA momentarily:
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Taken aback, the crowd cannot help but react with laughter, amazed at how lightly the fashion designer is taking this. Darren, on the other hand, lets his jaw drop to the floor, and immediately begins to yell at his partner again. Jack, however, ignores him, allowing himself a little self-satisfied smile for winning the crowd over. Then, with the stands eating off the palm of his hand, he raises the mic to his lips once again and triumphantly concludes:
Jack Ripper: Thank you, thank you! We'll be here all night!
And with this, amidst waves to the crowd, he begins to descend to the ring, apparently the new hero of the ACW fanatics. After a moment, seeing Darren isn't following him, he turns back to tap his partner in the shoulder, encouragingly. The Southerner looks sullen for a moment longer, but some more words from Jackie finally seem to do the trick, as the two soon begin to run down to the ring, side by side! Just as they are crossing the ropes, a second theme song starts, heralding the arrival of their opponents!
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The odd couple don't have to wait long as the cherry red 57 Chevy enters the Community Center to a decent pop. Mercy and Indiana both have a babe on each arm as they come to a stop. They help the hot poodle-skirt wearing hotties out and escort them to the ring. After giving their escorts a rather long goodbye kiss, Ashley Sparxxx makes the announcement:
Ashley Sparxxx: And, their opponents, from our of town...
Ashley looks around at the greasers and shrugs her shoulders. They urge her to continue.
Ashley Sparxxx: at a combined weight of 485 lbs, Steven Mercy and Tracy Indiana!
Kareem Ali: Did you see those chicks? Now, THOSE guys know how to MAN UP!
Martin Mays: Oh, stop it...
Kareem Ali: Real men...all I'm sayin'!
They take their corners and Tracy Indiana and Darren Pesinger start the match as the bell rings! First they look to lock up and the muscling for position begins. Finally, Pesinger flips Tracy over in a classic hip toss. The cowboy follows up with a another classic; an armbar!
Martin Mays: Pesinger has started off old school with us; trying to slow the pace and wear his opponent down.
He suddenly flips him up in a fireman's carry and slams him hard in what ends up looking like a samoan drop!
Kareem Ali: I'm not sure if that's what he meant to do, but it looked good at the end!
Darren locks up Tracy's arm and tags Jack in! As Pesinger holds him, Ripper jumps to the second rope and hits Indiana with a leg drop! Darren exits the ring and Jack goes to work hitting hard kicks to the larger opponents ribs! As Tracy goes to get up, Ripper surprises him with a roll up!
ONE!
TWO!
TH...Kickout!!
Martin Mays: Oh! A two count!
The crowd: TWO!!!!!!
Indiana gets up and goes to tag his partner in, but Jack quickly surprises him with a hurricarana!
Kareem Ali: I don't remember reading about that being on his move set!
Martin Mays: Well, obviously, he's added to his list, eh?
Jacks up fast and gets a running start and tags his partner in on the move. He hits Indiana with the JACK ATTACK (running flying super kick) and Darren jumps in with a little southern discomfort(Rough Rider)!
Martin Mays: These guys have been on a roll ever since their win at OVERDRIVE!
Kareem Ali: No kidding! If our ACW Elitist don't pick up the pace, Rippercussion will run all over them!
Darren goes for the pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THR....Kickout!
Pesinger gets a little frustrated, but goes into a bearhug submission!
Kareem Ali: Now he's just wearing Tracy down! Mercy better get in that ring soon or...
The cameras catch a couple of incoming images!
Martin Mays: Oh, no way!!
It's El Loko and Maddog and they go for Mercy and Indiana! Darren and Jack roll to the outside seeming surprised. Jack begins to accuse Pesinger and he denys knowing anything. El Loko had caught Mercy from behind and slammed his knee into the turnbuckle. Maddog just slide into the ring and began to work on the elbow of Indiana. Behind them is Wisecrack with a steel pipe. As El loko is slamming Mercy's knee into the steel steps, the cracked clown takes a shot; nailing Steven's already damaged knee with the pipe! Wisecrack throws the pipe to Maddog, but before he can hit Indiana, Jack Ripper is in the ring and grabbing the pipe. Jack is scolding the Hispanic Horror, but he doesn't care or understand! Jack throws the pipe out of the ring and the ref is calling for the bell! Maddog attacks Jack from behind! Darren doesn't wait, but goes to his partner's aid! El Loko is there too now and the four of the PWA originals are warring in the ring! The trainers are checking Steven Mercy's knee and calling for a stretcher! Indiana has rolled out of the ring to see about his friend.
