CWF - Past War Trashtalking #16 (Merging Issue)

[SoccerBoy]

CWF War 8/15/11: The Miz vs John Morrison

The fans are waiting for more CWF action when....

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

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"I Came to Play"by Downstait begins to play over the PA System. The Miz and the always sexy Maryse come out to the stage to loud boo's from the audience. They walk down the ramp ignoring the fans. They get to the ring and they both do their usual taunts on the ring apron. Maryse gets a mic from one of the CWF workers and hands it to the Miz. He pauses for a while and then begins to speak.

The Miz: Well are all of you mistakes surprised to see me here tonight, after that match I had last week. I fought Brock Lesnar to a double count-out for me title and I still walked out with nothing. I would have expected for CWF management to have maybe given me another rematch so I can have another shot at capturing what is rightfully mine. I was never pinned for that title therefore I should still be champion. But management thinks otherwise. They told me they have new plans for me. I don’t know what plans they have but they better be good. To me it seems that I have to start from the bottom of the pile. This week on WAR I face none other than my old tag team partner; John Morrision.

The fans let out a huge pop at the mention of Morrison's name

The Miz: Sure one mention of his name and you pathetic fans cheer for him. But my name is mentioned and you guys start booing me. I should be the one that gets the cheers around here. I’m a much better wrestler than Morrison will ever be. He might be the Primetime Champion but that title means nothing. It is the lowest title of CWF and all that Morrison is the Champion of the losers. Morrison you can come out here and talk about how that title means a lot but in reality that title is nothing. Talk to me when you get a real championship like The Intercontinental title or a World Title. That’s right; you haven’t been World Champion yet and you may never will. Let me tell you how it feels to be a World Champion in one word; Awesome.

He pauses for a moment to that last statement to sink in. The Miz then gets a smirk on his face as he picks up his mic and begins to speak again

The Miz: I laugh at all the people that said you were the one that carried our tag tean. They said that you were the better one. John you were no different than them, you always claimed that you were better than me. Well that’s not the case now; I have proven that I am better than you. I have accomplished many things in my career that you never will. You never accomplish anything in your career because of all the numerous injuries you suffer. That is one thing that separates you and me; that you’re injury prone. You spend more time on the shelf than you do walking down to this ring. But don’t let that stop you from doing all the parkour stuff you love doing.

Maryse and Miz laugh at the last statement as the crowd boo;s them

The Miz: I’m going to leave you with this last message Morrison. I am simply better than you at everything you can think of; winning championships, getting girls and staying healthy. This Monday on WAR I am finally going to shut you and the rest of these mistakes that say that Morrison is better than the Miz. I’m going to show them why I am the must-see CWF superstar, why I’m number one wrestler in the PWI 500 of 2011 and most importantly I’m going to show everyone that The Miz carried John Morrison to Tag team titles, just like I did with Big Show and John Cena. BECAUSE I’M THE MIZ

AND

I’M

The fans chant "Awesome" to taunt the Miz

AWESOME!!!!!!!!

The Miz puts his mic down as he stands next to Maryse and they wait for Morrision's response​

 

[Sam]

Kevin Thorn suddenly appears on the titantron alone. The arena turns dark red and an eerie string concerto plays over the PA system

Kevin Thorn: Sheamus... Dolph Ziggler... Cody Rhodes... three mortal men filled with nothing but greed, ego and self serving. Three men who put themselves above all other men and three men who will utlimately fall beneath those who they look down on. Now as for myself... well, I tend to place myself in an entirely different position to everyone... you place yourself above all other men, when I?... I simply choose to live outwith all men... for I am not a mere mortal like you three. I am a different beast... altogether.

However, during these past months I have not shown but a glimmer of my true inner beast. I have not shown my true being. And it has been too long since I have unleashed a plague of darkness over this pathetic world. However, the wait?... the wait is soon to be over. This week on Monday Night WAR, I, The Master of Macabre, Kevin Thorn have the oppertunity to unleash the inner wrath that those who know of me, know I can willingly unleash. This week, I get the chance to take out these three men who care only for themselves and therefore will be too distracted by their own selves to realise that they will have been cast off to the underworld by the hand of their keeper.

