Donnie watches TNA 2005

[BigVanDonnie]

NWA-TNA World Heavyweight Campion; Jeff Jarrett-3/11/05
NWA-TNA X-Division Champion: AJ Styles-11/9/05
NWA-TNA World Tag Team Champions; America's Most Wanted-22/10/05

TNA IMPACT
December 3rd, 2005
Impact Zone

In the back, DW says he's here to meet Raven to talk about his Clockwork House of Fun match tonight. Samoa Joe walks past him with the bloody towel still around his neck, and Don bravely follows and asks why he's here when he's not scheduled for tonight. Joe lifts up his fists to loosen his wrist to show they are taped and have AJ written on them. OH GOD, AJ IS ABOUT TO DIE.

Bobby Heenan then walks on and says he's here because the White Sox are in town, so wouldn't he be here. Ok, then.

Match#1 Petey Willams vs Austin Aries vs Alex Shelley vs Chris Sabin
SHELLEY DEBUTS THE VIDEO CAMERA AND TRIPOD AS TENAY SAYS HE'S A STUDENT OF THE GAME AND TAPES HIS MATCHES. HERE WE GO. Wonderful 6 minute spotfest with everyone going apeshit right away and doing a million cool things at 100kms. Aries is again the standout as he's beyond smooth and amazing, and just meshes so well with the other 3. He and Shelley go at it again and it's wicked as Shelley breaks out a nasty spin kick and uses the Skullfuck for the first time in TNA. Sabin gets uncorked and beats the shit out of Alex, leading to DW saying the tapes will be useful to show how to avoid that. Petey kills Aries with the CD, but Sabin runs up behind and hits a dropkick on him and then hits the Cradleshock to win.
**3/4

In the back, Terry Taylor debuts interviewing AMW. They're watching 3D's funeral and laughing at it. Harris says it was a tribute to a team who was once the best in the world, but now they're the best and beat them at their own game. Storm says they're calling their own shot and perfect the table match. Sorry, bout your damn luck.

Match#2 Abyss w/James Mitchell vs Kenny King
Kenny makes his debut getting horribly killed by Abyss. God Bless. Abyss nukes him in super cool ways, and Kenny bumps his ass for all of it. BHS does it.
*3/4

Post match, Mitchell says he hopes Sabu is listening like the subhuman monkey he is. The lights go out and Sabu comes out with the chair, and Abyss kicks it into his face and beats the shit out of him. He hurls him over the rail into the crowd and rams him into a wall and murders him some more. They fight to the outside where Mitchell gives Abyss the wire chair and makes him hit Sabu in the face with it as he's no longer afraid of it. Sabu's head is ripped over, AND ABYSS CHOKESLAMS HIM THROUGH A BUNCH OF GUARDRAILS.

We get more clips of Rhino talking about his struggles while in WWE dealing with his demons and then getting fired and losing his daughter after his wife left him.

Jeff Jarrett walks out and makes Tenay get in the ring with him as he bitches about something making him sick to his stomach. He thought this was TNA Impact, not Dr Phill. That was the biggest sappiest piece he's ever seen and he knows TNA management is behind it. They want Rhino as the top babyface so they can knock him off the mountain. Whose fault is it that Rhino trashed a hotel? HIS. Whose fault is it that his wife took the kid and went to Germany? HIS. Rhino bought his problems with TNA, and he's not the only one with problems, TNA is out to screw him after he built this company from the ground up. Gail won't return his calls after they bought in Jackie Gayda to slap him in the mouth last week, Tenay calls bullshit on him not knowing why he was slapped, so Jarrett tells him not to ever go there again or he's going to crush his voicebox. He says this is the flavour of the month again, and next month it will be Christian. He's sending Rhino back to the trailer park with a pack of smokes.

