CWF - Past War Trashtalking #15 (Merging Issue)

[Chris Dresdon]

Kane is standing on the ring apron looking to the stage. He is brought a microphone as the lights in the arena come on.

Kane: Michael Mizanin. You must be feeling rather confident about the opportunity lying ahead of you considering I've lost for the past few weeks here on War. As I have said, I don't measure myself with wins and losses, but you are one of those people that do, which explains the optimism I spoke of. I'm not going to make excuses for my defeat, I will simply foretell of things to come. Next week when you and I step into this ring together, I will silence a man most vocal, a man most arrogant, you, Michael. You speak highly of your own self-worth, making proclamations of elevated appeal and can't-miss charisma, when I see you as nothing but a man trying to deny the inevitable. You have a sizeable set of crosshairs on your chest, and someday someone is going to pull the trigger and annihilate you. But only for a short time more will that be true. The day will be July 25th, and the someone will be me, the Devil's favorite demon.

Kane breaks into his trademark evil laughter as he steps through the ropes into the ring, watching the stage as he waits to see if The Miz shows himself.​

 

[Andrew]

MNR: Christian vs. Morrison - HELL IN A CELL

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Out comes Christian wearing a leather jacket and a dark red t-shirt as 'Highway to the Danger Zone' by VS The Ocean begins playing. Christian smiles at the crowd as they erupt into boos. Christian goes to speak.

Christian;

Again, I have to go through the same route as I did last week. John Morrison, for three weeks now I will be without The Big Show because Tazz is constantly banning him from ringside and you... you John, you're trying to play mind games. Putting me in a Hell in a Cell just days before Retribution, who do you think you are? Look at your match for Retribution, a twenty minute Championship Scramble, you could literally take a breather for fifteen minutes then get involved. But me John, I have to go through this Hell in a Cell and then go on to face Randy Orton... You've put my body in a tough position but coming into Hell in a Cell, I'll be bringing everything I can in that very ring. Big Show won't be allowed out here and I cannot be protected but there are other ways I can be protected John. I can outsmart you in every possible way, that chair shot I delivered to you was because I knew I could beat you, I wanted to end it there because you kept being a sneaky little bitch. You kept running to the outside every single time I was an 'inch' close to pinning you, but I'm glad you made the stipulation 'Hell in a Cell'. It gives me enough reason to put you out for weeks like I have done to Zack Ryder and Randy Orton. Speaking of Randy, he's back this week, but who said he'll be able to compete... Randy better be careful of me as well, but you John... Why are you all of a sudden out to get me? When my only intention is hurting Randy Orton?

Christian allows the crowd to boo heavily, Christian continues on.

If I remember correctly you were going to take me to your 'Palace of Wisdom', look John, I have no idea what you're on about, if you think a Hell in a Cell is your Palace of Wisdom then let me tell you... Welcome to your own nightmare. Do you have any idea how dangerous I could be in the ring? I didn't make any mistakes on taking Zack Ryder out of this company, in fact... I made the right decision. We don't need some try-hard party animal to walk in here and tell us that he's going to be our 'broski', we don't need a fake Championship laying around in the company. Yet you John, you think this is all funny? You think calling these people 'bro' is going to get you popular, you must be freakin' kidding me! You lost two weeks ago not because of your partner, you lost because you couldn't perform and knowing I've said that... How are you able to use your parkour skills in a Cell? You're entering prison here John, there is no escaping until one of us is pinned. I'm going to take you to the top of the cage and make you bleed and leave you hanging there because you're not coming down at all, the top of the cage is your last resort John.

Christian steps into the ring, looks towards the titantron.

I've pinned The Rock, one on one... Last week you said The Rock has beaten me countless times... where's your proof. The Rock has never once pinned me here in CWF, I've been in triple threats, tags, fatal four ways but The Rock has never, ever pinned me. So where you got your source from really has me wondering... Nobody sees me as a threat but I guarantee you John, when I get that opportunity for that CWF Heavyweight Championship. I will win it and there is nothing anybody out in that locker room can do about it. The greatest wrestler in CWF is me, not you, not anybody else. Jealously is a trait John, you need to stop being jealous of me and for what I am. Yet you think I cheated to get that victory? I am just purely a great wrestler, you might have the athleticism and the flips to delight these people but YOU will never, ever be on my level at all John. I'm getting sick and tired of you morons thinking that I stand absolutely no chance here, I've been winning as of late and John, come Hell in a Cell... I'll beat you so bad that you may be lucky to even be at Retribution. If you really think you're the future of the company than I suggest you walk away the winner at Retribution and come back to me because I'm going to hit the switch on you, Randy and everybody else that comes towards my path... John, unfortunately for you... Your luck is running out.
​

 

[The Hoov]

WAR 7/25/11 The Rock vs Randy Orton

.........IS COOKIN'?!

