CWF - Past War Trashtalking #12 (Merging Issue)

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Before The Miz can finish his signature catchphrase, a very familiar tune hits the PA.

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The crowd gives out a mixed reaction, perhaps because of their sheer hatred of The Miz, or maybe just because of the majority of Jericho's actions, acting how he had used to, and some will just continue to boo their hearts out, aware of his distinct change last week from good ol' Y2J. He comes out from behind the tron in a suit jacket, tie and all. He stands on the stage, motionless except for his eyes scanning these people in the crowd before him.

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Jericho shakes his head in disgust as he straightens his tie before walking straight down the middle of the ramp, emotionless and uncaring towards anyone around him, his eyes locked solely on The Miz. He walks down the aisle, and arrives at the border outside the ring, and never takes his gaze off of The Awesome One as he moves towards the steel steps.

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He walks straight and narrow up the steps, and walks onto the apron, and unlike what he would usually do, faking his arrival into the ring before posing for the crowd, Jericho simply steps in between the ropes, and walks over and snatches a microphone from the ring technician. He stands in front of the Miz and Maryse with a determined look in his eye, but still not a shred of emotion on his face as he begins.

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Jericho:Well, there you go. You indeed did it, The Miz is the Intercontinental Champion. Congratulations, I will admit I underestimated you, and perhaps that was my downfall. That is the only reason I can think of you possibly being able to defeat me. Miz, you can parade around with Maryse, claiming I cannot defeat you all you wish, it does not make a shred of difference to me. These hypocrites in this massive collection right now are the very reason that I was defeated. You are a worthy opponent Miz, but these lesser life forms were the things holding me back. I tried to appease them, to have them cheer me, I foolishly though if I acted like some sort of imbecile to amuse them, their cheers and encouragement would allow me to remain a truly undefeated man. However, I realised the err of my ways, Miz. It took a man like you to do it, and I thank you for that, but unfortunately for you that is where any respect I have for you stops. You and I have to fight within the confines of a Steel Cage, and I know in this kind of match all emotion and respect must be removed as a factor. I am familiar with this environment, as are you.

Jericho stops talking for a second, much to everyone's enjoyment, as he paces back and forth, straightening his tie and strutting around like a peacock. He continues to look right at The Miz, with a smirk on his face now, differing from the lack of feelings he had on his face before. He chuckles to himself before continuing.

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Jericho:Miz, it does amaze me that you would think, even for a second, that you can prove anything to me, it really does astound me. You see, you may have defeated me last time we battled, but as far as I am concerned, that was a different age. I was complacent, foolhardy, cracking jokes and making strange gestures and using idiotic language like some sort of buffoon. I pandered to all of you parasites, with your disgusting children and fat wives, it amazes me half of you even worked up the guts to show up to an arena that is on live television! Your very existence makes me want to wash myself clean of the memories and of the days that I thought of you as my "fans" and that I almost perhaps liked you. It's a frightening thought.

Jericho stares down at the canvas, seeming to contemplate what kind of monster he would've become if he kept following what these people chanted. He almost looks like he avoided being killed, and everyone in the arena lets out ceremonious boos, towards two of the now most hated men in CWF. Jericho continues staring downward before speaking again.

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Jericho:But now, I realise what kind of beast and fool I could've become. Those days are over, and the time is now and ripe for the picking, Miz. On War, I cannot wait to battle you in this Steel Cage match, not only because I will regain the Intercontinental Championship, but because I will prove these people wrong, management wrong, and I will prove you wrong, an ironic action as you claim you are always proving people wrong. I don't care for your sob story, Mizanin, I don't care that others in the locker room kicked you out, perhaps they made fun of you and now you prosper and throw it back in their face. Although I admire that, I don't care about it right now. I will beat you on War, I will beat you and everyone else in the Scramble match, and do you know why?

Jericho stares into the eyes of the Miz as he says it.

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Jericho:Because unlike you, Miss Ouellet, or any of these pathetic troglodites that have culminated in this arena...I am the best. In the world. At what I do.