Christian Cage's music now hits and he comes out to the stage. He calls him slapnuts and says he heard him put the fan to sleep, when he couldn't help but here him mention HIS name. He gets the feeling he thinks he's the flavour of the month. Well, he's Captain charisma, you silly bastard. He's been here for a month and he's just like the fans who are board of him and sick and tired of him pissing and moaning about management being against him. He's broke some guitars and had bad haircuts, but he's contributed nothing to TNA. After he beats that jacked up Monty, he's coming for his destiny of the NWA World Championship because that's how he rolls. Jarrett says he's got two choices, get out of his business or fight him and get a taste of what Rhino is getting. Christian runs down and very, very good fight breaks out with some rights and lefts being thrown. Jarrett fights out of the Unprettier and bails for the hills. Bobby Roode runs in from behind and kills Christian with the Lariat and beats him down. Jackie runs out and confronts JJ again and slaps him. Christian and Roode brawl until blackshirts break it up.

In the back, Bullet Bob is with 4LK. He praises them all for being good at their jobs and shit, and they need remember they are family. BG says they'll show what family looks like.

Raven now comes out to the ring where Larry is standing by. He offers him his release again to do weird vampire things. Fucking nerd. Raven wants to sign it in his blood, so Larry brings up the girl again to piss him off. Larry runs away and comes back with the fucking Diamonds in the Rough as Raven's challengers for the match.

Match#3 Raven vs Diamonds in the Rough (Clockwork House of Fun)
This is short, bad and some classic Russo bullshit of a bad plunder brawl where somehow 3 dudes struggle to beat one. Raven takes a staple gun to the head and bleeds buckets in a cool moment. Cassidy tries to save with a cane, but he eats a trash can to the head. The Diamonds beat him some more, and Larry comes out and offers him his release again, but Raven spits on him. The Diamonds chuck Raven through a table and dogpile him to win.
1/2*


IN THE BACK, SAMOA JOE IS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF AJ STYLES. HE KNEES HIM IN THE FACE OVER AND OVER, AND GRABS HIM AND SHOUTS HE DOESN'T RESPECT HIS CODE. AMAZING.

 

[BigVanDonnie]

NWA-TNA World Heavyweight Campion; Jeff Jarrett-3/11/05
NWA-TNA X-Division Champion: AJ Styles-11/9/05
NWA-TNA World Tag Team Champions; America's Most Wanted-22/10/05

TNA IMPACT
December 8th, 2005
Impact Zone

Tonight; Christian vs Roode.

Match#1 America's Most Wanted & Jeff Jarrett w/Gail Kim vs Jeff Hardy & The Naturals
Nero is painted lime green again and COVERS JJ's entire body with it, and i can't imagine any wrestler actually didn't want to kill him at some point. This is a massive brawl around the Zone, and it's good times thanks to the teams beating the shit out of each other as only they can. Harris gets booted off the stage on top of Storm, and then Andy does a sick flip dive onto them. They fight to the ring and it's more classic good stuff, with JJ being thrown in for some new stuff. Nero hits Storm with the Swanton, but Harris drags him off and slams him into the rail. Storm kills Andy with the Superkick, and JJ hits Chase with the Stroke to win.
**1/2

Post match, they cuff Nero to the rail for being a green fool. AMW 3D Andy through a table to send a message.

Time for some amazing news for this review! This is Nero's final TV/PPV match as TNA suspends him again for no showing Turning Point, and they end up finally firing his dumb ass in June after they realise he's going to keep doing it like a massive prick. Thankfully, TNA won't do anything insane or detrimental like re-hiring him while he's facing drug trafficking charges and letting him fuck up again and again to the point he works a PPV main event against Sting high as goddamn kite. Which in turn finally kills any good will TNA had, and will then take a decade+ to recover any semblance of respect. No, nothing like that will possibly happen.

Rhino is super motivated and ready to taste his blood to get his title back.

in the back, Raven demands his title shot from Larry. Larry refuses and says he''s got someone special for Raven to face at Turning Point, before kicking him out again. Hate this so much.

