CWF - Past War Trashtalking #7 (Merging Issue)

[The Hoov]

IF YA SMELLLLLLLL..........


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The fans are jolted up from their seats as CWF World Heavyweight Champion The Rock comes out to a massive pop from the crowd. He walks down the ramp with his championship belt to his side. He climbs onto the apron and scales the turnbuckle, holding his championship belt high.

He gets into the ring and grabs a microphone from a ringside employee. He starts walking around the ring, pacing back and forth as the fans are still going absolutely crazy. He then starts in.

The Rock: FINALLY! The Rock HAS COME BACK to Boston, Mass! Last week, The Rock got into a heated discussion with a couple of roody-poo candy asses who all wanted a piece of The Rock. Well, they got their wish because at Extreme Rules The Rock not only gets to lay the smackdown but The Rock gets to do it not once, not twice, but three times! And The Rock says this, Christian, Finlay, John Cena, one thing for damn sure is, is that The Rock is the CWF Champion and The Rock has absolutely positively zero plans on letting this go!


The fans are still cheering loudly for “The Great Oneâ€￾ here tonight. The Rock then looks towards the back as if signaling for someone.


The Rock: But that's Extreme Rules. On WAR, The Rock gets to face a man he has faced many times over the years. Someone who claims to be “The Gameâ€￾. Someone who claims to be the “King of Kingsâ€￾. Someone named Triple H.


The crowd starts to boo at the mere mention of Triple H's name. The Rock then starts pacing again.


The Rock: You see, Triple H, Hunter Hearst Helmsley. The Rock doesn't give a damn what you've done or what you claim to be. The fact of the matter is this, Triple H. The fact of the matter is that you want to go ONE-on-ONE with The Great One! Triple H, The Rock is going to take great pleasure in whooping your monkey ass all over Dallas, Texas! Triple H, we've been through a a lot, you and The Rock. We've been in ladder matches, cage matches, hardcore matches, Hell, The Rock's even been in a match with your wife Stephanie McMahon. By the way, Hunter, The Rock wants his 90 dollar pair of underwear back. The Rock knows its the most expensive thing Stephanie has ever laid her hands on, but The Rock kind of wants those back.


The crowd starts to laugh as The Rock cracks jokes about Triple H's wife, the Billion Dollar Princess.


The Rock: Woah woah woah woah! Triple H, it's ok. The Rock can understand that making you a little upset. The Rock knows about your “problemâ€￾ but it's not The Rock's fault that Steph wanted a piece of The People's Strudel, do you understand? Well, at any rate, The Rock says to you, Triple H, get your roody-poo candy ass down to this ring or The Rock is gonna grabs that sledgehammer you like to carry around and The Rock is gonna do something a little special with that sledgehammer. The Rock is gonna take that sledgehammer, make sure and get it shined up real nice, turn that sum bitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!


The Rock takes off his sunglasses and looks straight ahead towards the ramp.​

 

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The Rock takes off his sunglasses and looks straight ahead towards the ramp, when a theme song that instantly has everyone jump to their feet hits the PA System as it seems Rock isn't going to be kept waiting as the arena flashes purple and green[/I]

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'My Time' plays out over the arena as the fans haven't heard the theme for a while, but still know that the arrival of the Game is coming. The fans aren't waiting for long as Triple H strides out from the back, looking towards his feet as the fans are going crazy. Triple H lifts his head, looks out into the crowd with a massive smile on his face as he motions to the back. The crowd are looking towards the curtain again as Stephanie McMahon walks out behind him. Stephanie walks out, towards her man as they embrace in the middle of the ramp with massive smiles across their face.

They look towards the ring, seeing Rocky as they start to make their way down the ramp. Hand in hand as all the fans go crazy for McMahon-Helmsleys, bending over the side to try and get a high five but both have changed to a focus look and don't take their eyes off the ring as they reach the end of the ramp. Triple H climbs up onto the apron, opening the ropes for his wife who climbs up the steel steps and through the ropes. Triple H climbs into the ring, walking straight past Rocky, asking for two mics and getting his wish granted. Steph hasn't taken her eyes off both men as Triple H hands her a mic. Triple H begins to hug her from the back as she raises the mic to her lips.

Stephanie McMahon: Well, well, well, if it isn't an old face coming back from the past to make my life a nightmare once again. Long time no see Rocky, I gotta tell ya, I haven't missed you one tiney tiny bit and it wouldn't of bothered me if I never saw you again but then again, I am very happy that my husband gets to face you this week on War. I saw your little tea party on War last week, I wish you luck against 3 men that wouldn't even be worthy of touching Hunter's jock strap but that won't be the main attraction at Extreme Rules, Hunter gets to set that freak Kane on fire and make an improvement to his disgusting face but like you said Rocky, that's Extreme Rules and my husband isn't worried at all about what happens in a few weeks.