Jericho looks at the Miz with a condescending expression before he's interrupted.​
 

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Heyman: Well… it is time for us to go out there and do what we decided to come here to do. Make a mockery of ever single person out there, show each of them their shortcomings and pretty much just embarrass and humiliate them. You with your power, me with this brilliant mind… there is no better tandem out there… no greater combination has ever been devised or even witnessed here in CWF. This hick town of a fed filled with people living a pipe dream hoping to become champion, feeling that they deserve to be champion. But all of that was dashed as soon as we came aboard. As soon as we decided that we were going to show up and wreak havoc on each and every single sorry piece of crap here. All we have to do is win the belt, hold on to it, and make sure nobody gets paid off. Now lets see what kind of crap we drew in this. Kind of feel like taking my time in this rather than being rushed. What do you think?

Lesnar nods as the two look over the paper with the match that they are in. And without hesitation they make their way to the entrance ramp as Brock’s theme hits.

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The power team make their way down the ramp and into the ring. They walk right by Sheamus and Heyman now has a mic.



Heyman: Since you were first to embarrass yourself out here… I’ll be first to point out how idiotic you sounded. Because let us begin with your first rant about how you and Punk are so popular. Popular strong and something else. My translator had a hard time figuring out half the stuff you said so we’re adlibbing here and going with what would have made the most sense from your nonsensical babbling. But allow me to continue. You talk of popularity and being famous and what would cause that? The fans. Right? Because if the fans don’t care about you then you’re nothing. You can’t be popular if the ones that make you popular don’t care and don’t notice you. So then let us continue… as you then started stating that you don’t need the people. You don’t need the respect of the very people that made you popular and famous. That it doesn’t matter what people say about you. Now how exactly are you holding on to this popularity without the support of anybody son? You’re not. You’re delusional. And not only that you had the balls to insult this man here? And say he is a strong man without a brain? Are you mentally challenged?

Now not only that but we did happen to catch you mentioning how you were a WWE champion twice. Big whoop. This man here was in the WWE as well and did more than just win the WWE title. He won the Royal Rumble, main evented his very first WrestleMania, and was also King of the Ring. So don’t go throwing around your accomplishments until you know for a fact that the others around you cannot measure up to what you did. This man right here did more in his short tenure in WWE than you accomplished and you were there quite a bit longer than him. And now here we stand with you giving your partner a virtual blowjob while forgetting your other partner whatever his name is wants some attention too. He’s standing there with his pants down waiting for you to blow him too while on this side of things… we don’t care who we are forced to team with. Because in the end we are going to do exactly what we want to do and what we came here to do. And that is to dominate. That is to take over and that is to show each and every single idiot here which definitely includes you that there is nobody here that can match what this man is going to accomplish in his short time here. Because in Brock’s first big match he is going to win the IC title. And what are you going to be doing whitey? Nothing but licking your wounds and looking for CM Punk.

The time for talk is over and the time for action is finally upon us. So tape up your fists and be ready for this man “without a brain†is going to destroy you in every way inside of the ring. And to the partners of Brock… beware. You’re next.


Heyman lowers the mic.

OOC: Real life over fedding right? My time was occupied by real life but now I have time to post... patience Drew.
 

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Stone Cold looks around at the crowd, almost in disbelief. He then shouts out towards the CWF faithful in attendance.


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Stone Cold: If ya' wanna see a big ole' Tag Team Rumble take place at Retribution for the CWF Tag Team Championships, Gimme a Hell Yeah!


The crowd screams back “HELL YEAH!â€￾ at the ring. All 4 men look on in amazement.


Stone Cold: Well, then I guess we all know where we stand on this. MVP, Mark Henry, you two sum bitches wanna walk around like you're some sort of big shots in this industry. Ya' talk the talk, but I take one good look at the both of ya' and ain't a single one of ya' walked the walk. So, Tag Champs or not, If this here Tag Team Rumble does happen, you can bet your ass you ain't takin' them titles with ya'!


Mick Foley lifts his microphone back up and starts to speak again.


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Mick Foley: Yes Montel, Mark....The time has come for the both of you to come face to face with your future. And the future looks grim because you see, as much trash as you talk, Steve and I can dish out that much more punishment and pain. MVP, Mark Henry, it's time for you to pay the piper! BANG BANG!


Foley drops the microphone and slides out of the ring and starts walking back up the ramp as Mason, Drew, and Austin do the same.
 