Match#2 Samoa Joe vs Amazing Red
Red is back after nuking his knee, and he gets Joe in return. Brutal. Shelley films the match at ringside. Red tries to use his speed to have any chance, but Joe is a freak and cuts him off at every turn and beats the hell out of him in amazingly gross fashion with kicks and giant bombs. Muscle Buster and the Choke kill the Red.
**

Post match, Joe chases after Shelley for sticking the camera in his face.

In the ring AJ, Sabin & Dutt are standing by with Mike Tenay. Mike covers the amazing year TNA has had and how the X-Division has helped make that possible. He then talks about the White Sox winning the world series. He then introduces Bobby Heenan, Dale Torborg aka THE KISS DEMON & A. J. Pierzynski. They give the wrestlers baseball bats out of respect for their hard work and what not. Heenan gives them baseball Jersey's. The Diamonds interrupt to talk shit about this, and hey i can't really disagree. Least it's not NASCAR. Simon slaps Kiss Demon and a fight breaks out. Awful stuff, but my real question is why was AJ Styles there???

Match#3 Konnan & Kip James w/4LK vs Helvis & Sinn
50 terrible seconds before the faces win with their respective finishers.
FUCK OFF

In the back, Roode say Christian had a choice and he made a stupid one. He turned his back on Canada, and tonight he's going to prove he's the greatest and how a true Canadian wins. D'Amore says they could have ruled together but he dropped him on his head, so now he has a new family and he will feel the full force of it.

Match#4 Christian Cage vs Bobby Roode w/Scott D'Amore
CC's first time working as a face since early 2001, so he's rusty at it, but he makes it work with some amazing punches and meets Roode blow for blow. In a minute or so he's great at it and beats the crap out of Bobby wit some killer babyface basics, and Roode's bumping rocks. Bobby cuts off a tornado DDT by hanging Cage on the ropes and then boots him in the face to send him into the rail. He slams him on the ramp to hurt him more. Bobby's control seg rocks as he targets the stomach and back and beats the snot out of it, and it's so cool seeing him finally getting his big chance and running it with. Cage's selling is very good as his ribs hold him back from fighting back, and Bobby is able to cut him off with big shots to them. Cage catches him with a boot to the face, and Roode does a HHH inspired Flair drop in a nerd moment, but it's good so fuck it. Cage's comeback is marred with bullshit as the ref gets bumped and Monty gets involved because TNA just can't help themselves. Cage ducks out of the way of the Pounce, so D'Amore eats it. Christian then gets the stick and lowblows Bobby and hits the Unprettier to win.
**1/2

Post match, Monty attacks him from behind and lays him out with Pounce.

In the ring, Mitchell and Abyss are here. James says he taught Abyss to get over his fear by meeting head on and that's why the match is happening. Sabu knows better than anyone else how dangerous this match is and how in one moment he can rip an artery and die. He's going to take some of his flesh and feed it to his dogs. The lights go out and when they come back on the ropes have changed to Barbedwire and Sabu is looking at Abyss!!

BUY TURNING POINT.

 

[BigVanDonnie]

NWA-TNA World Heavyweight Campion; Jeff Jarrett-3/11/05
NWA-TNA X-Division Champion: AJ Styles-11/9/05
NWA-TNA World Tag Team Champions; America's Most Wanted-22/10/05

TNA TURNING POINT
DECEMBER 11TH, 2005
THE IMPACT ZONE​

Worst poster ever, and i am so sorry you have to look at Bubba's stupid face.

You know the score, opening video kicks ass.

