CWF - Staff Trash #13 (Merging Issue)

[The Hoov]

IF YA SMELLLLLLL........

The crowd becomes overjoyed as “The Great Oneâ€￾ The Rock, our new CWF World Heavyweight Champion makes his way out to ringside. He walks down the ramp with a microphone already in hand and climbs into the ring.


JR: What a way to kick off tonight's show with our NEW CWF Champion, The People's Champion, The Rock!

King: You said it, JR! I'm so thrilled to have The Rock represent us instead of that slimeball Alberto Del Rio!

JR: Couldn't agree with you more, King!


The Rock stands in the middle of the ring as the fans are going nuts. He then begins his speech.

The Rock: FINALLY! The Rock HAS COME BACK.....To Sydney, Australia! Last Sunday, everyone in this arena, everyone watching at home all around the world was witness to The Most Electrifying Moment in the history of the CWF and that was when The Rock took what was rightfully his and that is the CWF Championship. At Vengeance, Alberto Del Rio pulled out all the stops: Attacking The Rock from behind, using the ropes, grabbing tights, and Christian tried his damnedest to try and stop The Rock but The Rock knew that the only sum bitch walking out of the Staples Center as the CWF Champion was The Great One himself!


The crowd pops loud as The Rock continues to talk about his accomplishments.


The Rock: But now, it's time to call out the NEW number one contender to The Rock's CWF Championship. Finlay, get your monkey ass out here!


The Rock waits for Finlay to arrive but, instead “Captain Charismaâ€￾ Christian comes out to a loud pop and much to The Rock's confusion.

JR: It's Christian. He's obviously got a few choice words for The Rock here tonight.


Christian walks down to the ring and is handed a microphone. He climbs into the ring and gets face-to-face with the CWF Champion.

Christian: Well, I just want to get a few things off my chest. First things first, I want to congratulate you, Rock, for becoming the new CWF Champion and finally shutting Alberto Del Rio up for good. But, something doesn't sit right for me or my Peeps here. You see, Rock, Last Sunday at Vengeance, I was never pinned so technically I never lost. I know Finlay won a number one contenders match against “Dashingâ€￾ Cody Rhodes, but I really couldn't care less about that. Right now, Rock, I want to go ONE-on-ONE with The Great One!


The crowd pops loud as Christian flat-out challenges The Rock for a title match. The Rock lays down his title right by his feet and glares at Christian.

The Rock: So, let The Rock get this straight: You want to face The Rock in the middle of his ring in front of the millions....


The crowd screams back “AND MILLIONS!â€￾ at The Rock.


The Rock: And millions of The Rock's fans for his CWF Championship? Well, the only thing The Rock has to say about that is JUST BRING IT!


JR: The crowd is going absolutely ballistic here, King!

King: Christian vs. Rock one-on-one. I love it!


Just as both men continue to glare at one another, Finlay, the number one contender comes out to a chorus of cheers. He looks to be all business here tonight.

He grabs a microphone from ringside and climbs into the ring and faces both The Rock and Christian.

Finlay: Woah woah woah, hold the phone there Christian. You have every right to be angry, but you lost. Simple as that. There's no sugar-coating or denying that. At Vengeance, I defeated Cody Rhodes and earned my opportunity to face The Rock for the CWF Championship. I hate to say this, Christian, but you had your chance and you blew it. So, we can't help you with a title match but, if you're looking for a fight, then that's something I can help you with because I love a good fight!


Finlay gets in Christian's face and both men have a stare-down. Just then, as all 3 men are distracted, John Cena runs down towards the ring.

JR: What the hell is John Cena doing out here?!


Cena slides into the ring and goes after The Rock. Rock and Cena begin to brawl as does Finlay and Christian. All 4 men are slugging it out. Rock and Cena are going at it in the ring and Christian and Finlay have made their way to the outside.


King: It's sheer pandemonium out here, JR!

JR: These 4 men are going at it! It's a slobber-knocker out here!


Just as these 4 men continue to beat the hell out of each other, Vince McMahon appears on the stage with a microphone in hand.

Vince McMahon: STOP IT! STOP IT! DAMNIT! I SAID STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I will be damned if something like this is gonna take place on my show. Bischoff might have allowed it but I'm not. You all want a title match, obviously, so I'll tell you what I'll do. At Extreme Rules, it will be The Rock defending his CWF Championship in an Extreme Rules match against.....Finlay........and Christian.......and John Cena!


JR: WOW! What a bombshell by Mr. McMahon tonight!


