Donnie watches WWF 1985

[BigVanDonnie]

WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Greg Valentine-13/10/84
WWF Tag Team Champions: US Express-2/2/85
WWF Women's Champion: Leilani Kai

WWF Championship Wrestling
February 23rd, 1985
Poughkeepsie, NY

Match#1 US Express w/Lou Albano vs Steve Lombardi & Johnny Rodz
Fine squash from the kids as always, but after that Barry singles match we only should have one thing. Airplane spins ends it.
*

WWF Update-
-They show clips of Kai winning the women's title.
-Hayes says Wendi is using her rematch clause soon as she feels Moolah is to blame for the loss.

Greg Valentine makes his way out with his NEW MANAGER JIMMY HART. OH SHIT

Match#2 Greg Valentine w/Jimmy Hart vs Joe Mirto
Awesome Hammer squash as always, and Hart adds to it by being a little prick that causes more heat every time he moves his lips. Figure Four does the job.
**

Post match they celebrate, and it's wild to think how long they'll be together.

Mean Gene-
-Freddie Blassie. He says this will be the shortest reign in history thanks to his men. They're great wrestlers don't get him wrong, but they don't have what it takes to beat his team. Gene can't understand how Freddie can work with these two men when they and their countries have done so many horrible things. Freddie says he doesn't care, and Gene is wearing a red tie so maybe he should shut up. They'll win the titles managed by a commie.

Match#3 David Sammaratino vs R.T Reynolds
NO

Mean Gene-
-Lou Albano. Bad babyface promo about his team. Dude has lost his juice after that last insane promo.

Match#4 Don Muraco w/Mr Fuji vs Tony Garea
Don squashes this vile shitheel and warms out hearts the way it should be done. Brutal as fuck without a care in the world for Tony's life, and hey fuck him. Muraco counters a suplex into a cradle to win.
**

Piper's Pit with the Heenan Family. He loves them for humaliting Andre over and over again, and he hopes they never stop doing it. Piper says he's heard Heenan isn't even bringing the 15K to the bodyslam challenge anymore, but they're his friends and he knows Bobby will do it. Hennan freaks out and tries to get Piper to take it back as the show closes. Piper fucking with anyone and everyone rules

They show clips of Piper/Hogan

Match#5 Paul Orndorff w/Bobby Heenan vs Jim Young
Another fantastic Wonderful squash as he gets plenty of time to kick the fuck out of the kid and do his best possible work. Piledriver does it
**

Post match, the jobber is taken out on a stretcher.

Mean Gene-
-Hillbilly Jim. He brings on some snake oil and tells Gene he needs to drink it and rub some of it on his sore spots, and Gene says he's only going to medicinal purposes. Jim doesn't know what that means and says to take it. Jim drops his bandana on Gene's head and says he can have that but not his grandaddy's hat. Jim says he's going to get Gene the keys to Mudlick.
-Roddy Piper walks on and says he's taken Snuka out of a tree and killed him 3 times, but he keeps popping up no matter what he does. HE'S GOING TO BOSTON TO FINISH THIS JOB

 

[Sky]

I applaud the decision to skip David Sammartino honestly... he had a run in All Japan after WWF were done with him. He actually has multiple singles matches with Kenta Kobashi

 

[BigVanDonnie]

WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Greg Valentine-13/10/84
WWF Tag Team Champions: US Express-2/2/85
WWF Women's Champion: Leilani Kai

WWF All-Star Wrestling
February 23rd, 1985
Hamilton, Ontario

While doing the rundown, the commentators call Anvil NEEDHART in a very funny moment.

Match#1 Tony Atlas vs Mr X
Shocking to think Tony wasn't on the first Mania card given how much Vince adored him. Truly shocking. Bad outing for Tony as always, and it's never going to get good. Press Slam and Splash ends it.
Not sucking on toes

At ringside, Tony is interviewed. He says if you're aren't serious about this world you need to leave, or you're going to hospital. He rambles about how much he lifts and it's super lame and not something a babyface should be saying. Anyway, he's going to take care of business. He then talks about how his wife won't kiss him anymore and makes him sleep outside with the dog. WHAT THE FUCK MAN.