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The crowd ignites as the CWF World Heavyweight Champion The Rock emerges from the back. He stops on the stage and surveys the crowd here tonight.

The Rock starts walking down the ramp as only The Rock can but something is missing: His CWF World Heavyweight Title belt. The fans are definitely confused by this but are nevertheless excited to see their People's Champion. He gets on the apron of the ring and scales the turnbuckle and raises his arm in salute to all of his fans. He then climbs into the ring and is handed a microphone.


The Rock: FINALLY! The Rock HAS COME BACK to New Jersey!


The fans break out into an uproar as The Rock mentions their homestate. Rock circles around the ring before continuing.


The Rock: Now, The Rock knows what's on everybody's mind right now. The burning question everyone is dying to know, is where is the CWF World Heavyweight Championship? Well, let The Rock explain to you just exactly where that piece of crap title belt is: It's sitting on Tazz's desk in his office because The Rock was sick and tired of carrying around a title the likes of Alberto Del Rio held. Does this mean The Rock is denouncing the CWF Championship? Of course not but you see, The Rock, he went out and made this:


The Rock points upwards and a large box lowers from the rafters. The Rock takes a step back so it can properly land. The crowd is on the edge of their seats to see what The Rock has in store. As soon as it lands, The Rock opens the box and reveals the BRAND NEW CWF World Heavyweight Championship belt.

The Rock slaps the new belt over his shoulder as the fans go absolutely crazy for it.


The Rock: You see, this title means that The Rock is the best in the world. This title means that The Rock is The Most Electrifying Man in All of Entertainment and the CWF Title.....it needed to represent that. The Rock thinks it looks much better. Some of you might be saying to yourselves “This is counting the chickens before they hatch, Rock!â€￾ Well, The Rock says this: Finlay, he doesn't stand a snowball's chance in Hell in beating The Rock. Simple as that. Someone else who doesn't is Randy Orton.


The crowd cheers for Randy Orton's name but also groans because they know what's coming next from The Rock.


The Rock: Randy Orton, The Rock knows you've been going through some rough patches with Christian. The Rock knows full well what kind of sneaky sum bitch Christian is and how dirty he can be, but let The Rock make something clear to you and that is The Rock doesn't give a horse's ass what you've been through. The Rock doesn't hand out sympathy. The Rock doesn't take pity. Randy Orton, The Rock does one thing and that is whoop ass in this ring and this week on WAR, you're in The Rock's ring.


The crowd is split with a slight edge going towards our World Heavyweight Champion. Rock continues on his rant.


The Rock: You see, The Rock doesn't understand something. The Rock doesn't understand how someone like you got to be who you are. You and your blandness. “I....Am Going.....To Punt You.....In......The Skull! I....Have.....A Monotone.....Voice! My boyfriend's name......Is Greg....and We Live.....By The Sea!â€￾ Aww, Shut the Hell Up! The Rock is tired of hearing you. The Rock is sick and tired of being compared to your monkey ass because there's one thing The Rock is nothing like and that is you, Bland-Y Bore-Ton!


The crowd can't help but laugh at all The Rock's jokes at Orton's expense. It seems, tho, that The Rock isn't done.


The Rock: So, Randy, this week The Rock is going to prove to you and the entire world just why The Rock is The People's Champ, The CWF Champ, and most importantly NOTHING like YOU!


The Rock lifts his microphone up and starts his catchphrase.

The Rock: IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL-LALALALALALALALALALALALALALOW! WHAT THE ROCK.......IS COOKIN'?!


The Rock raises the People's Eyebrow and starts to walk out of the ring. Suddenly.....​

 

[Tapout]

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!

The fans erupt into a loud cheer for the returning Randy Orton. The Legend Killer Randy Orton walks out from the back in street cloths. He looks into the ring, and stares for a few seconds, emotionless into The Rock. He then decides to slowly walk down the ramp to him.

He makes his way to the ring, and slowly climbs the steps, and enters the ring. He measures Rock up, before grabbing the mic out of a stage hand's hand. He looks at Rock again, then out to the sea of people cheering him on.

Randy Orton: Well if it isn't the great one himself, Mr. Hollywood, the Most Electrifying Man in ALL of Sports Entertainment, The CWF Heavyweight Champion, The Rock.

The fans cheer at Randy's opening sentence.

Randy Orton: This here seems to be every bodies dream match. The Legend Killer, The Viper! Versus The Peoples Champ, The Rock. You see Rock, I agree with you. Me, and you. We're nothing alike. There are many key differences between you and I. One of which being that I am more talented in this Ring then you could ever hope to be. Another one being that unlike you, I didn't turn my back on wrestling for Hollywood. Unlike you, I back up what I say. You've got a point, I'm not the best talker in CWF, or in Professional Wrestling. I don't need to be. My actions speak louder then my words. I've ended countless careers. I'm a Legend Killer! And you're just the next has been Legend that I'm about to add to my never ending list.

