I have an idea for the Anonymous General Manager reveal. I'm gonna write a little thing, lemme know what you guys think.
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JR: Uh oh, Joey! Looks like we've got a message from our general manager.
Jim Ross grabs a microphone and starts to read something off of his laptop.
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen, We've got an important message from the Anonymous WAR General Manager. He says, “Tonight marks the birth date of our wonderful country the United States of America. For weeks now, I've held myself in secrecy but, in the spirit of the good ole' USA, it's time that a new era is born. It's time for me to quite acting like a scared little monkey boy and let it be known just who I am.”
As JR finishes the statement, he sits back down and the entire arena is hushed in anticipation of who exactly is going to be revealed as the GM of WAR. Just then, the lights dim and an orange hue sets over the arena. As that occurs, a familiar theme is heard.
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The entire crowd lights up and ignites as former ECW Champion Tazz emerges from the back. He stops on the stage to survey the audience as every member of it is on their feet. He then starts to walk down the ramp. As he does, pyrotechnics explode behind him.
JR: GOOD GAWD JOEY! IT'S TAZZ!
Styles: It's ECW Original and my personal friend Tazz! He's our General Manager?!
He walks around to ringside and grabs a microphone from the timekeeper. He climbs in the ring as the crowd continues to go ballistic.
JR: I'm still in shock! I can't believe this!
Styles: Neither can I, JR! Tazz is in the CWF.....and he's our General Manager!
As Tazz walks around the ring, he has a big smile on his face. The entire crowd starts chanting “TAZMISSION! TAZMISSION! TAZMISSION!” Tazz then decides to cut them off.
Tazz: Yo, Guess Who's Back?!
The entire crowd pops as they hear the sound of Tazz's voice. Tazz's smile is not fading here tonight. He lifts the microphone back up and speaks again.
Tazz: That's right peeps. It's me and it feels good to be standing in the middle of a CWF ring. Ya' know, when Vince McMahon first called me he said, "Tazz, I know you're the right man for the job because your tough, disciplined, and you don't take crap off of anybody!"And then, a few days later, I got a contract faxed over to my house in Red Hook and after I signed it I said, "Ya' know, I could just show up.....or I could get the press talking." More importantly, get the people talking.
Tazz stops himself to gather himself as the entire crowd is giving him a great reaction, still in shock and awe. Tazz then proceeds.
Tazz: You see, right before Vince McMahon got beat down and put up, he put out and M.O. To find somebody that the entire wrestling audience would love to see as the General Manager of this fine establishment. That's when Vince weeded through about a million offers but couldn't find somebody like me. So, he called me up, I crossed the “T”s, dotted some “I”s, and signed on the bottom line. But, enough with the chitter chatter, I know you people came here to see some fights so....
Just as Tazz is talking, Sheamus' music hits as Sheamus emerges from the back to a collection of boo's.
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He walks down the ramp and looks none too thrilled to see Tazz or to be without the Intercontinental Title. He grabs a microphone from ringside and steps into the ring with The Human Suplex Machine.
Sheamus: Oi there, fella'! So, you're the new WAR Gen'ral manager? Well, that's all fine an' good, but you see, fella', I don't care about that. What I care about is getting another shot at Chris Jericho for the Intercontinental Title!
Tazz: Well, Sheamus, you had your chance and ya' blew it. Ya' blew it big time, pal! And besides that, Jericho already has a title defense lined up tonight against The Miz. But Sheamus, don't you worry your little red head, At the next CWF PPV, Retribution, you are going to be entered into a 6-Man Scramble Match for the Intercontinental Title. How about that, big fella'?!
Sheamus: I want my title match now! And if you won't give it to me, I'm going to beat it out of ya'!
Sheamus starts to move toward Tazz but, as he does, the CWF Intercontinental Champion “Y2J” Chris Jericho runs down the ramp and into the ring.
JR: It's Chris Jericho!
Styles: The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah is here to get Tazz's back!
Jericho turns Sheamus around and nails a Codebreaker. Sheamus stumbles backwards and is locked in the Tazmission from our General Manager. Sheamus struggles for a bit as Tazz wrenches it in. After a bit, Tazz releases the hold and Sheamus rolls to the outside. Jericho and Tazz celebrate in the ring.
JR: What a bombshell dropped on us! Tazz is our new General Manager and what an impact he has made thus far!
As Y2J and Tazz continue to celebrate in the ring, we cut to our next segment.
