Dark Space - Sci Fi RPG

[CakeWalker]

Mobile

Chris you chose Electrical Engineering

 

[Chris]

Oh I quoted the wrong one I'll just go with systems then

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Session One - Weapon Systems

You choose hand held systems - the test you have been given is simple

you have three target you need to bring down, which hand held weapon would be most suitable to take down

a) an elephant

b) an angry customer

c) half a dozen hostile aliens

​

Imma assume I make stuff up so

Tranquilizer Dart that makes a bruh sound effect when fired
Taser
Grenade

 

[Chris]

Chris you chose Electrical Engineering

Let the record show I realized this and was correcting it before I saw this post

 

[CakeWalker]

Session One - Weapon Systems

You choose hand held systems - the test you have been given is simple

you have three target you need to bring down, which hand held weapon would be most suitable to take down

a) an elephant - answer: Tranquilizer Dart that makes a bruh sound effect when fired

- the use of the tranquilizer dart shows you have compassion towards other creatures
- you use of a sound effect shows humours

(+1 to Charisma)

b) an angry customer - answer: Taser

- you clearly care about your fellow man, and are certainly someone who cares about his community

(+1 to Charisma)

c) half a dozen hostile aliens - answer: grenade

- a grenade is deemed as an incorrect answer - because of the unknown variables. However - you clearly have faith

(+1 to Luck)​

 

[CakeWalker]

Session One - Electrical Engineer

As part of your examination - you are required to pick a specialization

- computers [Jeff]

- systems [Chris]

Jeff - the problem you must solve is:

The Mashed Potato Robot in the Cafeteria has been malfunctioning, and patrons have reported that the every so often Masher threatens to 'mash people' - how would you deal with this problem?

Chris - the problem you must solve is:

An away team must cross a lava river - by what means would they be best suited to achieve this?
​

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Session One - Weapon Systems

You choose hand held systems - the test you have been given is simple

you have three target you need to bring down, which hand held weapon would be most suitable to take down

a) an elephant - answer: Tranquilizer Dart that makes a bruh sound effect when fired

- the use of the tranquilizer dart shows you have compassion towards other creatures
- you use of a sound effect shows humours

(+1 to Charisma)

b) an angry customer - answer: Taser

- you clearly care about your fellow man, and are certainly someone who cares about his community

(+1 to Charisma)

c) half a dozen hostile aliens - answer: grenade

- a grenade is deemed as an incorrect answer - because of the unknown variables. However - you clearly have faith

(+1 to Luck)​

epic

 

[Chris]

Session One - Electrical Engineer

As part of your examination - you are required to pick a specialization

- computers [Jeff]

- systems [Chris]

Jeff - the problem you must solve is:

The Mashed Potato Robot in the Cafeteria has been malfunctioning, and patrons have reported that the every so often Masher threatens to 'mash people' - how would you deal with this problem?

Chris - the problem you must solve is:

An away team must cross a lava river - by what means would they be best suited to achieve this?
​

A giant cooler as a boat like on the one episode of Avatar The last Airbender

 

[CakeWalker]

Session One - Electrical Engineer


Chris - the problem you must solve is:

An away team must cross a lava river - by what means would they be best suited to achieve this?

Answer: A giant cooler as a boat like on the one episode of Avatar The last Airbender

- your reference to historic entertainment, show you pay attention whilst viewing

(+1 to Perception)

- having your faith in a giant cooler though - in practical terms in borderline madness

(+2 to Luck)
​

 

[Comrade Khan]

The Mashed Potato Robot in the Cafeteria has been malfunctioning, and patrons have reported that the every so often Masher threatens to 'mash people' - how would you deal with this problem?

step 1) run a diagnostic by becoming one with the mashing interface
step 2) reconfigure sensors to adequately tell the difference between potato flesh and bio-sentient flesh
step 3) Re-wire auto-shutdown module to shutdown upon having to reach a certain pressure (to crush bone)
step 4) Install a POUTINE mod
step 5) Install a voice modification unit to SAM's voice akin to

 

[CakeWalker]

Session One - Electrical Engineer

As part of your examination - you are required to pick a specialization

- computers [Jeff]

Jeff - the problem you must solve is:

The Mashed Potato Robot in the Cafeteria has been malfunctioning, and patrons have reported that the every so often Masher threatens to 'mash people' - how would you deal with this problem?

Answer:

step 1) run a diagnostic by becoming one with the mashing interface
step 2) reconfigure sensors to adequately tell the difference between potato flesh and bio-sentient flesh
step 3) Re-wire auto-shutdown module to shutdown upon having to reach a certain pressure (to crush bone)

- steps 1, 2 and 3 - shows a strong application of science

(+1 to Intelligence)

step 4) Install a POUTINE mod

- step four shows creativity - but also could put Poutine Robot out of a job

(+1 to Agility)

step 5) Install a voice modification unit to SAM's voice akin to

- examiners no idea how to mark this down

(+1 to Charisma)
​

 

[Comrade Khan]

damn poutine robot, sorry fam

 

[CakeWalker]

Session Two Options

a) The Pilot Program

b) Geography 101

c) Physical Education ​

 

[Comrade Khan]

pilot

 

[Chris]

Physical education