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The Rock: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH....WOAH! Hold it right there!


The crowd cheers loudly as Rock interrupts Big Show. Rock takes a step back to take a look at both Christian and Show.


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The Rock: Did The Rock hear that right? Did The Rock actually hear that come out of your mouth? You are going to make sure none of the 'people' get involved in the match? What would you possibly do? Challenge them to see how many hot dogs they can fit in there mouth? Because there ain't no way in Hell you are going to do anything about it. “Wellll......Well it's The Big Slow! It's the Big bad Slow tonight!â€￾


The crowd roars into laughter as Rock makes a joke at Big Show's expense. Show looks furious. Rock tries to calm him down.


The Rock: Woah, calm down! Easy there big fella'! The Rock was just teasing. Christian, The Rock just has to know. If you are what he claims you to be, the best worker in the business, deserving of a title opportunity, better than The Rock, then why would you need some 500-pound Andre the Giant wannabe in your corner. You and The Rock, we haven't seen eye to eye in the CWF. Hell, we've never seen eye to eye. But Christian, let The Rock say this: If you're so great, you should be wearing this belt and not The Rock. Now, The Rock knows what you're gonna say. *whiny voice* “Ohh, Finlay and John Cena got in my way! They took my opportunity. If they weren't there.....then maybe things would be different. Everybody hates me yah yah yah!â€￾ Ahh, shut your damn mouth!


The crowd is all for The Rock here tonight as they start chanting “ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!â€￾ once more at The Rock.


The Rock: But Christian, you did get something right. The Rock did sift through all of that bullcrap you spewed out of your mouth to find a few specks of truth. Yes, this week on WAR, it's not about Randy Orton. This week on WAR, it's not about my match with Finlay. This week on WAR, it is about Christian and The Rock going one-on-one in the middle of this ring. And yes, Christian, you did defeat The Rock a few weeks back, albeit with a bit of outside help, but that's the difference between you and The Rock. You see, The Rock doesn't sit around, moping, bitching, whining complaining when things don't go The Rock's way. The Rock mans up and does what he does best and this whip some candy ass!


Christian and Show are still fuming at The Rock's words here tonight. Rock is still going strong with no end in sight.


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The Rock: Let The Rock take a little poll in the arena. The Rock knows you love those. How many of you people actually think that Christian can beat The Rock?


The crowd starts to boo very loudly. Actually, they boo louder at that than anything Christian or Show has said all night.


The Rock: Just what The Rock thought. Christian, you got a 1-2-3 over The Rock, but you never beat The Rock. So, this week, The Rock is glad Tazz made this match because The Rock wants to prove to you, to the Millions......


The crowd screams back “AND MILLIONS!â€￾ toward The Rock.


The Rock: And millions of The Rock's fans, and also to you, Chubby Checker, that The Rock is The Great One, The Rock is The People's Champ, and that The Rock is just downright better than Christian. And Christian, by the look on your face, I can damn sure tell that you can smell what The Rock is cookin'!


The Rock drops his microphone at Christian and Show's feet. They have quite a staredown as the camera fades to black.
 

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MY NAME IS FINLAY…AND I LOVE TO FIGHT!!!!

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Finlay’s music hits and he walks down the ramp, shilleleagh in hand, with Hornswoggle by his side to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He slowly makes his way into the ring, before moving over to the turnbuckle and climbs it just staring at the crowd.

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They hop down, Finlay stops and looks around at the big crowd, and continues to take it all in before walking over and grabbing the mic

FINLAY: You know, I’ve been around this business for so long that sometimes I think I’ve seen it all, and experienced everything there is too experience. At Extreme Rules, I experienced my first Heavyweight Championship Match, a match which should have been one-on-one, but was turned into a fatal four way due to an attention seeking insecure little bitch, and a man who didn’t know how to take a loss. Now some may say how am I any different? I didn’t win at Extreme Rules. To those people, I say plainly and simply, I was never pinned by The Rock, therefore I am still the Number one contender to the CWF Heavyweight Championship. Thankfully, my fists, and my intellectual powers of persuasion have persuaded Tazz to give me chance one-on-one at Retribution. That was until one man came out and proved how much of a threat he is to my chances. Kane, you come out and try and steal the title away from the Rock so that I have to face you instead of him? Or face both of you. It’s as simple as this big man, I’ve got this shot now, and until that match is made 100 per cent official and contracts are signed so that nothing changes, I will be doing my darndest to make sure that you don’t get in my way, and stuff up chance. One-on-one with the great one!