WWF Update-
-Same one as Championship

Match#2 David Sammartino vs Gino Carbello
fuck no

WWF WRESTLEMANIA MARCH 31ST ON PPV. BE A PART OF HISTORY.
-US EXPRESS VS SHEIK & VOLKOFF FOR THE TAG TITLES
-ANDRE VS STUDD
-VALENTINE VS JYD FOR THE IC TITLE
-KAI VS RICHTER FOR THE WOMEN'S TITLE
-HOGAN & MR T VS PIPER & WONDERFUL

WE ARE HERE

Match#2 Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff w/Freddie Blassie vs Rick McGraw & Nick D'Carlo
Another crummy one for the heels thanks to Nic being awful. Massive sack of shit. He wins with his backbreaker.
1/2*

Interviews-
-Valentine & Hart. Hammer says you couldn't have the rock and roll connection without them, and JYD might be tough but he's going down.

Match#3 Hillbilly Jim w/Lou Albano vs Goldie Rodgers
Jim is now with Albano for some extra pops, but it's super weird as they've never been pals up to this point. Good stuff from Jim as he keeps to power and some funny comedy moments of him being really happy when he does something right. He wins with a Bearhug
*

Blackjack's BBQ with Fuji & Jim Neidhart. Anvil says he's been very helpful to him and helping him become an anvil and one of the best in the world. He banters with Jack about football and calls him a benchwarmer. Anvil says he can toss an anvil 25 feet any time he wants.

They show the footage of Piper/Hogan again.

Mean Gene-
-Hogan & Mr T. Hogan says he's been beaten up before, but never ever liked this. He was getting his head kicked in and his brother saved him and he's forever thankful. He asked him to stick by his side and take them on and he's agreed. T says he doesn't want none of that clean stuff, this is the combat zone and they'll get dirty and rough. They're going back to the streets where they know how to fight. Hogan says this man knows how to fight like few others, and they're going to fight to the death. THEY'VE GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER JUST LIKE ROCKY 3. THIS ROCKS SO MUCH

 

[BigVanDonnie]

I applaud the decision to skip David Sammartino honestly... he had a run in All Japan after WWF were done with him. He actually has multiple singles matches with Kenta Kobashi

i never knew that! That sounds horrible and the type of trash i want to see one day when i'm really drunk

 

[BigVanDonnie]

WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Greg Valentine-13/10/84
WWF Tag Team Champions: US Express-2/2/85
WWF Women's Champion: Leilani Kai

WWF Championship Wrestling
March 2nd, 1985
Poughkeepsie, NY

Match#1 Tito Santana vs Carl Furry
Tito unloads furry on the real one for a few minutes in another fantastic squash. It's either him or Greg winning WOTY bar anything unexpected. Dude is just pure magic. Figure Four ends it.
**

WWF Update-
-JYD is really popular and maybe also addicted to coke.

Match#2 Jim Neidhart w/Jimmy Hart vs Jim Powers
FUCK YEAH HART IS HERE WITH ONE OF THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE TEAM. (sorry). Awesome musclehead squash from Anvil as he fucks up Powers and make him eat shit in epic form. Anvil slams him on the concrete floor and Hart laughs his ass off at him. Bless. Running Powerslam does it.
**

Mean Gene-
-JYD is here and is going to bite Bob Orton and chew on him like a bone, and then do some of that sweet coke. He dances with Gene to close it.

Match#3 Brutus Beefcake w/Johnny Valiant vs Paul Roma.
Oh fuck you for wreaking a great streak of killer squashes, you shitheads. Brutus wins with his knee after a million terrible minutes.
Poop

Mean Gene-
-Lou Albano cuts a promo kissing up to all the faces that will be wrestling in Boston.
-US Express walk on and cut another dreadful promo.

Match#4 US Express w/Lou Albano vs Pat Poland & Gino Carbello
Incredible name on the jobber. Same old fun squash from the Express, and i can't say more than that. Running bulldog on Poland gets it done.
*

Piper's Pit with Ace and Wonderful. Piper says they're going to see footage of complete garbage and trash of him having the title stolen from him. T has the stupidest haircut in history, and now he's heard they want to fight them in a tag match. A tall blonde fake champion and a small black man pretending to be a tough guy. If they're dumb enough to do this, then they'll accept and leave them laying in MSG.