Kevin places his hand on the camera, he pulls it away, looks at it and laughs to himself before turning to face the camera full on.

But their of course, is a motive for my refound ferocity and it is simple... firstly, the oppertunity to end three men in one swoop... and the chance to earn an oppertunity to win some gold here in CWF... for at the end of the day, that's what it is all about... Blood and Gold. And by the end of the month... my hands... will be instilled with both... I will wear gold and I will bathe in blood and all of those who surround me in this filthy rotten landscape and I will reign supreme as the dark emperor of the Championship Wrestling Federation... forever, and ever. And there's nothing, anyone can do to stop the veil of darkness that shall be casted over this world by the midnight prowler, the moonlight howler... your's truely... 'The Master of Macabre'... Kevin Thorn.​

 

[awesome miz]

As The Miz put down the microphone, lights in arena shut down and fans get of their seats and loudly cheer, as on titantron appears John Morrison's promo...

I am John Morrison...

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As Morrison's promo finished, fans leap to their feet and get crazy, because they know what's coming up next, as well known theme hit the sound system...

Now Listen!

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John Morrison's theme song hit "Ain't No Make Believe" the PA system of the arena and fans get to their feet to their brand new Primetime Champion of CWF! Girls in audience nearly swoon when new Champion comes out on the stage with his Primetime title and with huge smile on his face look at all fans sitting in the audience and then send a little kiss to the girls that are standing on their feet and John Morrison then look straight to camera and send message to fans sitting at home by saying “ New Primetime Champion baby! “... John Morrison then step to the middle of the stage and with smile on his face put his arm up and pose for the boys and girls in the audience and fans sitting at home and Morrison do his usual slow motion taunt and behind him begin pyro...

After posing for fans, John Morrison then put his title on his shoulder and slowly begin to walk down and while John is walking down to the ring, he's looking straight on The Miz and with huge smile on his face, fans cheers for him and John stop in the half way to the ring and look at his new championship gold that is now on his shoulder and in moment, John Morrison grab his title and raise it to the air and fans get crazy for him....

John Morrison drop his title to the floor and take down hos coat and let it on the ramp and then grab the title and put it on his shoulder again... Fans are absolutely crazy for him and Morrison slap hands with few fans and then, John Morrison stop before little kid and whisper him something and then take off his sunglasses and put it on the kid. Fans begin to cheer for Morrison even more and Morrison with smile on his face put his title on the apron and roll himself to the ring and then again grab the title and put it on his shoulder. Morrison asks for the microphone and in a second announcer give him his one and Morrison step to the middle of the ring and put his microphone up and begin to talk...

John Morrison: Now, for those of you who don't know.... My name is John Morrison, The Shaman of Sexy, The Monday Night Delight, The Guru of Greatness and your brand new Primetime Champion of the World! And tonight, for people like Miz here, I gonna prove to all of you that being Primetime champion means to be on same level as World Champion... But before I will start to talk about tonight, let me take you back to last week... Because as you all know, last week was probably best day in history of this company! Not only that I became first ever true Primetime champion, but I as well was informed, that I gonna face either Sheamus, Kevin Thorn, Dolph Ziggler or my good old friend Cody Rhodes at Starrcade for this championship... And I can tell you that I'm so happy about it, because let's face it... neither one of them can compare to The Guru of Greatness... And to be honest, tonight it's like training for me... And we finally get to tonight and it brings me to huge question Miz... Who the hell is John Morrision?

Fans laughs and Miz shake his head and as Morrison mocks him and then continue...

John Morrison: Miz can you tell anyone of us, when was times when you was in same tag team as that mystical John Morrision? Man even when we were tag team partners, you never told me you was in team with some Morrision... To be honest with you man, I'm really said you never told me about that guy. I thought I was only one that carried about you. But as I see, I wasn't right... But maybe, just maybe, there wasn't any Morrision... Maybe, that mystery John Morrision isn't anything more than just product of your imagination... Just like all of your girlfriends are... Nah, you know I'm just kidding. Because we all can see that you can have every single women with this cute hair... Actually... No you can't because you are looking little bit like Big Dick Johnson... Yeah, you guys have same bodies man... But sure, he has bigger career than you ever gonna have....