Crowd boos, especially after Finlay’s attack on the People’s champ on War.

I remember when you first came into the industry Kane. You were a sick freak, there are no other two words that explain you any better. You would come out, week after week, with your little mask, and scare the living daylights out of everyone who was within 50 feet of you. Hell, no one would even speak a bad word about you because they were afraid of what you were going to do if you heard any inkling of it. Then you know what happened Kane? You got soft. You lost your mask, and the whole illusion of you being this big monster, and a scary dude really wore off. Hell, you even made friends with people and had their back. There was no more Kane who would destroy everyone in the path of him, no more Kane who would go through hell to get what he wanted. So what if you’ve got your mask back now. The illusion of you being that guy that you once were will never come back. And there’s not a thing you can do about it that will make anyone think any different. They say that a leopard always shows his spots, well in this case, nothing could be truer because the moment you started being friendly towards people was the moment that you were no longer a sick freak.

Crowd boos before Finlay continues.

One thing however, that can be taken into account is your form since you arrived here in the CWF. You have been a force, and you have let your actions do the talking, and for one, I cannot remember when you’ve pinned. No different to me, I was pinned once, and that was proven to be a lapse in concentration as I made up for it just a few weeks later. The only difference between you and I Kane, is that I have a bit more at stake in this match up. I cannot afford to lose any of my momentum. Your little briefcase means that you can bide your time and pick your spot whenever your choose. I have my chance now, and momentum is the key to me taking what is rightly mine at Retribution. You my friend, are just going to be one of those stepping stones which buckle under the pressure of my weight as I make my claim at being the best in this business.
 

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The broskis get up to their feet and make huge ovation for the Long Island Iced Z!... Fans still cheering, but Zack Ryder doesn’t show up on the stage and his theme turn off. Fans don´t know what's happening, but few cheers are heard around the arena, as on titantron appears a video....

GET READY FOR THE COUNTDOWN!

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New and unexpected theme in CWF "Ain't No Make Believe" hit the PA system of arena and fans get to their feet and make standing ovation for newcomer to CWF, “The Monday night delight†John Morrison. Just as John Morrison show up on stage, girls in audience collapse, when John Morrison did his usual slow motion and show his body to them. All three men in the ring are shocked, cause John Morrison was not expected tonight. But John Morrison doesn’t take care about them and just walk down the ramp....

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John Morrison look at both men in the ring and he just stand before the ring and ask for the microphone and announcer quickly give him one. The Shaman of Sexy put microphone near to his mouth and begin to talk...

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John Morrison: Monday night WAR! Perfect time, perfect place for guru of greatness to show how it feel to be once again, The Monday Night Delight!... I see, you guys don't know why I'm here, so let me explain to you... You know, earlier tonight, I received an e-mail from the anonymous, WAR General Manager. And I quote... “John, WAR need's your help. WAR need some real talent to help us. Monday nights can't exists without The Monday Night Delightâ€... So it happened! I was replaced for my good friend, Zack Ryder, that will be out for some time. But maybe, it's better, cause you girls in audience finally can look at something more sexier, than on white man with cute hair cut! But, back to why I´m here. Not only, that I'm in this six men tag match tonight, I'm as well in the Scramble match, for Intercontinental title in few weeks at Pay Per View! And that's not all! I'm officially picked, as most sexy guy in this company right now. And that all happened today! What will happen after one month when I'll be here? I'll become hall of famer?

Fans goes crazy for their new hero and John Morrison smile on all girls in audience and then he continues....