The fans are split half and half for Rock and Orton. Orton paces around a bit, never taking his eyes off the Rock.

Randy Orton: You see Rock, unlike you, I don't hide behind a microphone. I don't hide behind corny, stupid catch phrases. I don't hide behind the fans, I don't hide behind anyone Rock. I could care less if there's a single Randy Orton shirt, or Randy Orton sign in the crowd. I do this, because I'm the most fearful superstar on the Roster. Something Christian is going to find out very soon. No one attacks Randy Orton, and walks away to brag about it. People's careers, people's lives change when they enter the ring with me. I could care less if I'm in your ring this week Rock, because the outcome will always be the same when I give you and R..K..O and show what a joke our World Champion is. The best chance you have of beating my Rock is if that sneaky little bastard Christian puts his nose where it doesn't belong again, and some how causes you to win the match.

The Fans are having a hard choice between Randy and Rock, although it seems more support is being handed to the Rock.

Randy Orton: Say your catchphrases, wear your little joke of a title, and prance around this ring like the jackass you are, but I don't let anyone stand in my way, and I'll be DAMNED if it's you Rock. So bring all you have, because it's as simple as one RKO to beat you. One mistake Rock, and it's all over. Have fun while it lasts, because after Christian learns his lesson, and Finlay fails like he always does, your next challenge is going to be me. Like it or not. ​

 

[SoccerBoy]

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"I Came to Play"by Downstait begins to play over the PA System. The Miz comes out with the Intercontinental Championship on this shoulder and the sexy Maryse come out to the stage to a crowd of boo's. They walk down to the ring totally ignoring the booing fans. They get to the ring apron and do their usual taunts they do on the ropes. They enter the ring and Maryse grabs the mic from the ring worker and hands it to The Miz.

The Miz: Really?

The crowd chants "What" loudly

The Miz: Really?

The crowd chants "What" loudly

The Miz: Really? You expect me to believe that you are the Devil’s favorite demon. Is that some kind of trick to scare me into not competing in this match? Well it’s not going to work Kane you see I’m not afraid of you or anything you say. People have come out here and said that I’m nothing that I’m just a big mouth kid who is arrogant and doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. The last guy who came out and under-estimated not only lost his title to me but ended up in the hospital for about a week or so. But hey if you still think I talk a big game, well I’ll just have to show you up in the ring on War this week. I’m going to show you why I am the current Intercontinental Champion and why I am awesome. All this will contribute to you continuing on your loss streak as I continue my streak of being undefeated and unpinned here in CWF. BECAUSE I’M THE……

The Miz is interrupted by Kane​

 

[awesome miz]

Now Listen!

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John Morrison's theme song hit "Ain't No Make Believe" the PA system of the arena and fans get to their feet to their new hero in CWF! Fan's loudly cheer as John Morrison appears on the stage in his T-Shirt and smile and looks around girls in audience.... John then did his usual slow motion taunt and fans are crazy for him... Morrison then begin to walk down to the ring....

John slap with few fans and stop before little kid, take down his sunglasses and put them on the kid. Fans get to their feet again and John jump on the apron and over top rope jump into the ring... Fans get crazy for him and John Morrison ask for microphone and announcer give him one. Morrison then step back little bit and smile on Christian and put microphone up and respond to his opponent...

John Morrison: Whoa, whoa, whoa Christian... You really said that when someone calling these fans “broâ€￾ can't get him popular? You that was calling these same fans peeps just few months ago? Are you kidding me Christian? You are like on drugs tonight... I mean listen to you for a moment... You said tonight, when we gonna be lock inside that cell, I will be in my nightmare? You think I'm idiot? I picked that match because on that cell, I can do my parkour moves, and I can take you to a limit... But why I really chose that match is, because you can't get disqualified, you can't get counted out, you can't call your friend... Just you and me and only one of us can leave that cell as winner... And you will not be the one. Oh yeah and you talked about my Palace of Wisdom... Well, there can be only sexy guys like me and not creepy guys like you. But maybe, once, I'll show you around my palace. Then maybe in your little brain gonna light up and you finally gonna see, that you will never touch on that World Championship... And yeah Christian, I said you lost to The Rock, because you did... There are loses and loses... You maybe never get pinned by The Rock, but that doesn’t matter he didn't beat you... Because trust me or not, you got lucky one night! You won by cheating and that mean nothing....

fans get to their feet for John Morrison and John quickly continue....