Fans get crazy for John Morrison, and The Monday Night Delight step to the ropes and again put microphone near to his mouth and continue...

John Morrison: No, no, no, let this be... Let's look back to history Miz... First, you said I don't deserve to be in the same ring as you or something like that right? You said, that the fact, that I am The Primetime Champion means nothing, that I should come to you and talk to you when I earn something like Intercontinental championship.... Well Miz, there's one little problem in this... You was once Intercontinental champion.. But me, I'm Intercontinental champion for three times... You as well said when I earn World Title... Well you maybe are as stupid as you look, but I was World Champion, when you was doing your reality shows... I was ECW World Champion... And I was called New Face of Extreme... But not only that, in my opinion, you don't deserve to be in the same ring as me... Look, you are five time tag team champ, me too... We both won Slammy awards, when we were tag team partners... I won tough enough... You won nothing... You see Miz, we are like every single great tag team in history... We are like Harlem Heat, we are like Hardyz, we are like Edge and Christian, we are like Brothers of Destruction, we are like The Rockers...

Fans get of their seats as Morrison said name of Rockers and arena turn into huge chant of “ HBK “ and Morrison just stand and smile before he continues...

John Morrison: You hear it Miz? They are chanting HBK's name, because only one guy from the team can be remember for ages... And in our case... I am Shawn Michaels and you are Marty Janetty... You remember, when they broke up, Shawn Michaels came and become one of biggest legends of this business... And Janetty? He disappeared and everybody forgot him... And to be honest, you and him, you both are in someway same... Just look at you and him... Imagine you and him in same team... I'm Mizzy, I'm Marty, we're Janneties and we're awesome... Be Jealous... That would be team... Marty – great wrestler and Miz? That would be something like Freddy and Johnson team up... Man, you better leave by yourself... Do you guys want to see boring Miz out of here?

Fans cheer so loudly that Arena is nearly shaking again and they show that they want to see Miz out of CWF and John Morrison again put microphone near to his mouth...

John Morrison: Well Miz, I think you know what are you suppose to do... Now until we meet later tonight, you can call me most must see Primetime champion in history of this company... You still call yourself most must see champion in history, but I don't see any title around your waist... So until you earn something, Be Jealous, Because you're The Miz and you're...

fans loudly chant “ awesome “ …

John Morrison: Jannety......

Fans laugh and cheer for John Morrison and Morrison drop his microphone and Smile at Miz and slowly leave ring and walk to the backstage....​

 

[Big Red Jericho Punk]

OOC: Hey I am pretty busy today, do you think you can do one tomorrow. I will get one up tomorrow early (American time), could you get one up tomorrow and will leave it 2-2. Andrew isn't putting up the show till an hour before Raw so we got time.

 

[Guano]

I AM PERFECTION!​

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Dolph Ziggler comes out to a standing ovation of boo's, as he has a microphone in hand and starts talking from the stage.

Dolph Ziggler: I should have been automatically named the #1 Contender for The Primetime Championship, I shouldn't have to earn it. We've got the Oaf that is Sheamus, Twilight ripoff that is Kevin Thorn, and The American Dream's Son, Cody Rhodes. Every quality they process I already have, The Intelligence, The Perfect Body, The Charisma, The Good Looks, The Talent, and all this added up together equals The look of a Champion. It's something that I don't expect these slobs to understand, because I'm the greatest superstar on this roster.

The crowd boo's heavily on Dolph Ziggler, as Dolph looks into the camera and yells, "I'm the future!"

Dolph Ziggler: It baffles me even more to know that John Morrison is the Primetime Champion. It disgusts me that somebody like John Morrison is the champion, because he's all flash and no substance. He's unworthy of being called a champion, which is why I'll make it my duty to bring back prestige and honor to The Primetime Champsionship!

The crowd boo's Ziggler heavily, as Ziggler just stands and waits.

Dolph Ziggler: On August 15, 2011, Monday Night War. Three other "deserving" competitors will have the opportunity to become #1 Contender for The Primetime Championship. Sadly, I hate to disappoint everybody because after Monday Night, everybody will be witness towards the super-stardom of Dolph Ziggler and the future Primetime Champion.