John Morrison: I know, you can watch me and hope that I'll pose for you all day long, but I'm here cause of some business, so what about take a look at ladies I'm facing and I'm teaming up tonight. Let's start with my tag team partners for tonight. First one is the All American American Jack Swagger... Last week it was your debut night here right? Well you didn't looked much like All American. You just didn't made it. Maybe it's cause of your terrible attire, maybe it's cause of that stupid haircut, maybe it's cause of your horrible nickname, or maybe it´s cause of your speech impediment... But just every time you step to this ring, you fail. So let´s just hope tonight, you´ll have some luck, cause only luck can keep you in this match... You maybe don´t even show up tonight, cause of your spephhh inpedhimenth. No, just kidding man, show up, but please, don´t talk too much...

John Morrison laughs how he make fun of his partner and fans are cheering him and then he continues talking..

John Morrison: Who's there next?... I guess it's my big partner Brock Lesnar... Well Brock...Brock? That's kinda funny name you know it? Brock it's like name for dog! And I see I'm not so away from truth. Cause I see you have your owner with you. Hey Paul, how your doggie doing? No, no, just kidding. Now seriously Brock. Do you really think you deserve to be in very same ring in very same night, with The Friday Night Delight himself? You should ask that same question to yourself... But hey, hey Brock, you can't just stand here and let your big friend Paul talk about your accomplishments and times, when you main evented your very first WrestleMania and when you won your king of the ring and that you won this and that you gonna win this and blah blah blah... You can't let him talk like this, when he don't even know, that times, when you main evented that WrestleMania wasn't in WWE but in times of WWF... Just letting you know, if you forgot Paulie....

The Crowd once again turns crazy and John Morrison just step little bit closer near to the ring and smile at Sheamus and begin to talk once again....

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John Morrison: I guess, my first opponent I should look at, is non other than my good old fella Sheamus! How's it going my little Irish fella? It looks like you didn't changed much, since we met last time. You still look, like you just escaped from madhouse, you still talk like you are biggest champion around here and well, you still talk like you can beat me in fact, that you know just like me, that The Guru of greatness already beat you how many times? I guess you can't even count to number of your loses against me fella..... BUT, there's one thing that changed. Sheamus, The Celtic kid, finally found himself a friend! Yes, that's right! Sheamus and CM Punk. It sound great not? Well... Not, but at least you tried Sheamus. How you call yourselves? Straight Edge Ghost? No, no, just kidding... But hey you know what... You talked here about what you did. You held how many titles? Three? Well, that's really funny, cause I've held in the WWE nine titles. It's six more than you if you can't count it. And, I've held two slammy awards! You only one if I remember! So don't talk about your accomplishments, when everybody that is against you tonight, did more than you can ever do in your career! So you better stay back and make fun of Zack Ryder for yourself, cause that kid, will once do more than you... Fella...

John Morrison step near to steel steps and smile for himself and fans supports him by loud cheering and John continues...

John Morrison: Who's there next? Yes, Kevin Thorn! What can I just tell? Just look at him and you must laugh. Even Shemus here is more sexy than he is! Kevin just think he's demon or Vampire or what the hell he truly is? Just ask him what's he doing when he's home alone... No, seriously, you really think he can win tonight? He can eliminate someone? Or he can eliminate me? Don't be sad, when you' ll be first eliminated tonight Kevin. Cause, well, you know Kevin, when guy like you think he's a vampire, we usually must lock him somewhere, where no one will see him. Cause you are just ridiculous. What would be great America, when men like you will think, that they are Vampires or Demons? We will look like absolute idiots. And that's not how Shaman of Sexy want to look like. Until you'll change, be jealous!...

John Morrison finally step on steel steps and enter the ring and look at guys in the ring before continuing. John Morrison then look on stage and once again begin to talk...

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John Morrison: And finally, we get to The Straight Edge Superstar, CM Punk... You know what, CM Punks fifteen minutes of fame already ended, when I beat him so many times few years ago. Let's just take a look on his Straight Edge lifestyle... You don't smoke, you don't drink, you don't o drugs, you don't like womens... Or maybe you do, but they don't like you... But you don't as well win much matches do ya? You don't do much of anything do ya Punk? All except of getting tattoos huh? Hey, maybe you should have a new tattoo for every time you lost to me. You know what, you already failed against me and you will never defeat John Morrison. Well in fact, no body will defeat new Monday Night delight, The Guru of Greatness, The Shaman of Sexy. There's no one on this planet that can beat me. But Punk, one more thing... I heard what are you doing when you are in shower with your friend Sheamus. Please, take a shower alone Punk. But hey, I know it should be secret so pshhhhh...