John Morrison: Hey Christian... If I remember correctly you said, that my luck is running out... What the hell that mean? You know, I never had luck in matches. I don't winning matches cause of luck... I'm winning cause of my skills and my ability to talk like a tough guy and fight like even more tougher guy... And that's the difference between me and you Christian. You and your little killswitch don't even hurt me. I will just simply get up and get up until you will be so sick of it that you gonna make mistake. And when comes opportunity before me, I take it. And I will take the opportunity to beat you tonight. Not cause of luck, but cause of skills. You know, you talk trashes but when it comes to actions, you get yourself disqualified cause you just can't beat me? Let me tell you something Christian... If there is someway you can beat me tonight, I hope you gonna give me same opportunity I gave you tonight... I gave you chance to proof, that you deserve post where you are... So Christian me and you, after I will win on Retribution my first ever Intercontinental championship here in CWF again... What you think?

Fans loudly cheer for christian and chant “one more matchâ€￾ is heard around the arena and John grab microphone and continue again...

John Morrison: I know your answer is no, because you are damn coward, but hey, don't give me opportunity to show you, how Monday Night Delight take what he wants... because you should hurt yourself Christian... You are playing big game in as a small guy... Tonight Christian, last week gonna repeat... Different ending, same result... Christian face it, you can't beat me fairly, so don't try it by cheating... Beat it or let it... Don't put in situation where I gonna have to take you around my palace of wisdom and show you how the shaman of sexy is doing his things... You really don't want to feel how it hurt when I hit you with a STAR...SHIP...PAAAAAAAIN! ​

 

[Andrew]

Christian stares at Morrison with a blank expression.

Christian;

Did you seriously just say that? Could you get any more 'stupider'? I used to call these morons 'peeps', but I learned that they were leeching off me, distracting me from everything. When I respected these idiots I never won, I came so close... When I decided to do things on my own terms, I defeated the CWF Heavyweight Champion, does that say something to you John? Do you want to take this all in? Write a note or two? I've yet to fail a wellness policy John, I am much more smarter than you. What I did in the past, was in the past and I'm happy to be who I am today. I don't think these morons understand, never again will I call them 'peeps', never again will they cheer for me because I don't need it John... Could you get any more stupider like seriously John? You picked a stipulation and you don't even know the rules, we're in a Hell in a Cell and the door can be opened, we can climb up the steel structure, go on top... Throw one another off the top and crash on the floor. But there's no countouts, no disqualifications which means I can use The Big Show if I wish to. He isn't banned this week John and if I am in trouble, if my life is at risk... He will be there and I promise you that!

The crowd boo's at the name of The Big Show.

I don't care about your looks or the Palace of Wisdom at all. What I care about is how 'cocky' you seem to be, how you're running your mouth thinking you're better than me John. Which you're not, last week I decided to hurt you because I simply can. Not because I chose to run away, I will do what I want, when I want and there is nothing you can do about it. Your parkour spots in this cell John, you can do your flips and whatever you want but there's no rules in this cell... I can bring weapons, I can damage your spine, your legs, arms... I can do everything in my path to make sure you don't do any parkour spots, I can put you out of action for weeks. Just like I have to Randy Orton. I am simply better than you, I am simply the greatest wrestler in CWF. I was screwed out of my Championship match John and when I get there one day, I will become champion and as for you thinking you'll win that Intercontinental Championship... If you win, I'm just going to take it away from you, in fact... I accept your challenge... If you win, you're facing me first up. You thought I was a coward, but now you've just realized I accepted your challenge and it gives me great pleasure knowing I'll hurt you twice as harder as I'll hurt you on Monday.

Christian smiles as he walks around the ring.

When you think about luck... you have no skill John. You think you can win with skill, all I can is try John because in this very cell. I have experience in being in stipulations where your body is on the line, I've been in many stipulation matches John, I'd be very, very careful if I was you because on Monday... If I am at risk, I will have protection with me and I will walk away the winner, you just chose the 'perfect' match and now you cannot do anything about it John.

Christian walks past John Morrison and shoves him, Morrison falls to the mat as Christian goes to leave the ring, Morrison grabs Christian as Christian turns around as Morrison begins to speak...



​

 

[ants]

War: Finlay v CM Punk

MY NAME IS FINLAY…AND I LOVE TO FIGHT!!!!

Finlay’s music hits and he walks down the ramp, shilleleagh in hand, with Hornswoggle by his side to boos from the crowd. He slowly makes his way into the ring, before moving over to the turnbuckle and climbs it just staring at the crowd.

They hop down, Finlay stops and looks around at the big crowd, and continues to take it all in before walking over and grabbing the mic

FINLAY: I’m going to keep this short and sweet. I’ve heard of people being made an example of, but this is ridiculous. Eight fighters on a card, and instead of filling up matches with the derros at the bottom of the ladder who should be doing everything in the power to make there prescence felt in this company, eight of the best are put into hellacious matches just six days before a pay per view. Forget making an example of people, that is just plain lunacy, and there is clearly a real lack of business sense amongst current management. Now I’m not one to not give my all in a match, but in all seriousness, what can you expect out of me, when I am in the biggest match of my career this coming Sunday in my one-on-one match for the CWF Heavyweight Championship. It’s about time some people started to take a long hard look at themselves and started to think about the bigger picture instead of ratings, the pay per view is the big money earner, not bloody CWF War!