Dolph Ziggler stands in the ring and waits for a response, as the crowd boo's heavily.​

 

[Derrick]

Just as Khali lifts his hand, the camera goes backstage. We see HBK going around. Apparently, he is whistling and singing his theme, but kinda like he is shy, he is a bit more quiet than you would expect.

Shawn Michaels: I think I'm cute.. I know I'm sexy dum duh deh dum... I'm just a sexy boy.. dum deh dum dum..

He walks his way, walks his walk, apparently, he is looking for Bret Hart, so they can go into the ring, and say something to The Great Hassan. He walks and walks and continues walking, when suddenly a very familiar face to him shows up, and he is a bit sad. He is seen sitting on a box, sighing. It is none other than 'The Game' Triple H. HBK comes up to him and tells him to come. HHH comes. And so they walk together backstage.

HBK: So what's up, Hunter, what's wrong? You seem sad.

HHH: Well Shawn, they call you Sonic, don't they? In case you didn't know, Cena just effed me over. Literally.

HBK: WHAT?

HHH: Well not literally, but still!

HBK: Man. He's a prick.. you know, you probably know what would I do if I was you. But nah. You can't do that. My legs are longer and they have a better.. swing.. you know. And so what are you gonna do now Hunter?

HHH whispers something into HBK's ear.

HBK: Oh.. I see.

Suddenly, Bret Hart walks up. He looks weird at HHH and HBK.

Bret Hart: Hi Shawn. Weren't you supposed to come out to the ring and teach those two goons a lesson with ME?

HBK: Well we would have been there for over than 15 minutes if you were here.. so.. yeah.

Bret Hart: Is this really how this is gonna work.. because.. if it is.. I knew all the time you are a bad man. A man who screws another man--

Bret is cut by HBK who Sweet Chin Music's him. He then High-Fives HHH. They do the traditional DX chop, and the crowd goes apeshit as the duo continues walking their way backstage, and probably to the ring.

HBK: You know what, Hunter? You were sooo right. I feel better.

HHH: Who knows you better than I do, Shawn, but, damn, your age is reflecting on your mind, you are becoming kinda senile, few years ago, you'd do the same without me.

HBK: Oh just shut your mouth Hunter, will you? Or you're gonna end up worse than Bret.

HHH: Okay, okay, just sayin'. By the way, damn it feels good to go old school!

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One minute later. The whole arena is quiet and they wait for something to happen as Daivari and Khali are visibly bored. It looks like they want to go out of the ring, but suddenly..

"ARE YOU READY?!?!!"

Fans go crazy.

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Lights in the arena go totally dark green as the probably most famous tag team ever makes their entrance and they rush in and just under the titantron do the X with the green glowing sticks, and they continue walking and posing. After that, they throw the sticks to the fans and literally almost everyone in the arena does the X thing with their arms. HHH and HBK walk a bit more.

They enter the ring, but when they enter the ring, Shawn slaps himself and smiles, showing us that he is crazy as HHH looks like 'WTF'. Shawn takes two mics from ringside and re-enters the ring and puts them on the apron, as they do the DX Chops!!! And the green pyro goes and they pose after that.

A huge DX chant breaks out as the lights fade to normal and HHH raises his mic and hugs Shawn. With his arm left on his shoulder, he starts talking.

DX:

Triple H:

Dammit, it was a looong LOOONG time since you saw us like this the last time wasn't it? Well, good news for ya, 'cause we're baaack!!!

Fans cheer loudly.

I can bet Shawn's hair (HBK yells at him "NO!").. sorry Shawn.. I can bet Shawn's hair, that all of you know who we are as we are, and, we were the phenomenon of tag team wrestling! Every kid, grown-up, grandma, grandpa should and must know who are DX! (Shawn adds "And they do!"). Just like that Shawn!

Fans cheer.

Now.. you see, when we're here already, and these.. middle east allstars.. are here to, I think it would be nice to say something, like say HI!

HHH gives HBK the other microphone as HBK looks confused and starts speaking.