John Morrison laugh and fans cheer for him and Morrison again put microphone near to his mouth...

John Morrison: Well, I'm talking about my partners and my opponents, but only guy I can see is looking like mayonnaise and second one have name like doggie. So what about you guys come out here and say something as well huh? Or you prefer to stay back and just look at me? I know you can do this all day long, just watch me in my spotlight and looking at my sexy body. So come out here, or be jealous...
 

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"This Fire Burns" hits the PA System which means only two things! The first one is that arena is filled with a deafening mixed reaction which consists of a majority of boos, and the minority of cheers. The 2nd one is that the one and only Straight Edge Savior, CM Punk is on his way to the ring and will leave the wrestling words wondering which words will his loud mouth produce.

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CM Punk kneels and looks at the fans that love him and hate him at the same time. He does the "handroll" and shouts something at the fans. He however has a microphone already in his hand. He walks the way to the ring and sends a few cocky smiles to the crowd. He enters the ring and sits in one corner with his legs crossed and brings the microphone near his mouth.

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CM Punk:

Johnathan, Johnathan, oh how pathetic can you get? You parade yourself with so much self-confidence in your A-list life style, the drugs, the alcohol, the women; everything I am not and that is why Johnathan, I am better than you. You think that with all the countdowns, arena effects, slow motions et cetera, and you think you have made such a big debut, or return, I don't care if you were ever before here, it makes you a good wrestler, man, performer? But what makes me scratch my head the most is your language, Johnathan. You have so many mistakes in your English it makes me want to throw up in this very ring! Perhaps all the drugs and alcohol you take in the clubs have flushed all the knowledge out of your brain. Your language is on the lever of a four-year-old, for god's sake! Really, John? First of all, do I have hearing problems, but you really called Brock Lesnar a doggy? Now even though he's not on my team, I know he can crush you. It's not about names John, or the looks. It's about wrestling. About skills. You know, John, this brings me to another thing and that's reminding you of something. This CWF roster consists of many talented wrestlers. Highflyers, powerhouses, submission specialists, grapplers, technicals and I could go on and on. And even though many of them have a great history under their names, and pretty long title histories, it doesn't change the fact that they're simply worse than me.

John Morrison wants to cut off Punk, but Punk cuts him off instead.

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No, wait, John, hold on. You shut your mouth while I'm speaking. So, where was I. They all, including you, Lesnar and Sheamus, and Thorn and Swagger are really nothing compared to me. It's because I am the greatest wrestler in the world and plus, I'm straight edge and I have never ever done steroids, nor any addictive liquids or pills which overall makes me better than you. While your hopping and dancing in your little night clubs, I'm busting my ass off to make outstanding performances on Monday Nights. I can go on and on with the reasons why I am better than you, but let's move on again. You see John, you're simply an asskisser. The so called tough guy backstage with rough and harsh comments that you can't back up. Don't make me tell the story about you and your backstage attitude, or do you people feel a need to know it?

Crowd cheer for this one which makes Punk tell it.