Steph has a massive smirk on her face as Triple H lifts the mic up to his mouth, as it looks like it's his turn to talk.

Triple H: Well smack my willy and call me billy, how are you Rocky? Before you answer that, I couldn't really care less whether your well or borrowing a world title that belongs to me and will be around my waist when I decide I want it back. Now Rock, I know as well as you know how important our matches have been in the past, whether it was ladders matches, whether it was cage matches, whether it was hardcore matches, there was always something on the line wasn't there, Leader of the Nation vs Leader of the greatest faction ever, D Generation X, The Intercontinental Championship hanging above the ring or just the old World Title on the line, there was always that special something that made us push each other to the limit but Rocky, I just can't see this match having anything to push me to that limit and especially push you to the limit that you need to be at to defeat me.

Triple H now lets go of Steph and moves next to her as she takes over the talking.

Steph: Rocky, I can see that CWF Championship over your shoulder, it looks nice, definatly the nicest thing I have ever seen on you but it's not that hard to claim that achievement really, I've seen your fasion sense and for someone that is suppose to be a movie star, someone that should be rich and famous, it isn't the greatest, in fact the munchkins from the Wizards of Oz dressed better then the Great One. It's funny that is because from what I have heard Rocky, the munchkins have a bigger strudel then you as well, and no I'm not talking from experiance, as much as you wish I was Rocky. You can make all the jokes you want about me Rocky but at the end of the day, I know you fancy the Million Dollar Princess, you are like a little child picking on the prettiest girl in school hoping that all the jokes will make me fancy you, I'm not interested alright Rocky so if I was you, I would concentrate on my husband this week, forget totally about me, erase the image of me from your brain and make sure you have my husband in your head because plenty of men have made that mistake before.

Triple H nods along with everything Steph says, as she finishes he looks impressed with what she just said as he looks Rocky dead in the eyes and starts to talk again.

Triple H: You have something I want in the future Rock, this won't be the first time you and I meet in this ring and it certainly won't be the last, I hope it's a classic as we both need the warm up for Extreme Rules and I hope you make it through this match and that match next to 100% because it would fill me with happeniess to take that title with you but this week isn't about the title, it's about two old foes adding another battle to the war and I guran-damn-tee that I will have my hand raised on War because I AM THE GAME, AND I AM THAT DAMN GOOD.

Triple H bellows out his famous catchphrase as he looks towards the Rock, awaiting his response as Steph is smirking in the background.​

 

[The Hoov]

Triple H and Stephanie are smirking at The Rock, almost taunting them with their presence. They are waiting for The Rock to acknowledge them. After looking them up and down for a bit, The Great One speaks up.

The Rock: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH......WOAH! Triple H, The King of Kings, The Game. The Rock loves to see that you decided to come out here and join us. Now, first things first, The Rock wants to personally congratulate you on something. The Rock wants to congratulate you on being the biggest piece of monkey crap that has ever graced God's green earth!


The fans begin to cheer loudly as The Rock insults Triple H to his face. The Rock then turns his attention to Stephanie.


The Rock: And The Rock hasn't forgotten about you, and as much as you don't want to admit it,you haven't forgotten The Rock. You see, The Rock remembers it like it was yesterday. You walked up to The Rock and said, “Rock, Rocky, I wanna know what it's like!â€￾ And so The Rock, being the gracious man that The Rock is, took you by the hand and gave you a night you wouldn't ever forget. Now, The Rock, he's tasted many pies but Stephanie, whatever the hell it is you're serving, The Rock says this: If this was a bakery, The Rock would want to know who the hell it is he can talk to to get his damn money back!


The entire crowd bursts into laughter as The Rock continues to belittle the McMahon-Helmsely Faction. Triple H and Stephanie are not amused, however.


The Rock: In all seriousness, Triple H, The Rock knows for a fact that you and The Rock have went toe-to-toe in this ring before. We've been there and we've done that but this is a different company and a different time. This is CWF! This is WAR. This is The Rock's show and listen, Triple H. These are The Rock's people. Listen, while they chant The Rock's name.....


The crowd begins to chant “ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!â€￾ very loudly as The Rock looks out over his fans.