Shawn Michaels:

Hunter I told you, no I pleased you to stop giving me the microphone in situations when I don't expect it, it's emotionally and socially uncomfortable for me to be expected to say something and be out of words, jeez. BUT! Speaking of out of words, it looks like these two are out of words too! And their buddy backstage is probably too. Because it's boring--

Triple H:

BOOORING.

Shawn Michaels:

What has gotten into you today man? You keep interrupting me!

Triple H:

Come on.. don't be a menace.

Shawn Michaels:

Yeah, yeah. Now to more important things! Blah, blah. Blah. Blah Blah Blah, blah blah BLAH! Now this was a message for Khali, and let me translate this for Daivari. You, sir, are probably the most unsympathetic team to ever be seen on a wrestling show. That is the reason why you don't have any fans too.. well maybe Arabic seniors, but we can't confirm that, and you know why? You're, just as I said a while ago, before my buddy interrupted me here, so out of words it hurts. And by the way, did we surprise you?

Triple H:

We did, no doubt, I think that our old love Mae Young just maybe had a heart attack when we returned, and if she did, sorry Mae, we love you. Not literally though. Now back to the main point! You two are victims of bigotry and of discrimination for 10 years! You are so dangerous that my testicles froze and Steph will kill me now, and I don't know what to do, because you see, all those words you say, they sound too creepy and the accent, it makes them even more creepy and when Khali says GWOOOAH the testicles that froze a while ago now turn into snowflakes and... somebody hug me or I'll start crying!

Fans laugh a bit as HBK hugs HHH.

Thanks Shawn, you are a true brother, because these two creepy gentlemen from America, but only with Arabic names, oh cut the crap already. Now.. On a more serious note. Guys, you seriously ramble too much about yourselves, you seem really egocentric. I hate the fact that you haven't even faced us yet and you sure would and will now say how we are zeros and your dominance is so mighty and such, and the fact is that the winners are me and Shawn, for 100%. Bet Shawn's hair on that.

Shawn Michaels:

What did I tell you about betting my hair Hunter?

Triple H:

But.. but I.. oh nevermind, party pooper. Back to you, guys. We are probably the best tag team to ever exist. We have won many titles together, been in many feds, entertained so many fans, we just engraved our names in history. And that was only in tag division. In the singles division, Shawn is proclaimed the best wrestler ever by many guys, and I'm a legend of this business, too. I was bored for so long I nearly bored myself to death, and so I wanted to have fun, and here we are. Sorry for Shawn's mood, by the way, he hates surprises and unexpected things, and he didn't expect all this today so, that's the reason and that is the reason why I'll talk the talk today. And this would probably happen even if Shawn didn't see me backstage today, I was seriously planning to call him today or tomorrow, so we think of some way how to team again and entertain you all again, and we couldn't do it without you.

Fans chant "Thank You DX".

This is also the reason why we're back. To be more precise, it's one of the reasons. The second one are your titles.

Shawn Michaels:

It is really a pain in the head when you see such beautiful titles to be held by some ugly men who can't even wrestle and 2 of them can't even speak English properly. These titles you carry have a great history and we aren't gonna let them lose their prestige by being ruined by you. That is why we're here, to win win win again! And we are totally gonna kick your arse on Monday..

Now both HHH and HBK say this.

And if you're not down with that.. we've got two words for ya..

Fans shout "SUCK IT!!"

HHH and HBK drop the microphones and climb on the top turnbuckles and pose for the fans as their theme resumes and they go backstage to huge cheers.

OOC: Sorry if I disappointed, I've done my best, it's 3am or something here, a bit of a gamechanger here, so yeah. Sorry for the length, I tried to do it as short as I could do it. Good luck RIR.​

 

[Big Red Jericho Punk]

Edge looks at Finlay like he's mentally Blue, but then finally begins to speak.

Edge: Hold on a sec, wait a minute Finlay you actually go out and party? A 52 year old man that looks as ugly as you has no business being around women unless of course they got some kind of disease. The only man I know that can get away with taking beautiful women out at such an old age is the good old Nature Boy himself Ric Flair!! You don't like to make excuses huh, well you just made loads of them. What kind of man are you to your Irish culture? Your supposed to represent this company since your the champ yet you make excuses? I think we all know that your not "The Fighting Irishman" but that your "The Fat and Out Of Shape Irishman".