Footage of the title switch airs.

Before the next match, Heenan brings out a bag of 15 grand for any ham an egger who can slam Stuff, AND ANDRE WALKS OUT TO ACCEPT IT. OH MY GOD. THE CROWD GOES INSANE, AND STUDD DARES HIM TO GET IN, BUT BOBBY FREAKS OUT AND BEGS THE REF TO GET RID OF HIM!! Andre drops down and laughs at them before leaving on his own accord. That ruled.

Match#5 Big John Studd & Ken Patera w/Bobby Heenan vs Rick McGraw & SD Jones.
Another fine one for the Family thanks to Kenny being good again and having some fun fights with McGraw. Ken wins with a shoulderbreaker
*3/4

WRESTLEMANIA MARCH 31ST ON PPV

They replay Hogan and T's promo from last week to close the show.

 

[BigVanDonnie]

WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Greg Valentine-13/10/84
WWF Tag Team Champions: US Express-2/2/85
WWF Women's Champion: Leilani Kai

WWF All-Star Wrestling
March 2nd, 1985
Hamilton, Ontario

We cut in on Tito celebrating a win. booooooo

Match#1 Greg Valentine w/Jimmy Hart vs Paul Roma
Woooooo. Hammer murders this rat faced shitheel to make up for the missing Tito squash. Figure Four ends the fun.
**

Jack Reynolds-
-Sheik & Nik. They're going to humble and break these pretty American boys and take the tiles back to the best countries in the world.

Match#2 Luc Poirer vs Gino Carbello
Fuck this.

BUY WRESTLEMANIA IT'LL BE ON PPV

Match#3 Paul Orndorff w/Bobby Heenan vs Ronnie Hutchison
Another spectacular squash from the Wonderful one. Not sure how his squash will go once he turns in a few weeks, but i'm holding out hope he doesn't lose anything. Sick piledriver ends it.
**

POST MATCH HE HITS AN EVEN MEANER ONE TO SEND HIM OUT ON THE STRETCHER. WONDERFUL GETS THE MIC AND SAYS THAT STRETCHER IS MADE FOR HOGAN AND T, AND THEY'LL NEED WHEN HE GETS DONE WITH THEM.

They replay Piper's Pit

Then they replay the title switch.

Match#4 Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff vs The Marcus Brothers.
Another shitty one thanks to Nik being the dirt worst. Clutch at least ends it
1/2*

 

[BigVanDonnie]

WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Greg Valentine-13/10/84
WWF Tag Team Champions: US Express-2/2/85
WWF Women's Champion: Leilani Kai

WWF Championship Wrestling
March 9th, 1985
Poughkeepsie, NY

Match#1 Junkyard Dog vs AJ Pertruzi
THUMP COKE LIFE AND DEATH

WWF Update-
ANDRE WANTS STUDD DEAD AND TO SLAM HIM. MAYBE NOT IN THAT ORDER.

Match#2 Don Muraco w/Mr Fuji vs Pete Pompell
Hell yes. Don works the neck this week with a gross nerve hold in between the normal sick offence. Tombstone does the deed.
**

Freddie Miller-
-Greg Valentine & Jimmy Hart. Hart says this is the greatest day of his life being by Hammer's side. Greg wanted a manager who was low down and dirty, like a snake in the grass, and here he is. They are pissed that Greg has to defend in a lumberjack match when anyone could be out there, and he demands this not happen. More than fair.

Match#3 Hillbilly Jim vs Charlie Fulton
Fine Jim squash. Fulton is dogshit as always, but Jim trucking him is rad and makes up for it. Bearhug ends it.
*

Sadly, this is Jim's last match for a while.

"Unfortunately, Morris was sidelined by an injury a few days later. At a show in San Diego, he appeared in Hogan's corner in a match between Hogan and Brutus Beefcake. While chasing Beefcake's manager Johnny V around ringside, Morris slipped on a wet spot and (legitimately) broke his leg. To help fill in the seven months during his recovery, similarly-dressed "family" members Uncle Elmer, Cousin Luke, and Cousin Junior were introduced for Morris to accompany to ringside as a manager.