Match#1 Sabu vs Abyss wFather James Mitchell (Barbed wire Massacre)
This is only 11 minutes so non time is wasted as these two crazy fuckers hack each other to shreds in the coolest and sickest ways possible. Entirely my shit. Sabu eats rib first after getting kicked off a pin and his stomach is all bloody. ABYSS DEADLIFTS HIM AND DROPS HIM THROAT AND FACE FIRST. JESUS FUCK. Sabu has to break out a spike to stab him in the arm just to get anything going, and the big man's arm is a mess. Sabu misses Air-Sabu and catches his legs on it in another crazy moment. Sabu finally manages to drop-toe-hold him into face first and turns into a sick back and forth where they both get killed time and time again. Sabu takes the lions share of it with his ribs and stomach getting cut up even worse along with his hands!
They use wire boards and fight over them, AND SABU IS PRESS SLAMMED ONTO IT. DUDE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Abyss goes for a running splash, but Sabu moves and Abyss goes face fucking first and it's stuck to him. SABU KICKS THE BOARD DOWN ONTO THE OTHER WIRE BOARD AND SANDWICHES HIM INTO AND HITS A RUNNING SENTON TO CRUSH HIM AND BEAT HIM FOR 3. HOLY FUCK
***1/4

Post match, Abyss has to be cut out of it and his entire body is cut to pieces and it's a gnarly sight. The fans chant for him because how couldn't you. Fantastic stuff.

At ringside. Mike and DW run down the most stacked PPV card ever.

Earlier today, JJ and Rhino arrived to the arena.

In the back, 4LK say words. I am beyond done, and i apologise to no one for it.

In the trainers room, Abyss is being stitched up. He hugs Mitchell in a really nice moment.

To kill more time, Mike and DW cover the history of AJ/Joe.

Match#2 Alex Shelley & Roderick Strong vs Austin Aries & Matt Bentley w/Traci
Perfect chance for TNA to bring in Jack, but they blow it and give us Bentley instead. Still, this is another super rad showcase for the division and GenNext as a whole as very few if any can touch them at this point. Shelley and Roddy work better together as they're a united duo, so they target Matt and beat his stupid dumb dumb face in for being alive and whatnot. They also beat up Aries for being one of the most insufferable talented people ever. Roddy picks Aries up on his shoulder and Shelley drills him in the face with a dropkick, AND RODDY DRIVES ARIES RIGHT DOWN ONTO HIS KNEE IN THE POWEBOMB SPOT. FUCKING CHRIST. Matt's hot tag is fine before things break down as they seem to always do. Everyone goes nuts again, and the heels hit each other on accident leading to Matt beating Shelley with a Superkick
**3/4

In the back, Monty Brown has a Bob the Builder doll and cuts a promo on it, which is a reference to a few weeks ago when he said Christian was wearing Bob like boots. I didn't mention it because it was lame and whatever, and i didn't actually think it would lead to anything of note. But hey, kudos to Monty for being a complete nutcase and doing this. He's never giving his spot to Cage as he's no Alpha Male in any way shape or form. He's getting dominated and Pounced. Period. JJ walks up behind him and says he doesn't get it as TNA management see Cage as the new golden boy and he's getting the shot. SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LAME DICKHEAD. I CAN'T TAKE THIS BULLSHIT ANY GODDAMN MORE. GO AWAY AND NEVER BOTHER ME AGAIN.

Raven makes his way out for this nonsense because TNA loves to throw segments of crap on me right after the other so i can't escape from it. Once a fucking again, Raven refuses to sign the release, so Larry brings out Chris Kanyon to face him. He's going by Chris K because lawsuits are funny and WWE are massive dickheads even when it comes to a man they never gave a shit about.

Match#3 Raven vs Chris K
1998 this is not. Kanyon is washed and spiralling in his life due to a lot of sad stuff, and Raven is fat and washed and can't help his buddy at all. It's all just a super sad state of affairs that i wish was different, but sometimes life is just cruel and awful. Raven with the Evenflow (no more caps, sadly ) and we move on.
1/4*

In the back, Team Canada argue about where Roode is, and EY gets very worried about it! Petey tries to hit him, but EY grabs his hands and says to stop doing that to him. D'Amore breaks up and then slaps EY for pissing him off. Fuck you. JJ walks on to speak Team Canada about TNA management hyping tonight up as the changing point of TNA and the face of the company in 2006. Jarrett says he can feel the scewjob coming and he needs to know they've got his back. Roode walks on and confirms they do indeed have his back. Weird segment.