Ashley Sparxxx: Your winners due to Disqualification; Steven Mercy and Tracy Indiana!!
Suddenly, Pesinger goes bonkers and clotheslines El Loko out of the ring and send them both hard to the floor!! Jack is outmanuevering Maddog in the ring, but Wisecrack is calling in the troops and they obey. The Lunatic World Order run to the back being pursued by Rippercussion.
Martin Mays: I'm not sure what we're seeing here, folks. Steven Mercy took quite a shot to the knee with that pipe! The trainers aren't taking any chances. They are taking him in for some xrays.
Kareem Ali: Damn Lunatics!
Martin Mays: We'll be right back...
The scene fades with the paramedics wheeling Mercy up the ramp.
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After another promo for RIOT ACT, the scene fades in to the PWA (or what's left of it) standing ready with young Mr. Macelroy, the intern interviewer. Claressa stands in the center with Zack Bronko and Lord Peter Vyciuos at either side.
Macelroy: Claressa King, what are we seeing tonight? I mean, at OVERDRIVE you and the PWA ran in after the ACW Heavyweight championship and decimated the ACW Elite! Tonight, you turned your back on Abram Vance and are now at odds with Rippercussion. Is this wise considering you need all the help you can get?
Claressa: NEED? Really? Listen young man! We don't NEED any of them. We don't NEED Jacqui Monroe. In fact, we are already in negotiations to replace her. Jack Ripper was never in. Darren will have to make his mind up fast about who pays his bills. And Vance?
The usually quiet Zack Bronko speaks: I'll take this one, Ressa. Vance is a waste of space! Ressa here let me call this one. Seeing that me and Abram have had some contact in several shows outside of here and PWA. Everywhere he's been, he's been deadweight. He doesn't do what he's told. He endangers all around him. And, to boot, he's washed up. Nah, we don't need that old man. Like Ressa said, we don't need Jacqui M. We don't need Rippercussion or Abram Vance. And, as far as that goes, we don't need Andrew Sanders or whoever he is this week!
Claressa finishes it up: Now, if you'll excuse us, we are on our way to show the so-called ACW ELITE what we are capable of. After tonight, they will know we are serious. Come on, boys.
The PWA leaves.
Macelroy: Back to you, Martin!
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We come back from a sponsored commercial to see the crowd hyped and ready for the next match.
Ashley Sparxxx: *Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for your MAIN EVENT!
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The crowd erupts into a sea of boos as Zack 'The Badass' Bronko steps out onto the stage. *He is flanked by Claressa King and her faithful lacky, Lord Peter Vycious.
Ashley Sparxxx: *Coming to the ring, from Long Beach, California, weighing in at 299 lbs, he is ZACK BRONKO!!
The nearly seven foot giant simply walks down to the ring and ascends the stairs. *Entering the ring, he lifts both arms high in victory and his accomplices take their place on the far side of the ring.
Martin Mays: *These PWA guys have been busy. *Although, I have to say, lately, Bronko has kept to dealing out punishment to the PWA guys; trying to keep them in line.
Kareem Ali: *Yeah, it's been a massive damage control issue with them. *But it doesn't seem to effect them any. *They roll on.
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The crowd gets loud and angry fast!
Ashley Sparxxx: *AND joining him in the ring, accompanied to the ring by Wisecrack, *EL LOKO and MADDOG, they are the LUNATIC WORLD ORDER!
Wisecrack is the first one through the curtain. *But he's swiftly followed by his lumbering luchadores.
Martin Mays: *I can't believe these guys have the audacity to show their faces after what they JUST did to Steven and Tracy!
Kareem Ali: *Yeah, no word as to the condition of Steven Mercy, but we WILL keep you posted.