The crowd starts laughing with Finlay not being amused

Edge: Also if I were you, I restrain from mocking people because you clearly suck at it. Congrats you took out one of the biggest names ever in The Rock, but you see I am BETTER than The Rock. Some may not like me saying that, but unlike The Rock I have been here forever. My blood, my sweat, and my heart have been through this ring while Rock went to go do things like work for Disney. Yeah not the coolest thing to do, but that his business yet still something bugs me from your little speech Finlay. You think I am overrated? Last time I checked holding the most titles out of any man in the world makes a pretty clear indication that I'm not overrated. Let me see your achievements big boy, let me think. Ah, I get it now the only number of titles you can match me in is probably being the fat slob you are and drink your way to whatever your Irish people live for in the motherland.

The crowd are on their feet cracking up, as Finlay is heated. Edge looks directly at him ready to talk again.

Edge: Now I am not the rebel that I once was anymore, is that what your getting at? You think I have gone all PG and kiddy friendly. So what a man can't be a rebel and still show respect to his legions of fans. In case, you forgot I do bend the rules. I kicked Dave Batista square in the nuts when I faced him and I enjoyed it. What "PG" guy does that, not anyone I know!! I give respect to the fans for all the money they put into watching us. Without them, we don't have jobs and we don't make money. That title you have becomes nothing without these fans. I have changed my ways for the right reasons, but my tactics and me being the "Ultimate Opportunist" will never CHANGE!! So you can try to rip me but in the end you just have to look yourself in the mirror Finlay. Your champion that's a huge accomplishment and you certainly didn't beat a pushover. But play time is over, I am back in the mix and I plan on still proving why I am the best. That doesn't just go to you, that also goes to that lunatic CM Punk.

Crowd gives Edge a mixed reaction when the name CM Punk is mentioned.

Edge: It's funny you try to talk about pain, but let's see what we would do. At around ten years ago, I was the one jumping off of ladders and going through tables. You on the other hand was probably at some run down pub fighting people because you couldn't afford another drink. We are two different people, I have done things the extreme way you just like to punch and bite like an animal. Your a typical Irish loser that is going to still be a loser after I am done with you. The retirement jokes are funny, daddy why don't you actually be original? You seem to like to take Batista's lines but just like him, you will eat your words. I will take you to hell if I have to because your ego has gotten way too out of control. I am back and I am back for good, nothing will stop me. You can go break a few bones in me, but that won't be the end of me. I am Immortal Finlay and I can't be put down for good. So I hope you put some magic leprechaun angel dust on those big old hands of yours to try to knock me out. Otherwise just like everyone that has stepped in my path, you will feel the power of the spear!!!

Edge throws his mic down and tells Finlay "your mine" as he walks out. Finlay can't believe it and starts yelling. He eventually gets on the microphone telling him to wait. Edge waits on the stage ready to listen to him.

OOC: Alright so just do one more and were good. Good luck..

 

[ants]

Finlay walks towards the ropes and addresses Edge who is walking to the back

FINLAY: You just wait there a minute. I am the CWF Heavyweight Champion, and I command respect. Nobody, and I mean nobody, especially you are going to walk out on me and have the last word on this matter. Especially when you talk a whole heap of crap which needs to be set straight once and for all. Firstly, I’ll start with the least insulting thing that you said, and that was questioning my ability to go out and party with the rest of them, and those females should steer clear of me. Funny, even at my age I can attract the right type of female. Not the sort of girl who has been with every other bloke in the back. That same girl consents to having a live sex celebration not only in front of thousands of people, and millions watching at home. Also, maybe not the sort of girl who looks like a baby whale. Not really my type of girl mate, but you sure can pick them. Any female that gets with you would need to be tested instantly for diseases because surely you’ve got something in your days.

Finlay laughs and quickly addresses the crowd.