Match#4 4 Live Kru vs Team Canada w/Scott D'Amore
For the last godforsaken time, we must do this again. I, and you are beyond done with these matches and me typing the same thing because i am a broken record that is stuck on the same part as TNA has refused to move on from a completely dead feud to try and reform a dead tag team that hasn't been a thing in 5 years. The Twilight Zone is very real and this is it. Konnan gets a chair AND FINALLY CRACKS KIP IN THE FUCKING HEAD. THANK YOU, K-DAWG. Roode makes the pin to win and end this forever.
5150

Post match, BG and Konnan go nose to nose as Truth tries to keep the peace. NAH, KONNAN HITS BG IN THE FACE WITH THE CHAIR AS WELL. HAHAHAHHAAHAH FUCK YEAH, KONNAN. He hugs Truth and asks him to come with him, but Truth is stunned and can't move.

Hype for baseball vs wrestlers. Yes, they have a hype video for a 3 day feud.

Bobby Heenan joins the booth in a wonderful moment.

Match#5 Chris Sabin, Sonjay Dutt & Dale Torborg wAJ Pierzynski vs The Diamonds in the Rough
Heenan is the best part as he tells everyone to cheat and riffs on memories about the good old days in Chicago. The good 4 wrestlers do their best to carry the load and turn it into a fine little tag match as Simon and Torborg are awful as hell and add nothing to it. Heenan distracts the ref so baseball guy can brake home plate on Simon's head, and Sabin and Sonjay can hit their finishers on him to win.
*3/4

Hype for Christian vs Monty. On one hand, it's bullshit that Monty has to fight for already won title shot, but the other hand says fuck him.

Match#6 Christian Cage vs Monty Brown (#1 Contenders Match)
Fun brawl to start with Cage again throwing wonderful punches and owning this big bitch in all new ways, and Monty is game for everything. Cage hits a sweet no hands dive off the top to Monty on the floor in a reminder he's still got a ton of stuff in the bank. Monty catches him and press slams to the floor in a nasty bump that sends Christian face first. Monty beats the shit out of him in the best control seg he's had all year as he's using sick power stuff, and Cage is bumping and selling his ass off for him. Monty's cutoffs are good as Cage builds things different and makes Monty come up with new stuff. The turnbuckle is pulled off during this as well. Monty really wreaks the back, and Cage's selling is wonderful. Cage finally fights back with the great punches again, and it turns in a fun finishing run. Christian breaks out the Frog Splash for the first time, and it's a great one. Monty kicks out, so Cage kicks out of the Alpha Bomb in a fair trade. They fight over the exposed buckle and Cage drives Monty's skull into it and hits the Unprettier to win. Monty kicked out on 3 in a sign he's not happy and probably not long for TNA.
**3/4

In the back, Team 3D say they want the NWA titles so bad and they will get them, but this is about revenge and making them taste the wood. Oh my Brothers, testify

Hype for the Tables Match.

Match#7 America's Most Wanted vs Team 3D (Tables Match)
Big hate filled fight to start as TNA works this the right away and just lets them beat some ass and pound some wood. 3D once again try hard on a PPV (and in a match they're winning in that old classic carny stuff), and AMW rock and carry their end perfectly with awesome offence and fun shithead stooging. Bubba again throws really loud and wicked chops and it's the best stuff he's doing, and AMW take a TON of them. 3D put Storm through a table with the DS, but D-Von lands on Storm's face with his ass and knocks him out cold in a scary, scary moment. No one bothers to check on him either, so great work TNA. 3D fight Harris up on the stage and 3D him through a table to win.
**1/4

In the ring, Storm is still unconscious.

HYPE FOR AJ VS JOE

Back in the ring, EMT's finally attend to Storm and take him out of there. TNA please be smart.

Tenay and DW do a masterful job of hyping this up as AJ putting everything on the line for the very code he created and respected against a man who has show NONE of that and needs to be taught a lesson. They also sell it as AJ putting the title on the line to further it because of what Joe has gone against, and it's just perfect reasoning for who AJ is.