The Rock: But, the fact of the matter is this: The Rock is the CWF World Heavyweight Champion and The Rock does need himself a little warm-up before Extreme Rules so The Rock says this: If you want The Rock to whip your candy ass all over this ring, then The Rock has three words for you: JUST BRING IT!


The Rock then gets right in Triple H's face. Neither man is backing down as Rock awaits a response.

 

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The Rock then gets right in Triple H's face. Neither man is backing down as Rock awaits a response. All of a sudden, Stephanie Mcmahon steps between the two legends, pushing Hunter away as Rock seems shocked at this. Steph goes and whispers something in Hunters ear as Rock just looks at her. Steph turns back to the Rock, with the two locking eyes.

Steph: Rocky, my man will bring it but I don't think right now is the place and time to do it. I see you want a piece of my man, he sure does want a piece of you but War is the spot for that, right now, I just have something to get off my chest Rocky. I admit there once was a time when I could of had me a piece of the Rock's sturdel but that time has long gone Rocky and I'm glad that nothing happened between myself and you. Imagine what insults I would of recieved if I slept with a loser like you Rocky, I man that dresses himself up in fairy costumes just for the fun of it, a man that plays with bubbles just for the fun of it, people would of called me a lesbian Rocky if I slept with you so don't go on about my pie being funny, I'm just sorry that it doesn't smell like your pie that you cook and leave on the window still while my husband is too busy being a man.

Triple H looks at Rock, still with a snarl on his face as he pushes forward again, looking to come face to face but stops himself, lifting his mic up to his lips instead.

Triple H: You know what Rock, you keep making jokes about my wife, go on, keep making advances towards her because thats the way I like it. Steph has already told you what happens when you focuse on her but it seems it didn't get through you tiny little brain, that's what always made us different Rock. We both have that success riding through our blood, we both know how to win and keeping winning but what always kept us apart was the fact that you would always be distracted by something, whether it's like right now, a women distracting you or you thinking inside your head about the next joke that will make everyone laugh and love you Rocky. These fans out there, it's true that they have helped both of us during our time inside this ring, it's true they have cheered both of us through the tough times and I owe alot of my success to them but the difference is that when they cheer me, asking me to do something, I can always block them, living with the boo's and jeers, I can live with the feeling of letting them down Rock but it doesn't matter to me if it helps me get ahead. Unlike you Rock, this business is my whole damn life, that title you hold over your shoulder right now is the thing that I cherish the most, my life is nearly complete, I have my wife with me once again in this business, I have children now that are going up but I'm missing that holy grail Rock, I need that championship to breath, I need that win to keep me going, a win against you Rock, I've felt it before, it excites me that feeling I get when I look down at your body, brusied, battered and bloodied after you and I have been to War.

Triple H pauses for a sec, visualising everything he just said as Steph looks at him. He lifts his head back up, towards Rocky with a smile on his face.

And you have had the same feeling but like I said, the title isn't on the line, this Monday it's about the crowned best in the business against the uncrowned best in the business, everyone is gearing up, waiting for the battle of two legends that will give it their all Rock. Triple H vs The Rock, round I dunno proberly 30 by now but your right, this is a new promotion, a new show, a new time for this war to continue but this isn't the Rock's show, the isn't the Rock's promotion and whenever it involves the Game, it certainly isn't your time Rock.

Rocky quickly moves his head, looking out into the people as they chant his name while Triple H does the same. Triple H seems to notice the people's chant as he shrugs his shoulders. Steph quickly moves back and places her hand on his shoulder and Hunter seemingly snaps back to reality.

I'm glad that everyone is cheering you on Rocky, it won't be long till they are in my corner again. This week on War, I want you to bring everything you got, I want you to bring everything in the tank to War because I will be doing the same as this is a special match for me but I'll tell you this Rock, I hope that after our match on War, my candy ass will be whooped, your head will be busted open and bleeding from a pedigree and we can look each other in the eye, and tell that the other one brought all they had for a warm up match and just maybe, after I set Kane on fire and you beat 3 other men at Extreme Rules, just maybe we could go for Rock vs Triple H round 31. At this stage though Rock, The GAME HAS JUST BEGAN.

Triple H finishes, looking intently at the Rock as Stephanie is grinning ear to ear, happy with her man. Steph slowly goes back round to the front of hunter as they both look at the Rock, waiting for a response with two very different looks on their face.

 

[Lewb]

Cena Vs Kane (Episode 3)

John Cena is seen backstage in the CWF arena and shown on the titantron and the crowd boo.