Bronko is over in the corner, not looking that happy to be in the ring with the lunatics. *El Loko and Maddog are mounting the corners while their manager, the cracked clown takes center stage.*
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Suddenly, the Hispanic Wonder Twins and all parties PWA spin around to see who's coming to the ring!
Ashley Sparxxx: And their opponents; First out, from Melbourne, Austrailia, he is the AX, DREW ALEXANDER!!!
The ACW crowd is hot and they are on their feet.
As Alexander steps out on stage and gives the crowd a moment to let it all sink in...
Martin Mays: *In two weeks, this man will be going up against the ACW champion, SYN for the belt. *But tonight, they have to work together!
Kareem Ali: *I don't see it happening, personally. *These three have way too much water under the bridge to just forgive or forget.
Martin Mays: *Well, lets hope to GOD they can or we may be under new management.
Kareem Ali: *ANOTHER thing I don't see happening.
Alexander steps to the side...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhZvDJ2opsM*
Martin Mays: *The X-FACTOR is in the house and he's wearing his ACW International championship!
Kareem Ali: *What? *Does he pay you to do that?
Martin Mays: *No, but Phoenix does.
Eric Snow explodes through the curtain as the pyro goes off and the crowd's pitch just got louder!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G3kvZGWNgos*
The whole Yonkers Community Center erupts as Eric Snow steps to the side and the ACW Champion, SYN, slowly walks on stage.
Kareem Ali: *This is one strange, odd trio. *There's no way they're going to be able to work together!
Martin Mays: *Well, they have to! *It's for the survival of the ACW!
Suddenly, as if on cue, all three ACW ELITE members run to the ring. *The lunatics and Bronko vacate the ring as Snow and Alexander mount the corners and SYN stands center ring and holds his championship high.
Martin Mays: *This is ACW royalty right now...here to defend all our honor and pay these sons of bitches back for what they did at OVERDRIVE!!
Suddenly, the PWA are back in the ring and fists begin to fly!!
Kareem Ali: *We got a fight now!!
The referee tries to restore order and finally gets them to leave the two who will begin the match!
El Loko and Drew Alexander begin as they circle each other looking for an opening. *Suddenly, the lunatic feigns a lunge but pulls back seeing Drew is ready for him. *Finally, Alexander attempts a lockup but gets spun around into a headlock. *Loko wrenches that hold; putting the pressure on. *He forces the AX toward the PWA corner and makes the tag to his brother, Maddog.
Martin Mays: *These guys are identical twins and I can't tell them apart.
Kareem Ali: *I got no problem with that...that's Maddog.
Martin Mays: *How can you tell?
Kareem Ali: *Well, El Loko was in first.
Martin Mays: *Once again, how do you know?
Kareem Ali: *Are you trying to confuse me?
Martin Mays: *Not hard, apparently.
Maddog, instead of getting into the ring, mounts the corner. *El Loko picks Alexander up and drops him with a military press slam. *Maddog follows up with a diving elbow and a pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THR...Kickout!
Maddog gets a little frustrated; thinking he had the pin. *He stands up and puts the boot to his ribs. *The lunatic goes for a powerbomb, but Alexander wiggles out and runs for the tag! *Suddenly, Snow is in and hits Maddog with a *series of clotheslines! *Quickly, the spry International Champion slaps the fallen lunatic in a half crab. *El Loko runs in and knocks Drew off his brother. *The referee gives him a warning. *Loko snaps at the official literally.
Kareem Ali: *Did El Loko try to bite the official? *DAMN!
While Maddog gets up, Alexander tags in Eric Snow! *The X-FACTOR jumps the ropes and hits the lunatic with a spinning heel kick! *He follows up with a standing moonsault and a pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE....
Maddog forces his arm up! *Snow doesn't even blink, but grabs the Mexican's legs and slaps a leg lock on. *
Martin Mays: *Looks like figure four!
Kareem Ali: *Must be something he learned off Christopher Flair!
Snow puts on the pressure as Maddog screams and tries to pull himself to the ropes close to the PWA side. *Miraculously, he reaches the ropes and the referee gives Eric a five count. *Snow finally lets go and gets a running ricochet against the far ropes, but stops as Maddog tags in the BADASS, Zack Bronko!