Match#8 AJ Styles (c) vs Samoa Joe (NWA-TNA X-Division Championship)
AJ RUNS RIGHT AT HIM AS THE BELL RINGS AND PUNCHES AND KNEES THE FUCK OUT OF HIM WITH ALL THE ANGER IN THE WORLD. AJ muscles him up with a suplex as he's truly going for it and throws nasty kicks and shows no fear against this motherfucker. He shouts he has no respect for him and then lays in more stiff shots, including the nastiest dropkick ever as he smashes Joe's face in with it. Joe's selling and bumping is insane as he tries to stay up, but he drops like a goddamn tree. Tenay rightly points out that no man has ever tried to fight Joe like this, and it's working as he's pulling it off, but Don points out that he also needs to use his speed otherwise Joe will use his power and cut the ring off. JOE FUCKING SLAPS HIM, SO AJ SLAPS HIM BACK BECAUSE FUCK THAT. JOE SLAPS HIM AGAIN AND BOOTS HIM IN THE RIBS TO DROP HIM TO A KNEE AND UNLOADS A SERIES OF THE MOST HIDEOUS AND GUNSHOT SOUNDING KICKS EVER AS HE CAVES AJ'S CHEST IN. HE STARTS KICKING HIM IN THE FACE AGAIN AND AGAIN AND YOU CAN HEAR EACH CRACK AS HE LANDS ON AJ'S LIPS AND NOSE. HE RUNS THE ROPES AND KICKS HIM IN THE FACE AND SENDS HIM OUT OF THE RING. JESUS FUCKING CHRST. Joe throws him back in, but AJ won't die and tries another dive off the apron, BUT JOE SWEEPS THE LEG AND DROPS AJ ON HIS FACE AND DRAGS HIM OFF AND SPINS HIM AROUND AND AROUND AND CRUSHES AJ'S FACE INTO THE FUCKING RAIL. JOE AIN'T DONE AS HE THROWS HIM AGAINST A RAIL ON THE OTHER SIDE AND KILLS HIM DEAD WITH THE OLE KICK THAT SENDS HIM HALFWAY ACROSS THE OUTSIDE. Joe gets him back inside and unleashes the meanest and greatest control seg of his life as he beats him from pillar to post for the next 5 minutes with kicks and cutoffs that look like they nearly kill him each time. AJ's nose is busted open and he gets his face beaten in as Joe ramps up the violence. We get some fantastic camera shots of Joe's face looking almost bored at this. He throws him into the corner and obliterates his face one more with a running boot that nearly sends him back on the outside again, but the rope thankfully keeps him alive as his neck bounces off it. Mike brings up AJ never being beaten like this before, and says he did the same to Joe to start and now he's getting his own back. Joe doesn't stop at all as now he adds forearms to the mix to crack his jaw. AJ hits the Pele on the outside of the ropes and then goes for his forearm, but Joe catches him in a nasty powerbomb and locks in the full Samoan Crab to cripple him even more. Joe sits right on AJ's back, but AJ is able to throw a kick to his exposed face to knock him loopy. AJ keeps it up and manages to dump him over the ropes to the floor, AND AJ GOES FOR BROKE AND HITS THE FOSBURY FLOP TO LAND ON HIM AND FINALLY FLOOR THIS BASTARD. AJ mounts the best comeback of his life as he's full of fire and heart and does everything he can think of while selling his ass off in between it all. He lands on his feet for a German and finally get a near fall with the Stylin' DDT. Joe's face is now busted open as well and he snaps and tries to take his head off with kicks, but AJ starts ducking and weaving and begging him to hit harder, and Joe misses and gets pounded by AJ in revenge. We get a close up of AJ's wreaked face as his lip is all torn open. He tries the Clash, but Joe won 't go up, so AJ knees him in the head and hits a goddamn Powerbomb and gets another super close fall. AJ runs at him again, and Joe kills him with a lariat that turns him inside out, but AJ kicks out on ONE. Joe kills him again, and AJ fucking does it again and screams his lungs out. Joe chops him in the back, but AJ drops him with a Pele right to the temple. They fight on the top and AJ fights out of a super muscle buster and hits another Powerbomb, AND SCOOPS HIM UP AND FINALLY HITS THE STYLES CLASH 1...2 AND JOE KICKS OUT. THE CROWD IS IN COMPLETE SHOCK AS IS AJ. JOE IS HALF DEAD ON THE MAT AND AJ GOES UP TO THE TOP, BUT JOE SHOVES THE REF INTO THE ROPES. AJ JUMPS OFF OVER JOE'S BACK AND TRIES AN O'CONNER ROLL, BUT JOE PULLS HIS TIGHTS TO DRAG HIM DOWN, AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND AJ'S NECK AND CHOKES HIM AND CHOKES HIM AS AJ TRIES TO REACH THE ROPES BUT HE'S UNABLE TO GET IT AND HE FINALLY PASSES OUT. MY GOD
*****