The crowd boos Finlay because they all want to see the best matches they can week in and week out.

Now, I’ve been to management, I’ve tried to get this match postponed until when I have the title after Retribution. I am sorry to say that I have been denied in that request.

The crowd cheers, and Finlay shakes his head.

You’re a simply a bunch of mindless morons. You see, it got my thinking about what I need to do to prove my point. It didn’t take me too long, when you have a mind like mine, you have ideas of strategies and that sort of thing popping in and out of your head every second. It was quite simple really, at Retribution there is a match called an 8 man Championship Scramble, and it is for the Intercontinental Championship. One of the main drawcards in that match is my opponent this week, CM Punk. Now Punk, I have always liked the man a little bit, he has the ability to speak his mind, and usually isn’t afraid of the repercussions. Hell, he reminds me a lot of myself, only not as talented in the ring. The thing is, to make my point recognised in this business; the only option is to make sure that CM Punk cannot make his match at Retribution. Injuries are such a bad thing at this time of the month because it is so hard to replace a key drawcard if something goes wrong. And that is exactly what is going to happen. CM Punk, I really am sorry to destroy your chance at becoming champion at the pay per view, but it is the only way to teach these people a lesson. On Monday Night, you will not walk out of the arena, and you will not be going to Retribution. Feel free to look me up in a few months when you get back from injury though, I’ll give you a shot at the piece of gold around my waist as goodwill. I’ll see you on Monday!

The crowd boos, as Finlay drops his mic and goes to leave the ring..​

 

[Derrick]

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Just when Finlay stops talking, This Fire Burns hits the PA System, and the fans get to their feet, booing and cheering, making a mixed reaction. The Straight Edge Superstar, our only CWF Savior, walks his way to the ring without any posing, just smiling and he holds a microphone in his left hand.​

He enters the ring and looks at Finlay.

CM Punk:

First of all, David.. I gotta ask you one thing - Have you been drinking recently? Because this what you say is utter nonsense, if you ask me. Because, you see, I get the first part of your speech tonight, sure, why not, you are a self-confident veteran Irishman, wanting his pot of gold.. uh.. I mean his title belt, aren't'cha Finlay!

CM Punk chuckles and looks at the ground to the fans' mixed reaction.

But what I didn't get was the second part. Putting me on the shelf, David? Is that what you want? Because that is not happening. You see, David, this company means really much to me.

Fans pop.

And seeing that some Irishman in his fifties is the top contender for the World Title? That's a shame. You, David are a shame. I sometimes think that you should switch themes with Sheamus, you know, the other Irish guy, you know that theme: "It's a shameful thing, lobster head..", because you're apparently the shame of Ireland and Sheamus, well his name is Sheamus and he sure loves to fight, but it's a pity for him that I always kick his ass though..

CM Punk then fakes a disappointed face expression, in attempt to show how he's 'sorry' about them.

..Which brings me to the other thing. What the hell is wrong with you Tazz? You book me for three straight weeks into matches with Irishmen? Who am I gonna face next? Hornswoggle? Bono? Saint Patrick? For Christ's sake, Tazz, I am doing everything I can to show you I am the best one here. I brought my friends to help you with keeping the order with CWF, and, by the way David, I'm sure they're gonna want to meet you, so I told them you're available on Monday Night, you know.. David it's very simple. You don't deserve that title shot. Seriously, I never got why are you so, so famous and presented as some sort of a legend, while that spotlight should be mine. And, well, it probably is going to be mine. When you look at the facts, Tazz is the one in charge, he decides who faces who. And after you lose or win your title, there must be a new challenger. And who is gonna be the man? Well it's simple. It must be someone who is the best and someone dominant. Guess who I'm talking about. Me!

Fans again drop a mixed reaction.

Well don't look at me like that, Dave, you know very well I'm right. There is no other good wrestler on this roster, and I'm not a good one, I'm the best. In this company, simply the best in the world. And I will prove you that on Monday. You see David, since my 'rebirth', I am unbeaten. I am now the one everyone wants to beat, the one you dream of killing! But hey, that is impossible. Because, you, David, you will be put to sleep. Like the men before you were.

CM Punk gives the chance to Finlay to respond.​

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Kane looks at The Miz silently, to the point that the Awesome One appears to be growing uncomfortable.