Kareem Ali: *Business is about to pick up, folks!
At first, the much bigger Bronko simply stalks Snow. *Eric doesn't even look for a tag although SYN is begging for one! *Snow, suddenly, hits the big man with some sharp kicks to the legs.
Martin Mays: *Trying to chop the giant down. *That's a tough tree there, Eric!
Bronko shows a little sign of weakening. *So Snow tries to gain some momentum off the far ropes again and launches into a cross body block! *Unfortunately, Zack recovers and catches him! *He, then, throws SNOW who regroups in his corner. *SYN tags himself in, much to Eric's dismay, and goes straight for the big man with a body block of his own. *This time, Bronko's not ready for it and falls back into the corner. *The ACW Champion gets a running start and hits the BADASS with a massive splash in the corner! *He follows up with an attempted bulldog, but is pushed away hard. *SYN lands in his corner hard! *Bronko hits him with a knee to the face and knocks Alexander off the apron!
Eric Snow tags himself in and, jumping to the top rope, catches Bronko in a diving hurricarana! *The crowd gives a big pop!! *Snow wastes no time climbing to the top of the other corner and launching in an X-SPLASH!! *But Zack rolls out of the way, leaving the highflyer to crash to the mat!
Kareem Ali: Crash and Burn people! * He shoulda stayed grounded!
Bronko goes for the pin!
ONE!
TW...Kick out!
Martin Mays: Not even two!!
Bronko goes to pick Snow up and tries to slam him, but he escapes! *Eric reverses it into the X-FACTOR (Swinging Reverse STO)! *The crowd jumps to its feet and so does Snow! *But, as he goes to get the big guy up, Bronko shoves him into his own corner and Drew Alexander is waiting. *He forces the tag and gets into the ring and runs right into a massive clothesline! *Bronko picks him up and drops him in the ZACKBREAKER (tilt-a-whirl Backbreaker)! *SYN is on the top of the turnbuckle and launches into a swanton!! *Bronko catches him and flips him a body slam! *
The cameras cut to the outside of the ring where El Loko and Maddog are keeping Snow busy and having a hard time of it! *Bronko goes for SYN but gets a kick to the face. *The Champion kips up and DDTs the giant! *Then, follows up with some TWISTED THRILLS (standing corkscrew Shooting Star Press)! *And goes for the pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THR...Alexander pulls SYN off!
Martin Mays: What in the hell?
Drew gives the champ a kick to the guy and drops him with a SUPLEX STUNNER! *As Alexander smiles, he turns into the face of Zack Bronko. *Without hesitation, the BADASS gives the cocky superstar a kick of his own and flips him up; dropping him with the JACKNIFE POWERBOMB!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
The bell rings as SNOW loses ground outside the ring. *Bronko begins to punish the champ with a Bronko LOCK! *Alexander is out as Wisecrack paints a happy face on him.
Suddenly, Jacqui Monroe and Raiden Blaze run to help Eric Snow! *And, from the back comes Jack Ripper who slides in and stands up to Zack Bronko! *The BadAss stares down at the smaller man. *Pesinger runs in and tries to talk Jack into leaving it be. *We can see Bronko say 'Better Listen to him'.
As Monroe and Blaze get caught up with the LWO, Wisecrack sneaks up to Eric Snow with a steel pipe. *Suddenly, he is blindsided by an incoming Abram Vance. *He decimates the LWO manager and stands over him.
Abram Vance: *Damn Clowns. *I hate them.
It's utter pandemonium around the ring as the cameras catch the ACW Owner, Phoenix, storming to the ring. *Everybody stops as she slides into the ring.
Phoenix gets a mic: Ya Know what? *Fuck all of you! *I really don't care who runs this psycho circus anymore! *Here's the contract...whoever wants it can have it!
She drops the clipboard in the middle of the ring to massive heat. *The Yonkers crowd is NOT happy as Phoenix stops at the top of the ramp and takes one last look. *After a sigh and an angry tear, she turns and walks away.
The camera cuts to a closeup of the clipboard with the contract as it fades to black!