The single best match in TNA history, and one of the best matches ever. A complete masterpiece in every sense of the word.

Post match, AJ is dead on the mat with blood covering his face, and Joe looks dead tired. Joe grabs his arm and lifts him up and then kills him with a belt shot to the head. Joe kills blackshirts as Mike screams he broke the code again. Joe gets a chair and goes for the kill on him, BUT CHRISTOPHER DANIELS MUSIC HITS AND JOE LOOKS LIKE HE'S SEEN A GHOST. DANIELS TACKLES HIM AND BEATS THE SHT OUT OF JOE WITH A FLURRY OF PUNCHES AND KICKS. JOE HEADBUTTS HIM AND KICKS HIM IN THE FACE, AND DANIELS DROPS. Blackshirts and refs run down and finally get Joe to leave.

No better way to follow up the best match in company history than with a villain coming back for revenge against the monster who killed him. I love TNA.

Hype for JJ/Rhino.

Match#9 Jeff Jarrett (c) vs Rhino (NWA-TNA World Heavyweight Championship)
Of course TNA can't let AJ/Joe main event because that would send the wrong message about whose on top despite this being a lame duck of a feud. They have a couple of minutes of pro wrestling before they brawl into the crowd for nearly 8 minutes. Like, this is not a no DQ match or FCA, nor is this ECW. So what in the world are they thinking actually doing this?? It's fine as it always is as they use the Zone to hurl each other off stuff and hit each other hard, but it's just a wild choice. i do wonder if the last match changed how this was meant to go, but i doubt anyone in TNA is actually that bright or forward thinking. JJ bleeds to add something, but like AJ and Joe just broke each others faces for real, so it's showing what a little gotten to bitch he is. Rhino gets knocked off a scaffold into a table in a cool bump, but he comes back shortly after to kill it. He does Gore JJ through a table set up in the aisle way down the ramp in a sick bump. More trash hits as TC attack Rhino as the ref starts counting them out now???? why is that not a DQ?? Why am i alive? They fight back in the ring and go back to having a fine ass back and forth, but now i'm bothered by the last few minutes and don't give a crap. Rhino bumps the ref with a Gore, so Roode can now run out and fight Rhino. Rhino holds his own as best he can and kicks out of some more stuff. Jeff gets the guitar and breaks it over his head, but he kicks out. hahhahahahaha fuck me, Jackie Gayda now comes out to distract JJ, and Rhino hits the Gore, but Jeff kicks out of that now. Finishers aren't real. D'Amore now runs out and hits Rhino in the leg with the stick allowing JJ to hit a Super Stroke through two chairs (which JJ now throws away before the ref can see because i guess he thinks he's going to give a shit???) and JJ wins.
LOLTNA

The lights go out for a minute or so, AND A SCORPION FLASHES ON THE SCREEN AS A RIPOFF OF SEEK AND DESTROY PLAYS. THERE'S A CHAIR NOW IN THE RING WITH A TRENCH COAT, BOOTS AND A BASEBALL BAT ON IT. COULD IT BE??????