Kane: Look at you, Michael, the personification of every accusation I made against you and more. Your arrogance existing at such a level that you would dare question the validity of the man standing before you and the things that he says. The acts I have committed since setting foot in this competitive cesspool should be evidence enough, yet you still enter my presence with smug skepticism and disbelief. But that's alright, Michael, you believe whatever you wish to believe, because those beliefs will go up in smoke when they are violently disproven by the abuse I perform. If words aren't enough to convince you, then my actions shall be a lesson, and my teachings will be all the more painful for you because of the fact that you're walking blindly into this contest, underestimating every ounce of my abilities and intentions.

You mislabel what I do as 'tricks', like I'm nothing more than a Halloween novelty. Someone that dresses up in dark colors and speaks of the morbid and destructive for the sheer kick of doing it. You insult me with this misconception, Michael, as well as with your lies. You deny your fears and exude your pseudo-confidence, justifying it with self-absorbed banter that has no substance. You're the Intercontinental Champion, you're unpinned, these things do not matter. They are insignificant accomplishments that you are doing yourself no favors by boasting about. If in fact you take exception to my assessment of you as a loose-lipped, weak-minded insect and disagree, do something to convince me otherwise!

Kane stops speaking, allowing Miz to reply.​

 

[rawisrey]

War 08/08/11: Haas & Benjamin vs. The Hassan

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*The Hassans theme hits the arena and the crowd immediately respond with boos, Hassan comes out on stage wearing a suit. He raises both his hands up in the air and just as he does Daivari and Khali come through the curtain with the tag titles on their shoulders. Davari holding his as Khalis title is simply draped over his shoulder, Hassan spits down at the ground before all three men begin to march down the ramp Hassan leading the way. Hassan walks over to the steel steps as Daivari stands behind him and Khali stands in front of the ring apron, Hassan raises his hands in the air before stepping up the steel steps. Khali climbs up on the ring apron and easily steps over the top rope, Hassan walks to the middle of the ring as Khali walks to Hassans left and Daivari stands to his right. Hassan turns his head and points his thumb up to both men, Both bring their titles off their shoulders and hold them up in the air with both hands, Khali yelling out as he does so. The Crowd boos as the music fades and Daivari brings his title down and Khali flips his back on his shoulder.*

Muhammad Hassan:

one match, Count it, it took one match for us to accomplish championship gold And not only just one match it took us under a minute. You people you said that we were all talk, that the only reason we got a contract was because of a sneak attack, well in their first match The Great Khali and Khosrow Daivari became the CWF Tag Team Champions in one minute, in that minute they proved they were the absolute best and we proved our dominance over the tag team division. Look at these championships

*Hassan puts his hand on Khalis title*

These prove everything we’ve said and these are undeniable proof that we are the greatest in this company when it comes to the Tag Team Division. And These two men shall prove their dominance once again in their War Debut as they face the team of Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, two quote unquote “All Americansâ€￾. These two are supposedly superior athletes, these two have even called themselves The Worlds... Greatest Tag team. However as everyone can plainly see on The Great Khali and Khosrows shoulders, the Worlds Greatest Tag Team is standing in this ring right now. But believe or not we are Happy that we will face these two men on War, because it will be the perfect example of what is to come. Khosrow and Khali they might have won the tag team titles in under a minute of in ring competition here in CWF, however it is not the end of our show of dominance. And on War we take two all americans, two men who represent this vile and prejudice country, and do to them what we will be doing to everyone put in front of us. Retribution was simply the beginning of our higher cause, and that cause is to open the eyes of you people.

*Hassan hands Daivari the microphone*

Davari:

نحن أبطال العالم العلامه فريق، ونحن من أعلى سلطة CWF وسنواصل الآن هيمنتنا كاملة بفوزه على النفس أعظم فريق في العالم أعلنت العلامة ، وأنت يجب عليك أن تعلم الناس إلى...

*in the middle of speaking Daivari is interrupted*​

ooc: something to start us off, good luck brah.

 

[EffectsofRaven]

CWF Monday Night War TT - Desmond Wolfe vs Kane

The fans inside at the Live house show are pumped because the biggest draw in history is apparently returning, suddenly the silence is broken...

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The fans suddenly erupt not expecting the tune of Immortal to play but never the less emerging from the backstage is the Immortal Hulk Hogan, alone looking really pleased with himself, he begins to stumble down to the ring, looking cock sure of himself, he poses on the entrance ramp for his fans.

Hogan continues the long walk down the entrance ramp before climbing into the ring, taking a microphone from a ring tech, random fans bowing at Hulk Hogan's arrive but that doesn't bother the mighty Hulk Hogan as he begins to speak.

The Immortal,
Hulk Hogan:

Wow... Just wow! I did not expect that kinda of reaction for my debut in TNA but let me tell you this, it good to see Hulkamania is still alive and running wild!

Hulk Hogan pauses as the entire crowd begin chanting "HULK! HULK! HULK!" Hogan stands there chuckling as points to the facts while talking into the camera.