John Cena

Hey, CWF, up here. I would normally come out there to the arena, and rap about how I'm going to beat my opponent. But, one, none of you lot deserve the entertainment of my sick rhymes! Number 2, I could rap a million verses about the Big Fried Chicken Reject Kane, but you all get the picture, that he just can't see me, he can't beat me, hell, he can't beat an egg. I carried you through our tag team match last week Kane, and you got a big nosed grease head to worry about at Extreme Rules, but really, it doesn't bother me. At Extreme Rules I'm aiming for the CWF Championship and once I get that, this company is on lock, because no-one will be able to take that out of my grasp when I have it. I didn't even care about the Intercontinental Championship, I let Jericho have it, make him feel good about himself for a bit.

But make no mistake Kane, I have my title shot and its my time to shine. Finlay, Rock, Christian, all of you are on notice, this man right here is the next CWF Champ.... and I don't care what I have to do to do it.... even if it's walk through hell fire and brimstone and beat the red freak for a third time!

Ladies and Gentlemen, no need to cheer.
I know that you know, The Champ... is Here!

The tron goes blank to a resounding chorus of boos.
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[Chris Dresdon]

The camera pans to Kane standing backstage.

Kane: This week's edition of WAR may be the one that I enjoy the most. After annihilating Randy Orton and giving the "Cerebral Assassin" a preview of things to come, it's only fitting I'm given the opportunity to appease my fortune with redemption. John Cena, you have tasted victory at my expense not once, but twice, and that is unforgivable. Not long ago, you lost your title, and now this Monday, you lose your life. This gloved hand will clamp around your esophagus, and as you hit the mat you will expel your last breath, so that the questions lingering will be of these, "What is Kane going to do next?" and at the coroner's office, "Was it the impact that killed him or the asphyxiation?" I love a good mystery.

Kane lets out evil laughter as the screen goes black.​

 

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War: Finlay v Christian- Belfast Brawl

MY NAME IS FINLAY…AND I LOVE TO FIGHT!!!!

Finlay’s music hits and he walks down the ramp, shilleleagh in hand, with Hornswoggle by his side to a massive pop from the crowd. They both give high fives to those in the front row and Finlay steals Hornswoggle’s blow up shilleleagh and throws it to someone in the crowd. They enter the ring and both climb the turnbuckles and salute the crowd.

They hop down, Finlay stops and looks around at the big crowd, and raises his arm in the air before walking over and grabs the mic and begins to speak

FINLAY: This is going to be short and sweet, and straight to the point. Four weeks ago, on Monday Night War, I fought Christian for the right to get a title match at Vengeance. That night, I came up short, and he went onto have his match at the pay per view, a match which he lost. A couple of weeks later, I defeated Cody Rhodes on War, and instead of forcing him to retire, which was the stipulation if I won, Vince came out and pitted the two of us against each other at the pay per view, with the winner being the number one contender for the CWF Championship. At Vengeance, I did what was asked of me and went out there and completely dominated Cody Rhodes from the start to the end of our match, and walked out with the victory, and what I felt was the right to call myself the number one contender for the CWF World Heavyweight Championship.
Crowd cheers its approval..

Let me finish. I arrive at War last week, and the Rock calls me out, only for the man who lost at Vengeance, Christian, to go out and answer to the Rock. I think you call someone like that a spotlight hog. Instead of Christian having to earn his spot again, he whinged and attacked blokes until Vince comes out and screws me again, and makes the title match at Extreme Rules a fatal four way match, throwing in the man who lost the Intercontinental Championship match at the pay per view as well, in John Cena. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but in this industry title matches never used to be handed out to anyone who wanted one. We had to win match after match to get our shots, and if we failed in that attempt, we went back in the queue and worked until we had earned our spot again. None of this losing our chance so we have a little cry and expect to be given opportunity after opportunity. I earned my right for a title match, and I am going to get it, but I find it ridiculous that men who cant even win matches when they have chances at titles continually get chance after chance after chance. Its about time shots were earned.
Mixed reaction from the crowd due to Christian being a major fan favourite.

Now Christian, this week on War, we have a match that I went to Vince and asked for straight after your outburst last week. Thankfully, Vince has finally done something that doesn’t disadvantage me, and made the match a Belfast Brawl. A match that I am never beaten in because nobody can do what I can do in a no disqualification situation. Nobody can handle the pain that I can handle, and nobody can handle the pain that I dish out. Christian I tell you this for your own safety. You can either step back, out of the spotlight, and go back through the ranks and earn your spot instead of being a whiny little bitch, or you can step into the ring with me right now, and wish that you had never tried to take my spot!​

 

[SeñorBlockito]

CWF Monday Night War 6/13/2011 Del Rio Vs Orton

Lillian Garcia:

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Alberto Del Rio's personal ring announcer Ricardo Rodriguez!!!