We fade away into commercial as all 4 men look towards The Rock who is now holding his CWF Championship.​

 

[Andrew]

Evan Bourne: I'm here in CWF for one reason. And that is to take this company to new heights. Heights only Evan Bourne can reach. Just like I did every where else I have been around the world. Just like I will here. I have traveled the world in pursuit of being the best of the best. And now my search had lead me here to CWF. You know, and I've been watching this place for a while now, had my eye on it. And one man stood out to me week after week. And thats you Miz. I'm tired of you running your mouth, thinking you can do what ever you want to do. You act like your owed something, but the only thing that your owed a Shooting Star Press from yours truly. And you've gotten that.

The fans cheer for the newest, young, CWF Superstar!

Evan Bourne: If you know me, I'm not a man of many words, but I let my actions speak louder then any thing you can spit out Miz. I think it's gonna be fun to watch you loss to me. Because the last thing you'll be seeing when I'm done with you, is the most perfect Shooting Star Press to EVERY be done in wrestling crash down on you, crushing you, and stealing your breath. Thats when I'll make a believer out of you, and out of everyone else. Believe in Bourne.

Bourne shakes hands with Chuck Taylor and walks out. ​

 

[Andrew]

WHAT LOOKS TO SHAPE UP;

World Heavyweight Championship - Falls Count Anywhere
Rock vs. Christian vs. Finlay vs. Cena

CWF Intercontinental Championship - Ladder Match
Sheamus vs. Jericho

Singles Match - Inferno Match
HHH vs. Kane

Triple Threat for the IC - Steel Cage
CM Punk vs. Orton vs. Ryder

Tag Team Championship: - Tables Match

Henry & MVP vs. Bracket Two Winner

Bracket 2
Riley / DiBiase vs. BookerDust
Cowboys From Hell vs. New Age Outlaws

Last Man Standing
Bourne vs. Del Rio
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[Andrew]

Stip needs to be worked out for Ryder/Orton/Rhodes and The Other Tag Match

 

[Andrew]

camera cuts at parking lot where limousine just arrived and fans impatiently wait who gonna step out ...

doors open as Ted Dibiase steps out and smiles and waits before limo...

doors opens again and now Alex Riley steps out and fans are shocked again as they see Ted and Alex shake hands ...

Alex Riley: Ready ?

Ted DiBiase: Sure ! Let´s go !

Alex and Ted go straight through hallway and asks for Vince McMahon as no one says them where he is they get into locker room where is Todd Grisham ..

Alex Riley: Where is Vince McMahon ?

Todd Grisham: hello Alex and Ted, I... Vince McMahon is currently busy in his office, he's warned me to advise you that nobody goes in there.

Ted DiBiase: What ? Are you kidding us ?

Todd Grisham: No I'm not.

Alex Riley: So we must present us by ourselves ! So for who don´t know me, I´m Alex Riley and this is Ted DiBiase !

Ted DiBiase: Yes and yesterday we signed our contracts with CWF ! And it means class wrestlers is finally in CWF !

Alex Riley: Thats right ! We got money, might, money, girls, money and .... MORE MONEY !

Ted DiBiase: Good one Alex. Now Todd, get out !

Todd Grisham: O...K

Todd went out of locker room and camera focus on Ted DiBiase..

Ted DiBiase: I can buy anything ! I can buy CWF ! But tag team of myself and Alex is priceless ! And now, we want some gold baby ! I must call to somesone, So, get lost !

Ted takes mobile and calls somewhere and camera gets back to arena...​

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[The Hoov]

BEER! MONEY!

The crowd boos immediately after hearing the theme of these two men. James Storm and Robert Roode come down to the ring.


JR: This crowd not to thrilled about having to see these two men. Beer Money, like them or not, are one hell of a tag team and definitely a force to be reckoned with here in CWF!

King: You're not lying, JR, but they have their work cut out for them tonight. Tonight, they were scheduled to face AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels but they were taken out and subsequently fired from CWF and replaced with this next team.


As Beer Money reaches the ring, Drew McIntyre and Curt Hawkins rush out from the back and start to attack Beer Money from behind.


JR: Well, what more could you expect from this tandem?


Drew and Curt continue their heinous act outside of the ring. Curt slams Roode's head down on the steel steps as Drew rams Storm into the ringpost. These two ruthless individuals throw their opponents into the ring as the match officially begins. We start off with Drew and Storm. Drew has mounted Storm and is punishing him with right hands. The referee separates the two men and Drew gets up to his feet. As Storm goes to get to his feet, Drew kicks him right in the temple. Roode tries to intervene but the referee stops him. While being distracted with Roode, Drew and Curt both his a double suplex to Storm. As the referee turns back around, Drew has Storm covered. He makes the pin.