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Alright then. You see, John never liked various people backstage, including me, Sheamus, Miz, Lesnar, practically the whole roster, except the divas that he fucks every night. He always made, even in the WWE, some really harsh comments. Which is ok for me, I really don't give a damn about John Morrison, to be honest with you. But here goes the interesting part. The whole locker room backstage just threw him away. Everyone acts so cold-shouldered to this guy, no one likes him anymore. If John Morrison was a real and a true man of his word, he wouldn't care a bit and just move on. But no. He instead licked the ass of every superstar and staff member, including Vince McMahon, just to get liked and accepted, but it seems that he failed. You John, are an asskisser. A legit one. If you didn't kiss Vince McMahon's ass you wouldn't be here. Just like the whole WAR roster. Only I in this ring have the right to tell you that I'm not an asskisser, because it's my wrestling skills and microphone skills that brought me where I am. Last week, after my so called "controversial comments" that made the whole wrestling world talk all about CM Punk, I've started off a new era in wrestling, the era when the real wrestlers will start to finally success and those commercial tools will finally be put on their places. Like all of you in this ring. At Retribution I will win the Intercontinental Championship. A 2nd tier title, which is still OK for me. It's like this. I am sure that I will be the first dual champion. Because, a wrestler of my qualities isn't worth ONLY the Intercontinental Championship. I am World Championship material. I will win both the titles and showcase my dominance. You see, to have all the titles, I don't need to be Vince McMahon to say "it's my company, hell I can choose who to give the titles". Nor do I need to be Clayton Neitzel to literally give myself all the titles and overrate myself and proclaim myself a legend while I'm not one. I don't need to kiss the owner's ass like Dwayne out there, or Mike the Miz, or Alberto del Rio. I am Phillip Brooks, better known as CM Punk, the controversial superstar that accepts Straight Edge in his life and is the best wrestler to ever live! Thus that is the main reason why I will be the first ever dual champion and start the new era of CWF and wrestling overall. You all in this ring, and in this arena, and in front of your television and computer screens are witnessing the most important statement in the history of this business be said by the future Hall of Famer, no doubt. You, John, can never accomplish that. Never ever in your life. You have no backbone, John, nor will you ever have. Now to move on.

CM Punk catches a long breath before he moves on.

Brock Lesnar! Mr. Here Comes The Pain! A former WWE Champion and a former UFC Heavyweight Champion and finally his buddy Paul Heyman. First of all, nice to see you again Paul. You helped me to achieve this all and I am more than thankful, but at this moment, you are my enemy. However as much as I respect you, I don't respect your "client". Look at him! Big, mighty, powerful, strong! But without those drugs how would he look like? I mean, how does he look like without those steroids? Let's have a look.

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Aww, isn't this sweet and disgusting at the same time? A little fatso in a singlet. How adorable. How would you look like without the drugs! You're nothing, Brock. Nothing. Do you know this little saying? Big muscles.. small winky and small brain!

Fans make a mixed reaction.

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You see, Paul, this is the biggest mistake you ever made since selling ECW. This guy is the mistake. Sure, he was profitable for you, I get that, but still, even though he made some serious impact and won various titles, he's a low-class, no-neck weasel, he looks like a toy. I don't wanna degrade myself to the John Morrison level, but really, Paul? This guy reminds me of Cody Rhodes. He's also a pathetic little weasel. Brock, just like Cody, thinks that the looks are the only thing that matters. At least you should be happy that Brock will not be fired after this week, because both of the guys suck at everything. I'll beat you all now and at Retribution as well.

I'm not going to address Swagger and Thorn, I'll just say one thing, both of you are spineless cowards. You are. You Swagger have no balls to show up and Thorn is too busy watching Twilight I guess, and I hope that the both of you will be squashed like little cockroaches on Monday, Thorn a bit less though, he's on my team. After the pain you will feel on Monday, just remember that that is just a toothache compared to the pain you'll feel at Retribution when I beat you and become champion!

Fans boo.

Now Sheamus, oi' there fella'! You make me sick as well pretty much, but I'll be nice this time because you're on my team. It's like this. I think I'll break some record in saying the word asskisser in one speech tonight because you're one as well! You are one of the most low-class people I've ever seen. You have kissed Vince's ass various times just to get titles, WWE anyone? But that was the past. At this time, you're one of the most popular guys here, with actually a big talent I guess. The connection of the two of us should provide a good teamwork at this time. But just because I'm nice now, don't think I'm your friend, no, never trust Punk. However, me, you and this vampire guy I saw a few times back in WWE and now, we should beat the lives out of the Thwagger/Morrison/Lesnar team. If you disappoint, expect pain post-match, I'm not kidding. I will beat you and the vampire guy as well, Sheamus, but you have the luck that not now, but in three weeks time. However, Sheamus, I can get you under my wing, yes, I can help you throw the Irish Whiskey out of your shelves and leave the addictive liquids you Irish people love, plus buy you a tan, so you can look like a real man and become Straight Edge! Isn't that generous from me? Huh? In that case you must accept Punk as your leader, because I am the only one that matters in this business! Now I don't feel a need to waste my time with you no-lifers, I'm out.

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CM Punk gets into Morrison's face as he exits the arena. (OOC: Imagine it's in-ring)
 
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