Fans boo..

Ricardo Rodriguez:

Damas y Caballeros ponete a su pies pal futuro luchador del CWF Alberto Del Riooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Sounds of the violin and trumpets play as Alberto Del Rio begins to drive towards the ring.....

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Del Rio is being booed heavily by the fans as he has a huge conceited smile on his face as he brushes them off and enters the ring and begins to address the CWF universe....

Del Rio:

My name, my name is Alberto Del Riooooooooooooooo! But you already know that!!!! And I make my return to CWF para limpar el piso con Randy Orton! To wipe the floor with Randy Orton! And that coward Evan Bourne knew not come out last week!!! And this week he will go back into hiding like the scared little gringo he is!

Del Rio pauses and smiles as the fans begin to boo....

Del Rio:

And this anonymous General Manager decides to give this pathetic wannabe luchador a chance to face me at Extreme Rules in a Last Man Standing Match! All I have to say is why? Why give me such easy competition when I should be fighting for the CWF Heavyweight Championship! He does not understand that it is my destiny to become the CWF Heavyweight Champion! He does not understand that I am the most talented wrestler in this company and if I have to beat the living day lights out of Evan Bourne or anyone in my way I will do so!



A smile from Del Rio as the fans boo...

Del Rio:

Hey you people do not have to agree with me each and every single one of you wish you become successful like me! Each and every one of you wish you can share my wealth and my destiny to become the top man in this company! Which leads me to my opponent Randy Orton!

Huge cheer at the mention of Orton..

Del Rio:

Randy, you have become a success in the wrestling business, you have won many championships, but Randy the difference between me and you is I am better! Randy when I nearly break your arm, just like I am going to do to Evan in Extreme Rules this anonymous General Manager may just end up opening his eyes and giving my chance to achieve my destiny! And it is to become the Heavyweight Champion!

Fans begin to boo until..

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[awesome miz]

WAR 13th June, 2011: CM Punk vs Zack Ryder

camera shows whole arena and as familiar theme hits the sound system, they all just get up of they chairs and make a huge cheer for Zack Ryder....

Oh radio, tell me everything you know

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Zack Ryder steps on ramp with huge support by fans and pose for them and they are hyped to hear Zack Ryder. Zack makes his way to the ring and stop right before the ring ! He asks for microphone and staff give him one. He get it near to his mouth and start talking...

Finally, Zack Ryder is live on TV once again ! And I have a match as well ! Not only that I have a match tonight, but I as well have a match at Money in The Bank pay per view and I´ll be there fighting for number one contedership for Intercontinental championship in a triple threat steel cage match against Randy Orton and, my opponent tonight CM Punk ! So I can tell it now ! Finally, Zack Pack will have their champion ! ME ! Cause I´m planning to win that match ! And tonight, I as well planing that I will destroy that boring piece of shit - CM skunk !

fans cheers for Zack and he steps right into turnbuckle and taunts for fans ...

Are you serious, bro ?! .... No, no, noo ! You all must enjoy this moment as me ! So say it with me ! Are you...

fans continue with "Serious, bro ?!"...

Why ? Why just someone like Punk has a chance to take part in my match at Money in the Bank ? He had his chance and he failed ! And me ? I will never fail ! I wait too long to fail in a chance to live my dream ! That´s exactly, what will not happen ! But what will happen tonight ? I will show that unspiked haired bitch Punk, what Zack Pack is capable of ! I will just jump from that turnbuckle to his balls and he will cry like a Justin Bieber without duck !

fans laugh and Zack gets off the turnbuckle and steps right into middle of the ring and continue ...

No drugs ? No alcohol lifestyle Punk huh ?! You wanna see what I was doing last night ? Roll the footage !

Punk, I guess this wasn´t a orange juice bro ! And guess what ! I felt better than ever before ! And I know why you´re always so angry ! You just must untie sometime ! Look at this and try it ! Common guys ! Show Punk how we doing that thing ! Enjoy me guys ! And hit the music !

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Music hit the sound system and Zack Ryder start dancing ...

fans laugh like mentals how Zack Ryder dancing and Zack stops and pick once again mic and continue ...

Punk, Punk, Punk... Thats how you can put the show hot ! Not with your absolutes shits ! So tonight... Just watch, how Zack Pack will put you down ! Woo, woo, woo...

Zack can´t finish it cause of...​