1..


2..


KICK OUT!


JR: Storm has absolutely no quit in his body, that's for sure!


Drew cannot believe it. He tags in Curt and Curt connects with a couple of hard shots to Storm's midsection. He whips Storm into the ropes and catches him with a dropkick on the rebound. Curt then begins stomping away at Storm. Curt gets cocky and climbs the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. Drew turns around on the apron and starts in as well. Meanwhile, Storm crawls his way over to his corner and tags in an eager Roode. Roode gets the tag and barrels over to Hawkins and starts clubbing him in the back repeatedly. Hawkins climbs down and shoves Roode away. As Roode comes back, Curt catches him with a drop toe hold. Curt tags in McIntyre and Drew stomps away at Roode. As Curt tags in Drew, he runs over and knocks Storm to the outside of the ring and, as he does, Storm hits his head on the announcer's table.


JR: McIntyre and Hawkins have been completely dominant thus far!


Drew picks Roode up to his feet and hits a Future Shock DDT. As he does, Hawkins has scaled the top rope and comes crashing down on Roode with a Macho Man-esque Elbow Drop. Drew makes the cover.


1..


2..


3!!


YOUR WINNERS @ 5:54 DREW MCINTYRE AND CURT HAWKINS!

Drew and Curt celebrate and start to laugh while walking back up the ramp. Beer Money looks absolutely ashamed.


JR: Well, this new team took it directly to Beer Money and advances to the next round of the Tag Team Title Tournament.

King: These guys.....I dunno if they can be stopped!​

 

[Andrew]

Vince McMahon walks to the ring as he has more to say.

Vince McMahon: After what you just witnessed... Things are shaping up, right after I finish my announcement we are going to see the beginning of the Tag Team Tournament which will feature the very first bracket which will have Beer Money facing AJ Styles & Daniels followed by Mark Henry & MVP taking on The Hardyz. Now the winner of these two will face off next week now with that being said. Bracket Two will begin next week because at Extreme Rules the winner from Bracket One and Bracket Two will square off in a Tables Match!

Vince McMahon walks off as he heads backstage; the camera somewhat follows him.
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[Andrew]

We see a video montage from earlier on featuring Chuck Taylor.

Chuck Taylor;

I gathered I should teach everybody a valuable lesson in life. This right here... is my hometown, everybody here calls me Raccoon City's Favorite Son. I'm well-loved around here, why? I enjoy fishing, I enjoy the nature that Kentucky has to offer. When I breathe this natural air, it amazes me to know this state of Kentucky is what brought me to CWF. All my times training in the wild, all my times focusing on what I could achieve... Finally the moment's here, tonight I am going to debut in the lovely country of Australia. In a city that is famous for it's Opera House and it's big city; am I afraid, of course I am. Coming from a small country town like this, to being in a city... with millions of people and to perform in a big crowd, I've got butterflies in my stomach right now.

But tonight, I take on two people who believe they've got what it takes to face Chris Jericho at Extreme Rules. First I have The Miz who claims he's awesome but Miz quit playing games on your playstation, experience the nature life like I have... Tonight I know you won't be succeeding at all, you've gotten way over your imaginative thought to believe that you have a chance. As for Sheamus; he's experienced the nature life... coming from Ireland where nature is all around, fightin' like the Celtic Warrior he claims to be... Well, it looks as if it's a knife to a gun fight tonight; will I succeed or will I fall short? The answer to that right after the commercials.





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[Andrew]

I'll write the tag match tomorrow.

 

[Troy]

If you want you guys can ask around for another member to help with writing. EoR disappeared and now Killz has gone a bit AWOL so getting another writer might be the best idea.

Send out some feelers and see who is interested. Before you give them the pw please pass the name onto me so I can okay it.

 

[Troy]

CWF Trash Can

Andrew and Hoov could you please post links in here to threads that you want moved into the Trash Can.

I am here to help tidy things up.

 

[Andrew]

We've got Bronzy to help us this week... Dresden & Lewb are two others who said they'd help later on

 

[Andrew]

Everything except CWF 30th May Writing Assessment and Discussions & Plans for after Vengeance.

The rest can go to Trash Can

 

[Troy]

I kept a few others that I think are important to the Fed.

 

[Andrew]

Perfect.