Match#4 The Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff w/ Freddie Blassie vs. Sean O'Grady & Brian O'Grady
Quick and dirty squash. Clutch ends it
1/2*

Piper's Pit with Wonderful. He laughs at T and Hogan training 3 weeks before the beating of their lives. Wonderful says Hogan has never hanged or banged, and he can match him every day and make him eat every plate his reps. Ace got his arm broken in defence of then and they're training every day. Wonderful says T has stuck his nose where it doesn't belong and he's got three weeks to think about how stupid he is. Piper says they are the real thing and make nothing of their lives without thinking twice. Good lord.

Match#5 Greg Valentine w/Jimmy Hart vs Aldo Marino
Standard sick as hell Hammer squash. Crazy that he's not fighting Tito at Mania. Figure Four does it.
**

WRESTLEMANIA THE GREATEST EVENT EVER.

Incredible training video of Hogan & T
A video airs of Hogan and Mr. T working out together. Mr. T has 5 tacos, and then he agrees to go to Venice Beach for the hanging and banging. They then lift weights and Mr. T constantly says he pities the fools. Hogan says they've gone back to basics, so that's why they went back to Venice Beach. Mr. T says Hogan is gonna get his pythons ready and then he's going to teach Hogan about jungle warfare. They then go running and shit. "Eye of the Tiger" montage again. Really well put together piece.

 

[Sky]

Not only does Hillbilly Jim get injured we're introduced to that fucking atrocious entourage of his, especially fat fuck Uncle Elmer

 

[GARBAGE]

Cousin Junior has a match vs. one of the Moondogs in 85 that's actually a blast imo

 

[BigVanDonnie]

WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Greg Valentine-13/10/84
WWF Tag Team Champions: US Express-2/2/85
WWF Women's Champion: Leilani Kai

WWF Championship Wrestling
March 16th, 1985
Poughkeepsie, NY

RICKY STEAMBOAT MAKES HIS DEBUT TONIGHT. OH MY SWEET JESUS YES.

Match#1 US Express w/Lou Albano Albano vs Rusty Brookes & Terry Gibbs
Standard squash from the Express. I don't give a fuck anymore tbqh. Bulldog does it.
*

WWF Update-
-Hype for the women's title match

WRESTLEMANIA 31 MOTHERFUCKERS.

Match#2 Ricky Steamboat vs Steve Lombardi
"Yes sir, the steamer is here" -Vince.
Wonderful debut squash from the Dragon as he runs right through Brawler with all his amazing offence as he's SO smooth and crisp at this point in time. Steamboat survives some token offence and then skins the cat and murders him again. He wins with a sick flying Crossbody off the top.
**

Mean Gene-
-Hulk Hogan. He will be facing Muraco in Boston with Mr T in his corner. The people keep asking him about the 31st, but they seem to have forgotten he has to fight between now and then and defend the title. T will watch his back against Fuji, and he's now his bodyguard for the next year so he's safe and sound. Bitch act for a babyface to hire protection tbh.

Match#3 King Kong Bundy w/Jimmy Hart vs Mario Mancini
Big debuts happening tonight on the road to WrestelMania. Love to see it so much. Fun fat monster squash with lots of clubbering and fat offence to kill poor Mario dead. Running Avalanche does it.
**

Post match, he hits an elbow and demands the ref count to 5. Fuck yeah.

Mean Gene-
-Don Muraco. He has turned and drank the water to get this match and he has waited and lost blood in the water for this moment. He knows Hogan is busy being famous and all that, but he's not being a man and he's gotta go down. All the blood he has laid down has been for this big shot, and Hogan better not look down the road when he's right there. He is the man who is going to put Hogan down.

In a pre-tape, Gene sits down with Billy Martin and talks to him about Mania.

Match#4 Big John Studd w/Bobby Heenan vs Jim Young
Decent showing for Studd. He's still very limited, but he's ok beating some ass. NEVERMIND THAT SHIT, ANDRE RUSHES THE RING AND ATTACKS HIM FOR THE DQ
HELL YEAH

THEY HAVE A SICK MONSTER FIGHT AND ANDRE CHOPS HIM IN THE FUCKING THROAT AND SENDS HIM RUNNING.