Yeah, I’d be booing him as well for spreading around all sorts of sexually transmitted diseases. It’s an atrocious effort. Anyway, getting back on track, you can call me a fat bloke all you like, but I must say everything I said about you being overrated is true. As far as the contests I would beat you in, and the titles I hold that you never will, well hey, look no further than this one right here. You have never, and will never be the CWF Heavyweight Champion. Some people may be wondering, why will Edge never be the CWF Heavyweight Champion? It starts and ends with what I said before about you not being the same Rated R Superstar that you once were. You see, back then, you took every chance you could get and never worried about the impact that your actions could make. There the only times you ever had any success, when you took those risks yourself, or had other people helping you out. It’s different with you now, you care too much about doing the right thing by these idiots that you don’t make the most of every opportunity any more. You can still call yourself the Ultimate Opportunist, and say that it will never change, but it already has.

The crowd boos, but Finlay ignores them and continues.

Now I will commend you on one thing, and that’s the fact that you do have a comeback for every little thing that I’ve said, and I like that about you. You are confident, and that is one thing that you have always been whether you’re playing the Ultimate Opportunist role, or playing your try hard John Cena make the kids giggle role. That’s the first step you need to take if you want to go head-to-head with me and at least walk out of the arena. My only problem with your perceived confidence is the fact that you show no respect for the champion. You surely have to no that I am not going to lose two matches in a row, and now I am 100 per cent fit, and there will be no more excuses coming out of my mouth. There will be no excuses because there will be no need for any anymore. I will walk into War the better man between the two of us, and I will walk out of War the better man between the two of us. It’s as simple as that, and you can count on it.​

Ooc: Short, I didn’t have much time.

 

[Doink]

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WHOAAAAAAAAA!
Your Only Smoke And Mirrors!

Cody Rhodes' entrance theme hits the PA system much to the fans dislike and when the CWF’s Dashing superstar walks onto the stage he gets a standing ovation of boos.

Cody smirks and turns round to face the titantron looking at his 'dashing' face before he slowly walks down the ramp and ignoring the boos from the fans, climbs up the steel steps and gets into the ring. He picks up the mic that was laid out for him and addresses the CWF Universe.

‘Dashing’ Cody Rhodes: Shut up! Last week, last week was a fluke. John Morrison’s win was nothing short of a fluke. A fluke! I’m going to prove that to everybody in the entire arena. You know how? I’m going to win that Ultimate X match and become your two time dashing champion.

The fans cut Rhodes off with a lot of boos

‘Dashing’ Cody Rhodes: Now here, we have Casper The Ghost, A Freak Of Nature and a Cheerleader. I mean really? This looks more like a circus than a wrestling ring and that is why I’m here. I’m here to prevent this match from getting a record low rating. The people see Cody Rhodes and they buy tickets just to see Cody Rhodes. Nobody else in this company has the outstanding charisma and physique that I have. Nobody is going to stop me on my way to becoming a two time Primetime Champion. Not Sheamus, not Kevin Thorn, not John Morrison.

A huge cheer erupts at the mention of the current Primetime Champion.

‘Dashing’ Cody Rhodes: Not anybody! Sheamus, you think you deserve to be the Primetime Champion? Don’t get ahead of yourself fella. That title belongs to ME! Not you Sheamus, not Morrison, ME! It’ll be coming back to its rightful owner, and there is nothing you can do to stop that. Maybe if you take some of that make-up off, you might be seen as a threat because as of now, nobody in this company is a threat to me. I mean, Caspar was a friendly ghost right?

Rhodes got a mixed reaction from the fans and laughter rung throughout the arena

‘Dashing’ Cody Rhodes: What’s this? A ripoff vampire. What are you going to do, bite me? Newsflash for you, vampires don’t exist. So stop dressing like a freak. You are definitely not going to win this match. Your just a pathetic excuse for a wrestler who is very ugly. Someone like you cannot possibly be in the same league as me. You havn’t anything on me. You haven’t got my style, my charisma or my talent.

The fans boo Rhodes and he looks at Ziggler

‘Dashing’ Cody Rhodes: Perfect? Trust me Dolph you are far from perfect. Your nothing but a stuck up cheerleader boy with no skills. Maybe watch me in the ring, stop using so much gel because no matter how much you use, you will never be ‘dashing’. Now, you have no chance whatsoever of winning this match so I suggest you shut your mouth and let the talented superstar teach you a lesson.

Rhodes is cut off by the boos of the crowd.

‘Dashing’ Cody Rhodes: That title is mine and I want it back.
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