Yo Kane Brother, hear those fans, THAT'S what you call a real chant! Yeah Kane, I'm calling you out, you wanna know why Brother? Because you are taking on my hand picked boy, Desmond Wolfe! Now Kane, already know what you are gonna say about this match that you are gonna beat Mr. Wolfe but I got news for you BROTHER! Desmond Wolfe is the future of business and with the Immortal Hulk Hogan backing him all the way, there ain't no stopping the Wolfe from running wild all over CWF! I'm fact, I'm gonna give all you Hulkamaniacs what'cha wanna see... DESMOND WOLFE!

HOWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!
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The fans just completely erupt as Desmond Wolfe steps out from the backstage area in a full black suit with his typcial shades on. He stands on the top of the titantron and looks around for a moment.

Then he proceeds to walk down the entrance ignoring all the fans around him and slides into the ring with a huge smug look on his face. The fans drowning Wolfe in cheers but Wolfe ignores them as begins to speak.

The Prodigy,
Desmond Wolfe:

Shush Shush... The Wolfe is back in the building and I got some news for all you yanks in the crowd, you can kiss my British derriere because this Wolfe is now riding with the legend himself, Hulk Hogan! I've decided to ditch the bush leagues of UCW for a proper company with a man who promises to bring me, Desmond Wolfe more success than ever before and that is the man stood in this ring with me! In fact, he ain't a man, he's a bloody legend of the business and if any of you mugs think otherwise, I dare ya to step into this ring with ME! Because Sunshines, you ain't walking out of here without a neckbrace on and a stretcher!

Desmond Wolfe looks around at the crowd awaiting a reaction from any of the fans to hear one speak up, Desmond Wolfe turns his attention, he's clearly a Kane-o-nyte, Desmond Wolfe chuckles and response.

Oi! You fat wanker in the front row with yer little pathetic Kane mask on, ya think your funny and cool dissing on a legend like Hulk Hogan? Well I got news for ya sonny, not only am I gonna beat that ugly burnt mug of Kane's so bad, he's gonna look better than before but I'm gonna take that stupid little briefcase of his and tear up that contract! You and all Kane's little ten year old fans are gonna learn that if you mess with the big boys and the legends of this business, you just gonna get your ass handed to ya because as my mother always said, never play with fire and Kane, Sunshine... You're about to get burnt again my son! For my name is Desmond Wolfe, and I'm in it, to WIN it!

Desmond Wolfe then proceeds to flip the birdie to the fan in the front row then goes to give a final round of words but the Pyros explode on the stage.​

 

[Chris Dresdon]

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The fans in the arena are excited as "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven begins to play, cheering the nearing arrival of Kane and the fond sound of his former theme. Without any hesitation, the Big Red Machine makes his way from the back, where the fans are met with surprise on another matter.

The roof nearly came off of the place as they were witnessing the return of the true Monster. Kane walks up the steel steps, steps onto the apron and walks along it, then steps through the ropes and makes his way to the center of the ring. He signals to the ring announcer to get him a microphone as he raises his arms at his side into the air and drops them, sending fire shooting from all four turnbuckles simultaneously.

The fire burns strongly for a moment before fading out as the lights come back on and Kane is handed a microphone, his music ceasing to play.

Kane: When you walked into this company a few days ago, you did it with a chip on your shoulder. You spoke my name when it came to deciding how you wanted to enter the CWF fray, and like Hunter Hurst Helmsley before you, ask and you shall receive. I have arrived to answer your challenge, Desmond Wolfe, I shall be your first opponent on Monday Night WAR. Answer me this, are you going to be like all the others that have fallen pathetically at my feet by the wayside, failing to put up a fight? Will you be like David Finlay and use cheap tactics to get away with your life? Or are you going to be he who finally gives me competition?

If your past claims are true and your hunger indeed mirrors that of a wolf, then our match should more closely resemble a bloodsport instead of the usual slaughterhousing. You were wise to transition from the last company you worked for to this one, but for how long? By Monday night, it may be seen as a foolish decision when the base of your skull is dribbled against the mat thanks to a piledriver. In fact, even now I can think of a reason why you should go back to the drawing board and not count your livestock before they are birthed, and he's standing right beside you.

Soon you will be painfully taught what truly immortality looks and feels like. And despite your verbally expressed affinity for the sun as if it were your god, you will also learn that there is nothing hotter than the flames of the underworld that I have control over. You claim to be in this to attain victory, but you will only be handed defeat. And while you vanish into particles so miniscule they can't be reminisced about, I'll continue my reign of terror with a briefcase that can be used any time. Your lips quiver with rebuttal, mortal. Speak!