Piper's Pit with Brutus & Johnny V. Piper says they have a match coming up with David Sammartino. NO. V says they'll take them out like they took out Hillbilly Jim, and Bruno jnr is next on the hit list. Piper confirms that Jim broke his leg. Piper says they are the cream of the crop.

ALI WILL BE AT WRESTLEMANIA



Match#5 Wendi Richter vs Peggy Lee
Bad 6 minute showcase for Wendi. Sucks to see her get a big shot and blow it, but it what it is. Wendi wins with a bad sunset flip
1/2*

 

[BigVanDonnie]

WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Greg Valentine-13/10/84
WWF Tag Team Champions: US Express-2/2/85
WWF Women's Champion: Leilani Kai

WWF All-Star Wrestling
March 16th, 1985
Hamilton Ontario

Mike Rotundo vs AJ Pertruzi
Oh joy, just what we needed. Fine ass basic squash for fine ass basic IRS. Airplane Spin does it.
*

Match#2 David Sa
Not a chance

Mean Gene-
-Gene runs down the entire Mania card with the new stip being Andre & Studd is now a bodyslam match.
-JYD comes out and talks about his desire to do coke off the IC title.

Match#3 Tito Santana vs Gino Carbello
Tito gets the show back on track with another good outing. Figure Four ends another to send the message.
**

Mean Gene-
-Heenan Family. Bobby says Andre isn't putting anything on the line for this, so he should put his career on the line for it. Studd says he's walking out with the title of GIANT.

Match#4 Big John Studd w/Bobby Heenan vs Bob Marcus
Decent squash from the fake giant. Elbow does it.
*

Replay of Piper's pit

Replay of the Piper training video.

 

[BigVanDonnie]

Awesome live Piper's pit

Ricky Steamboat vs Terry Gibbs (17/3/85-MSG)
Super fun MSG debut for Ricky. He does all his stuff in front of a white hot crowd and it's very much a great squash to show everyone how good he is. Crossbody gets it.
**

Greg Valentine (c) vs Tito Santana (WWF Intercontinental Championship-Lumberjack Match)
Every big star bar Hogan and Andre are the Jacks, so it's at least not low card goobers. Hammer cheap shots Tito and goes to work right away, and it quickly turns into another insane fight between them and it's the best. Hammer cuts him off with an atomic drop and beats his ass for a few minutes in a fun control seg. The Jacks finally get involved and beat up both dudes at points which all their roles need to be. Hammer keeps kicking the shit out of him and gets more and more brutal as always, and Tito sells like complete death. Tito finally manages to kick him in the guts and mounts a comeback and beats Hammer's ass in return. Tito finally locks in the figure four, but that bitch Studd drags Hammer to the topes to break it up, AND TITO GOES AFTER HIM AND SMACKS HIM AND THEN HE AND HAMMER FIGHT AGAIN,. THEY CLUNK HEAD AND HAMMER FALLS ON TOP AND GETS THE 3.
**3/4

 

[BigVanDonnie]

WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Greg Valentine-13/10/84
WWF Tag Team Champions: US Express-2/2/85
WWF Women's Champion: Leilani Kai

WWF Championship Wrestling
March 23rd, 1985
Poughkeepsie, NY

Match#1 Junkyard Dog vs Mr X
THUMP COCAINE

WWF Update-
-Andre is on an episode of Tuesday Night Titans with Vince. Vince says the Family wants him to put his career on the line to make it fair, but Andre shakes his head and doesn't seem like he wants to do it, so Vince says some fans may think he has a yellow streak down his back. SO ANDRE GRABS VINCE BY THE FRONT OF HIS SHIRT AND LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND AND SCREAMS THAT HE ACCEPTS. GOOD LORD.

Match#2 Brutus Beefcake w/Johnny Valiant vs Joe Mirto
Fine Brutus squash as he lays in his shots and does ok as an angry squash guy. Maybe it's just his face turn that makes him the worst ever, but we'll find out together. That sounds like a threat, and i didn't mean it like that. Or did i. High Knee does it.
*3/4

Mean Gene-
-Jimmy Hart & Greg Valentine promote another lumberjack match with Tito, but we don't have footage so whatever.

Match#3 Leilani Kai vs Susan Starr
Kai's piece of shit manager is ringside, but fuck writing her name ever again outside of a match. Fine showcase for Kai as she's much better than Wendi and should have kept the title for longer. Kai wins with a boot to the chest.
*1/2

Mean Gene-
-Hogan is going to the combat zone to beat up Muraco and party all the way to WrestleMania.

Match#4 David get fucked buddy

Match#5 Tito Santana vs Rick Savage
Not the Savage we want him facing, but still good shit from Tito. Figure Four ends it.
**

Replay of the live Piper's pit

Match#6 Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff w/ Freddie Blassie vs. Tony Garea & Jim Powers
Really crap again. I hate this team so much. Clutch ends it.
1/2*

Mean Gene-
-Bobby Heenan comes on and says he can't believe Andre was stupid enough to put his career on the line, but then again, he absolutely CAN believe that. That's why he's The Brain. He brings on his giant, Big John Studd, and he says they will retain $15,000 and Andre the Giant will be out of wrestling.

 

[BigVanDonnie]

WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Greg Valentine-13/10/84
WWF Tag Team Champions: US Express-2/2/85
WWF Women's Champion: Leilani Kai

WWF All-Star Wrestling
March 23rd, 1985
Hamilton, Ontario

Match#1 Rick Steamboat & Jimmy Snuka vs Goldie Rodgers & Terry Gibbs
Goddamn it. Ricky is the best and more than handles these two scrubs, and Jimmy actually does good power stuff and helps the match. He press slams Ricky onto one of them for the 3.
**

Mean Gene-
-BUY WRESTLEMANIA

Match#2 Greg Valentine w/Jimmy Hart vs Jim Powers.
Fun murder of Powers. Figure Four does the deed.
*3/4

Mean Gene-
-Greg Valentine & Jimmy Hart. Hammer is going to make a statement at the biggest show ever, and the only gold JYD will have is around his neck. He will prove he is the master of the Figure Four.

Match#3 British Bulldogs vs Rene Goulet & Terry Glows
Jesse loves how jacked they are and sings their praises, which is cool considering they're faces. Good shit from the boys are they throw them around and do some sweet high flying antics which is rad. Ode to Bulldogs does it.
**

replay of Piper's Pit

Match#4 US Express vs Charlie Fulton & Mario Mancini
5 minute showcase for the Express. I don't love it, but at least they're getting proper time to maybe get better as a team. Airplane Spin ends it.
*3/4

 

[BigVanDonnie]

WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Greg Valentine-13/10/84
WWF Tag Team Champions: US Express-2/2/85
WWF Women's Champion: Leilani K

WWF Championship Wrestling
March 30th, 1985
Poughkeepsie, NY

Match#1 US Express vs Buddy Rose & Jim Harley
BUDDY IS BACK AND HE MAKES FINK SAY HE WEIGHS 227 POUNDS. He drags them into the best squash yet as he beats Mike's boring ass and makes him sell and give a shit, and then bumps big for Barry. Airplane spin gets it
**

WWF Update-
BUY MANIA IN 24HRS.

Match#2 King Kong Bundy w/Jimmy Hart vs Paul Roma
Bundy kills rat boy. Woooooo. He kills him with fat and then hits the Avalanche to win.
**

Mean Gene-
-WRESTLEMANIA

Match#3 Ricky Steamboat vs Rick Savage
Again, not the savage we want, but he'll do for now. Great stuff from Ricky again as he's became the best squash guy in the company along with Tito and Hammer. He unloads some gross chops and wins with the Crossbody.
**

Mean Gene-
-Andre. He's going to collect that 15 grand and then he's going to make the entire family pay for what they did to him.

Match#4 Don Muraco w/Mr Fuji vs Jim Powers
Fuck yeah, murder that scumbag big Don. He batters the shit out of him with elbows and knees, and it's the best. Spike Tombstone ends it.
**

We go to the Pit where Piper has a toilet seat and shoves it over a poster of Hogan and T. Wonderful gets out a banana and calls T a "spider monkey" before feeding it to the poster. Ace then smashes his cast against the poster and brings the entire set down. The dirtiest and scummiest bastards in the world.

Match#5 Greg Valentine vs Pete Pompelle
Another killer one for our hero. He works and nukes the leg because walking is for pussies, and Greg is no pussy. Figure Four does it.
**