Kane lowers his microphone, looking at Desmond.​

 

[awesome miz]

Monday Night WAR: Primetime championship ladder match: Cody Rhodes© vs. John Morrison

Camera cuts somewhere to town and there is John Morrison standing with the microphone and fans in the arena get of their seats when they saw their hero on the titantron and John Morrison smiles and then put microphone near to his mouth and begin to talk...

John Morrison: Woow, you feel this? You want to know what I feel? I feel title around my waist tonight... My first ever title here in CWF! Isn't that crazy guys? I mean after so many many many many chances, I'll finally win title. Not only, that I will title, but I will win Primetime title and to be honest, I will be first ever true Primetime champion, cause that “guyâ€￾ that I'm facing tonight is not suppose to have any championship title, because, you know.... Divas has their own titles my friend.... And let's be honest Cody, what you did, that you are first ever Primetime champion in history. Only thing I remember you did, is that you was suspended, for bad work... So tell me and don't lie Cody, how many men asses you kissed, to get this title and get back here to CWF? But you must kissed more asses, because you are so lucky, or I must unlucky, to face, The Monday Night Delight, The Shaman of Sexy, The Guru of Greatness.... This means, you don't have a chance to keep this title after our match...

John Morrison smiles into camera and fans in arena cheers for him and then, Morrison again talk...

John Morrison: But, let's just let our new diva alone and let's talk about what happened last week and at Retribution..... So first, I was in a hell in a cell match with Christian and what happened? I was dominating all match long and then, that fat creep came and destroyed all my momentum and then Christian beat me? What was that? I don't clearly get it, cause you know, how someone like Christian can beat The Guru of Greatness? That was probably biggest fail in the history of this company! But I take it, this business is about loses and wins... But what I don't take is fact, that cause of that fat moron I lost my intercontinental Championship match at Retribution, cause I wasn't one hundred percent and doctors told me, that I wasn't clear to compete, but I said, this is my only chance and I compete... And I lost, but I'm happy for Brock, because at least, that idiotic CM Punk didn't won and I'm really happy for that! But then what happened? WOAH! Mirrors everywhere? And “Dashing oneâ€￾ returned that? That's like really bad joke... But let's be honest and say what is difference between me and you Cody....

Morrison get of his pocket action figure of himself and show it to the world and fans in the arena get crazy for him and his new figure and Morrison smile to camera before continuing...

John Morrison: You see this? The difference is, that this even that you was here before me, I have my own action figure and be honest, it is more dashing than yours can ever be! Because let's be serious, don't you think you can be as sexy as The Shaman of Sexy don't you? But that's not the point. The point is, I have my own action figure and I'm here for three weeks or so? And you? What you have? Your paper championship and mirror? That's not enough Cody and trust me, that Primetime Championship you wear around your waist, will never mean something, when it will be hold by someone that don't deserve it.... And you don't deserve it Cody. And you know you don't... And because you are first ever Primetime “championâ€￾ this title goes down every single second, when you call yourself a champion. So it means, I must fix, what you did. I must become Primetime champion and be first ever true champion. And Cody, I'll be honest with you.... You don't have a face of a champion! I do... And I think I'm really close to arena where we face tonight, so I think I should now go in and say hello to you and that girls in audience. So let's go and let's show you, how true champion act...

Fans in arena get crazy and cheers for Morrison like never before and then, Morrison begin to walk out of the building where he was and then he crossed the street and camera showed the arena and fans get of their seats and cheers for John Morrison as he walk into the arena. Camera followed him all backstage long and then camera cut on fans in the arena as...

Now Listen!

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John Morrison's theme song hit "Ain't No Make Believe" the PA system of the arena and fans get to their feet to their new hero in CWF! Fan's loudly cheer as John Morrison appears on the stage in his T-Shirt and smile and looks around girls in audience.... John then did his usual slow motion taunt and fans are crazy for him... Morrison then begin to walk down to the ring....

John slap hands with few fans and stop before little kid, take down his sunglasses and put them on the kid. Fans get to their feet again and John jump on the apron and over top rope jump into the ring... Fans get crazy for him and John Morrison ask for microphone and announcer give him one. Morrison then step to middle of the ring and say some words.....

John Morrison: Wow thank you guys! But let's get to why I'm here! Cody, tonight, we are facing for the primetime championship in one of most dangerous matches in this business.... We are facing in ladder match and I don't have fear of that. I'm master of parkour and I was in ladder match several times and I have experience with it but you, was you ever in ladder match? I don't clearly remember, but I think you wasn't... So this plays for me. Just as it plays for me, that only cause you are pretty diva, you can't face guys like me! So Cody, say goodbye to your title because tonight, you will lose everything. You will lose your “handsomeâ€￾ face, you will lose your title and you will lose this all to The Shaman of Sexy and you feel The Palace of Wisdom after I'll hit you with the STAR...SHIP....PAAAAAIN!

John Morrison drops the microphone and want to exit the ring as....​